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MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

barbtony Posted: Apr 21, 2011 09:43 AM+

barbtony MEMBER SINCE: 10/07 TOTAL POSTS : 7584 WEDDING DATE: Oct 10, 2010

Posted: Apr 21, 2011 09:43 AM

MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

MEN!!!!
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt . Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death..
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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Rosalind_75 Posted: Apr 21, 2011 09:54 AM+

Rosalind_75 MEMBER SINCE: 12/08 TOTAL POSTS : 16106 WEDDING DATE: Apr 17, 2010

Posted: Apr 21, 2011 09:54 AM

Re: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

2010BTB Posted: Apr 21, 2011 10:03 AM+

2010BTB MEMBER SINCE: 9/09 TOTAL POSTS : 3821 WEDDING DATE: Nov 06, 2010

Posted: Apr 21, 2011 10:03 AM

Re: MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Posted by barbtony
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
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