SEXTION OF THE DAAAAY

Inspired by my early morning jaunt for DH's bday

Have you ever gotten any sex injuries?? This morning while in the middle of our little sexcapade DH and I headbutted...his nose into my jaw. I bit down and now I have a fat lip!!!! It really hurts...and DH thought he might have a bruise on his nose! We r winnars.

How about you??

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The usual rug burns and leg cramps, nothing too serious.

Well, maybe one time where we had wild drunken sex on the bathroom sink of our hotel room. I guess I was hitting the small of my back against the faucet but I hardly felt it at the time. Later on my back was sore so I had DH look at it- there was a MASSIVE black and blue.

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YEA and BAD!!

In college I was hooking up with a guy on 2 couches pushed together... well in the middle of our romp the couches SPLIT and I laded right on my ***... This doesn't sound too bad except it was on TILE! I broke my freaking tailbone and had a bruise on my arse for weeks....

Lesson learned dont hook up on dorm room couches pushed together to make a 'bed'

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some bruises...and maybe a bite mark or two.. when dh is drunk his inner vampire comes out!

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i cant think of anything... although my first time was on the beach... and let me tell you... sex on the beach is the least fun sex ever

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I used to get rug burn a lot from an ex because we enjoyed the floor for some reason

And I bruised my leg real bad once from falling in the shower, and another time from hitting a bed with another ex.

With DH I've just pulled a muscle. I stretch more often now.

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yeah i have had some rug burns, bruises, and some sore muscles

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i have said this story before i will give the pg version..

one time after we could not find the condom..

we ripped up my room..i check up there..gone..

i go in shower..pee..like normal...next day i am doubled over in pain..yep it was stuck where the sun dont shine..took alot of elbow grease to get up in there and get it out

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Jeez this was pretty funny at the time....in college, I hit my head really bad on the wall behind my bed and had a giant lump on my forehead for days. I was praying my MOH wouldn't make some reference to it during her speech at my wedding (obviously this was not DH).

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elbow to the eye...not fun!