Awkward bathroom moment

So I went to pee.

Someone must've unloaded a giant deuce prior to me using the restroom (like 5 stalls).

As I came out, someone walked it.

The accusatory glare of 'You totally just took a major dump and stunk up the whole bathroom' had me like a deer in headlights.

I didn't know what to do.

Do I say, a la Shaggy, 'it wasn't me?'

Do I say, 'Whoowee, I feel ten pounds lighter!'

Or do I put my head down, burning with shame, and hightail it outta there without even washing my hands? Ensuring to the stranger that I am a dirty, smelly office pooper? I can just imagine the sideways glances and hushed whisperes in the lunchroom.

No, dear friends, I did none.

Because as I washed my hands, said accusor let out a raunchy, wet sounding fart that went for what seemed like an eternity.

I chuckled all the way back to my office

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This is exactly what I needed this morning!

Actually, what I really need is a Giant deuce like your predecessor, but we can't have everything can we?

I'd love to drop some pounds this morning!

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she was just THAT comfortable being around you, Deuce.

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Aaaaaaahhhhahahahahahahahaha!

I love the word 'deuce'.

<---your coworker, smelling their own wet fart.

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Worst thing ever...when you walk out of the bathroom and the person BEFORE you stunk it up...yet you get the blame!