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funny drunk story about yourself!

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got drunk in downtown Chicago with my older sister and singlehandedly knocked down a display at the Coach store. I was asked to leave..of course.

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I once drank 3/4 of a 1.75L bottle of wine by myself, then proceed to go to my guy friend's apartment, show him my underwear to see if he could 'see it' through the white skirt I was wearing, go to a bar and intentionally pour my beer on the ground on a girl's feet and acted pissed when she confronted me about it, and then annoy the heck out of my roommates by insisting upon sleeping on the rug in the bathroom

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on my 22nd birthday i have photographs of me doing 22 shots within 22 hours.

i literally jumped off a bridge into the ocean ...

i was asleep by 8 pm

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ill show you

friggin g2g

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newlywed luncheon

'nuff said

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We were at my friend's birthday BBQ 2 summers ago and were drinking Twisted Tea out of a box. (one with the bag with the spout like boxed wine. Classy, I know.)

After running through the first box we had, we took the bag out to make sure we got every last drop. The only way to do this was to have the other person 'teabag' you. It's not that funny now that I'm writing it, but it was hilarious then.

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none of mine are particularly funny... tragic and sad which i guess is kinda funny after the fact lol

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On my 19th birthday, I drank 3/4 of a bottle of Jack Daniels by myself in 20 minutes. I don't remember ANYTHING. However, my friends told me that I went into a pizza place, and I was puking so hard and gripping the toilet seat so hard that I ripped the toilet seat off.

I also rolled down a hill onto the hood of a car that night.

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my 21st bday

i woke up with a loose tooth, a huge gash in my arm and a bunch of pics of me passed out on the floor.

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So many stories so little time.

My friend managed to fall on me in the middle the streets of Atlantic City at the exact moment a cop was walking by. We narrowly escaped being arrested for public drunkenness.

Later that morning I realized I wasn't able to walk... turns out my friend sprained my foot when he fell on me.

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My roommate once walked into our bathroom in the middle of the night to find this:

Me naked sleeping with my head on the tub.
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A guy that we went to college with (that she had not seen in 4 +years) sleeping in our bathtub in his boxers with shampoo bottles disbursed all over him (thanks to the open window in the bathroom that blew everything on top of him).

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I went to the movies earlier in the night, ate a entire bag of sourpatch kids. After the movie, my friends and I stopped at a party where I drank many shots of southern comfort. I spend about a 1/2 hour throwing up in the bathroom.

I come out and say 'there's little people in the toilet'.

My friend goes in to make sure I flushed (I didn't) and she says 'Dude, did you have sourpatch kids or something?'.

I go in to see what she's talking about it, and i say 'holy crap, I didn't chew them!?!?!'.

needless to say every time there's a party, someone brings me sour patch kids.