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Speeding in Florida
CarolAnn721 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:18 AM+
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Speeding in Florida

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Mustang convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, 'What am I doing? I'm too old for this!' and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Mustang. He looked at his watch, then said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new
reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go.'

The old gentleman paused then said: 'Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the trooper.
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ourwedding9510 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:21 AM+
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Re: Speeding in Florida

That's AWESOME!

and TOTALLY something my dad would say!
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dctead Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:25 AM+
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2010BTB Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:26 AM+
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Re: Speeding in Florida

Oh I love you for adding some funny into this morning...was just having a blah type of day where you think of all the negative things!
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barbtony Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:27 AM+
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kshea23 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 11:02 AM+
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Re: Speeding in Florida

bahahaha this is great!!

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Future Mrs H Posted: Jun 28, 2011 12:17 PM+
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SummerBride10 Posted: Jun 29, 2011 07:16 AM+
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