I'm definatly not up to date on my pop culture...

I just found out today that GTL does not mean 'gay-transgender-lesbian'

I just thought alot of people had gay pride.

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Posted by SummerBride10

I just found out today that GTL does not mean 'gay-transgender-lesbian'

I just thought alot of people had gay pride.

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ummm ok so what DOES it mean?

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Posted by Clover23

ummm ok so what DOES it mean?

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Gym Tanning Laundry

its from the jersey shore

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You got it confused with GLBT

I don't know what GTL means though...is it an abbreviation of a city...like ATL for Atlanta?

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Posted by Clover23

ummm ok so what DOES it mean?

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Gym Tanning Laundry

its from the jersey shore

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LOL i didnt know thats what it meant... i knew it was a jersey shore thing...

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Posted by Clover23

ummm ok so what DOES it mean?

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Gym Tanning Laundry

its from the jersey shore

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aha... see that's why i didn't know.

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I still don't understand why Gym-Tan-Laundry. Is that someone's schedule or something?

ETA: I only know it b/c my sister watches the show and I asked, but she's never explained WHY to me.

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Posted by jilliibabii

I still don't understand why Gym-Tan-Laundry. Is that someone's schedule or something?

ETA: I only know it b/c my sister watches the show and I asked, but she's never explained WHY to me.

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haha thats their daily routine to look good.

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lol thats great!!!

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do you know what grenades and landmines are????

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lol omg lol.

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Posted by jilliibabii

I still don't understand why Gym-Tan-Laundry. Is that someone's schedule or something?

ETA: I only know it b/c my sister watches the show and I asked, but she's never explained WHY to me.

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haha thats their daily routine to look good.

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At least Laundry is on there and not like Gym-Tan-Shop.

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OMGGIRLS! Thats hilarious that u didnt know that.
Here are a few more for you ladies.

IFF - IM F UKED FOUNDATION

GFF - GRENADE FREE FOUNDATION

MVP - MIKE VINNY PAULY

***Promoting a grenade free America****

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OMG that is soooo funny!

Here are some more Jersey Shore 'isms' I found this on FB

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1's and 2's (n): Pauly D's turntables.

Angelina (n): An obnoxious ***** who thinks she's hot; see 'Cockblock.'

Barrel (v) To push through the cops when a housemate gets punched in the face.

Butterfly Clip (n): Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.

Bartenders (n): People who do great things.

Battle (v): To dance to house music like an idiot.

Battlefield (n): Club dance floor.

Beat Up the Beat (v) Crazy fist-pumping while intoxicated.

Blow-Out (n): A hairstyle usually worn by guidos
that allows you to look as if you where just
electrocuted by your blowdryer; blowouts are water proof, wind proof, girl proof, possibly bulletproof, but we don't know for sure cause Pauly D's not ready to try that one.

BPB (n): Term used by Vinny meaning Basketball, Pool, Beach in reaction to the Situations boring GTL.

Bro (n): According to Ronnie: Everyone.

Broads (n): Females without class.

Bronzer (n): Warpaint that guidettes use to attract gorillas and juiceheads.

Bull Dogs (n): Girls the Situation brings home

Came Out of the Woodwork(v): To come from out of no where.

Chicken Cutlet Night; Ravioli Night; Surf-n-Turf
Night (n): Things Sammi is excluded from.

Cockblock (n): One who prevents guys from getting girls; see 'Angelina'

Come At Me Bro (v): - To instigate a fight

Coogah (n): Female that is at least 27 years old.

Copestetic (n): Okay

Creatures (n): Violent females, also referred to as 'Zoo Animals'

Creep (v): To go out and pursue potential mates. Also used as 'to go creepin' or 'creep mode'

DJ Pauly D (n): Ya girls favorite DJ.

Doggin’ You Out (v): Looking at someone in a
confrontational manner.

Doorstop Toe (n): See 'Fred Flinstone Toe.'

Duck Phone (n): A phone shaped like a duck that
completely confuses girls like Snooki, see 'Snooki vs. Duck Phone' on YouTube.

Eat Ham and Drink Water (n): What you should do when you dont want to cheat on your boyfriend

Equation (n): Something that one is put into when entering a romantic relationship.

Fist Pumping (n): A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.

Flee The Scene (v): Run away when stuck with a grenade.

Freckles McGee (n): A girl who wants to go home instead of hooking up.

Fred Flintstone Toe (n): An insult that will undoubtedly piss off your drunk girlfriend; something Sammi has.

******* Christmas (n): When a feast of Italian food is present.

Gorilla (n): JWoww's ultimate man, her 'prince,' a juiced man, also see 'Juice Head'

Gorilla Central - A place where there are juiceheads everywhere.

Grenade (adj): A word used to describe the ugly friend.

Grenade Launchah (adj): A word used to describe the ugly fat friend.

GTL (n,v): Gym, Tan, Laundry; how they make the guidos.

Guido (n): A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely.

Guidette (N): Female counterpart of a guido; some of them look like post-op trannies.

Hate: (v): To talk negatively about someone out of jealousy.

Haterade (n): The Situation's signature concoction of milk, cheese, ranch dressing, mayonnaise and a dash of snicker's pickle juice.

Heated (v): To get angry

'He's' Back (n): A term used to describe a male returning to being single and being eligible to go out creeping.

Hippo (n): Drunk overweight female.

Hook up (v): To make out with someone.

House Music (n): Music to battle to.

'I'll rock you, *****!' (n:) Screamed as a battle call by an unwelcomed house guest; a variation of this call may be'i'll rock your world!' See: 'Grenade'

Jerry Springer (v): To fight with an unfaithful girl/guy, can be used as 'jerry springer her/his ***'

Jerk Awf (n):An annoying person.

Judaism (n): A religion Pauly D doesn't even understand

Juice Head (n): Someone, usually a hot, tan, male, who may or may not steroids in order to gain muscle mass, see 'Juiced.'

Juiced (adj): So muscular that your arms start to look fat.

JWOWW (n): a Praying Mantis-like guidette, after
sex she will rip your head off;
(can be used as a verb- 'to punch a male in the face')

Kid (n): Any person, male or female, under 40.

Lobster (n): A sea creature that Snooki will not eat because ' it's alive when you kill it'.

My Boy(s) (n): Good male friends that share a deep bond.

NFL Linebacker (n). A particuarly large grenade.

One Shot (v): A punch to the head that you can claim was self defense, also known as a sucker punch.

Pink Eye (n): What you get from putting a fat girl's *** in your face.

Pouf (n): A hair style worn by guidettes that allows you to instantly grow 6 inches

Pound Her Out (n): Another term for sex.

Prehistoric Kindergarten (n): A time period where Sammi had a crush on The Situation.

Pukey Breath (n): Something that Sammi does not want breathed onto her.

'Really bro, like it was self defense, like why would i lie to you bro.' (adj): How NOT to talk to the cops.

Robbery (v): To think you stole your roomates girl only to find out you got their sloppy seconds.

Rolls (n): A table food; Snooki's stomach

Ron (n): The name that Snookie called her date. His actual name: Russ

Ron Ron Juice (n): Combination of watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, and vodka,

Smush (v): To have sex.

Snooki (n): A small Chilean female adopted into an Italian family, also known as Snickers, Shnickers, Snookers, Party, sometimes referred to as Nicole Polizzi
(can be used as a verb- 'to punch a girl in the face)

SoCo (n): Used to wash down pickle breath.

Stage 5 Clinger (n): A girl who follows you around watching your every movement, calls you until you are forced to put the phone off the hook, but won't let you touch her until your married.

Stalked My Life (v): To be followed around; usually at night on a boardwalk.

Straggler (n): A roommate with a hangover that almost makes you late for your first day at work.

Strike Three (n): The final strike before ending a relationship.

Stumpy ******* (n): An insult used to describe your drunk boyfriend.

Tampons (n): Things you stuff up people's noses in anger or rebellion.

'Thatsnotcoolthatsnotcoolthatsnotcool!' (n): Something you shout when you see your ex.

The Business (n;v) Club, jacuzzi, bedroom.

The Cop (n): A man you cant talk to or give your number to when your boyfriend is around.

The Situation (n): The ability to attract women by lifting your shirt; see Jerk Awf.

'This Is No Joke' (adj): A phrase said when someone is clearly overreacting over an event, usually used in conjunction when someone is traumatized. (See- 'Traumatize')

Trash Bags (n): Used in place of suitcases.

Traumatize (v): To push your girlfriend in order to keep her from instigating a fight.

Vibe (v): To establish an attraction to another person.

WAAAAHHH (n): A noise made by Snooki when she doesn't get her way.

Wing Man (n): A sidekick.

'You don't even look Italian!' (adj): The insult to end all insults.

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OMG that is soooo funny!

Here are some more Jersey Shore 'isms' I found this on FB

______________________________________
1's and 2's (n): Pauly D's turntables.

Angelina (n): An obnoxious ***** who thinks she's hot; see 'Cockblock.'

Barrel (v) To push through the cops when a housemate gets punched in the face.

Butterfly Clip (n): Hair accessory used by Snooki to prop up her poof.

Bartenders (n): People who do great things.

Battle (v): To dance to house music like an idiot.

Battlefield (n): Club dance floor.

Beat Up the Beat (v) Crazy fist-pumping while intoxicated.

Blow-Out (n): A hairstyle usually worn by guidos
that allows you to look as if you where just
electrocuted by your blowdryer; blowouts are water proof, wind proof, girl proof, possibly bulletproof, but we don't know for sure cause Pauly D's not ready to try that one.

BPB (n): Term used by Vinny meaning Basketball, Pool, Beach in reaction to the Situations boring GTL.

Bro (n): According to Ronnie: Everyone.

Broads (n): Females without class.

Bronzer (n): Warpaint that guidettes use to attract gorillas and juiceheads.

Bull Dogs (n): Girls the Situation brings home

Came Out of the Woodwork(v): To come from out of no where.

Chicken Cutlet Night; Ravioli Night; Surf-n-Turf
Night (n): Things Sammi is excluded from.

Cockblock (n): One who prevents guys from getting girls; see 'Angelina'

Come At Me Bro (v): - To instigate a fight

Coogah (n): Female that is at least 27 years old.

Copestetic (n): Okay

Creatures (n): Violent females, also referred to as 'Zoo Animals'

Creep (v): To go out and pursue potential mates. Also used as 'to go creepin' or 'creep mode'

DJ Pauly D (n): Ya girls favorite DJ.

Doggin’ You Out (v): Looking at someone in a
confrontational manner.

Doorstop Toe (n): See 'Fred Flinstone Toe.'

Duck Phone (n): A phone shaped like a duck that
completely confuses girls like Snooki, see 'Snooki vs. Duck Phone' on YouTube.

Eat Ham and Drink Water (n): What you should do when you dont want to cheat on your boyfriend

Equation (n): Something that one is put into when entering a romantic relationship.

Fist Pumping (n): A hand motion utilized by Jersey Shore males to show enthusiasm, especially when dancing to house music.

Flee The Scene (v): Run away when stuck with a grenade.

Freckles McGee (n): A girl who wants to go home instead of hooking up.

Fred Flintstone Toe (n): An insult that will undoubtedly piss off your drunk girlfriend; something Sammi has.

******* Christmas (n): When a feast of Italian food is present.

Gorilla (n): JWoww's ultimate man, her 'prince,' a juiced man, also see 'Juice Head'

Gorilla Central - A place where there are juiceheads everywhere.

Grenade (adj): A word used to describe the ugly friend.

Grenade Launchah (adj): A word used to describe the ugly fat friend.

GTL (n,v): Gym, Tan, Laundry; how they make the guidos.

Guido (n): A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely.

Guidette (N): Female counterpart of a guido; some of them look like post-op trannies.

Hate: (v): To talk negatively about someone out of jealousy.

Haterade (n): The Situation's signature concoction of milk, cheese, ranch dressing, mayonnaise and a dash of snicker's pickle juice.

Heated (v): To get angry

'He's' Back (n): A term used to describe a male returning to being single and being eligible to go out creeping.

Hippo (n): Drunk overweight female.

Hook up (v): To make out with someone.

House Music (n): Music to battle to.

'I'll rock you, *****!' (n:) Screamed as a battle call by an unwelcomed house guest; a variation of this call may be'i'll rock your world!' See: 'Grenade'

Jerry Springer (v): To fight with an unfaithful girl/guy, can be used as 'jerry springer her/his ***'

Jerk Awf (n):An annoying person.

Judaism (n): A religion Pauly D doesn't even understand

Juice Head (n): Someone, usually a hot, tan, male, who may or may not steroids in order to gain muscle mass, see 'Juiced.'

Juiced (adj): So muscular that your arms start to look fat.

JWOWW (n): a Praying Mantis-like guidette, after
sex she will rip your head off;
(can be used as a verb- 'to punch a male in the face')

Kid (n): Any person, male or female, under 40.

Lobster (n): A sea creature that Snooki will not eat because ' it's alive when you kill it'.

My Boy(s) (n): Good male friends that share a deep bond.

NFL Linebacker (n). A particuarly large grenade.

One Shot (v): A punch to the head that you can claim was self defense, also known as a sucker punch.

Pink Eye (n): What you get from putting a fat girl's *** in your face.

Pouf (n): A hair style worn by guidettes that allows you to instantly grow 6 inches

Pound Her Out (n): Another term for sex.

Prehistoric Kindergarten (n): A time period where Sammi had a crush on The Situation.

Pukey Breath (n): Something that Sammi does not want breathed onto her.

'Really bro, like it was self defense, like why would i lie to you bro.' (adj): How NOT to talk to the cops.

Robbery (v): To think you stole your roomates girl only to find out you got their sloppy seconds.

Rolls (n): A table food; Snooki's stomach

Ron (n): The name that Snookie called her date. His actual name: Russ

Ron Ron Juice (n): Combination of watermelon juice, cherries, cranberry juice, and vodka,

Smush (v): To have sex.

Snooki (n): A small Chilean female adopted into an Italian family, also known as Snickers, Shnickers, Snookers, Party, sometimes referred to as Nicole Polizzi
(can be used as a verb- 'to punch a girl in the face)

SoCo (n): Used to wash down pickle breath.

Stage 5 Clinger (n): A girl who follows you around watching your every movement, calls you until you are forced to put the phone off the hook, but won't let you touch her until your married.

Stalked My Life (v): To be followed around; usually at night on a boardwalk.

Straggler (n): A roommate with a hangover that almost makes you late for your first day at work.

Strike Three (n): The final strike before ending a relationship.

Stumpy ******* (n): An insult used to describe your drunk boyfriend.

Tampons (n): Things you stuff up people's noses in anger or rebellion.

'Thatsnotcoolthatsnotcoolthatsnotcool!' (n): Something you shout when you see your ex.

The Business (n;v) Club, jacuzzi, bedroom.

The Cop (n): A man you cant talk to or give your number to when your boyfriend is around.

The Situation (n): The ability to attract women by lifting your shirt; see Jerk Awf.

'This Is No Joke' (adj): A phrase said when someone is clearly overreacting over an event, usually used in conjunction when someone is traumatized. (See- 'Traumatize')

Trash Bags (n): Used in place of suitcases.

Traumatize (v): To push your girlfriend in order to keep her from instigating a fight.

Vibe (v): To establish an attraction to another person.

WAAAAHHH (n): A noise made by Snooki when she doesn't get her way.

Wing Man (n): A sidekick.

'You don't even look Italian!' (adj): The insult to end all insults.

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Hilarious. Sad i knew them all but they messed it up. Its SMOOSH not smush! lol lol

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omg that list was too funny