Inmate Dude Sues Michael Vick for 63 Billion (yes, Billion) dollars
JanuaryBride06
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Inmate Dude Sues Michael Vick for 63 Billion (yes, Billion) dollars
Check this handwritten shiiiittt out.
Dude alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy 'missiles from Iran.'
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” -- I know, right?
And seriously, I hope that he did subject you to microwave testing.
This is a gem.
cindyandkevin
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Wow, that's some official looking notebook paper he's got there!!
chikita315
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2 of my favorite parts:
1. the disclaimer that this petition was in fact hand written and not typed
2. The copyright symbol everywhere his name appears
DSNY08
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JessicaM.
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I'm impressed by how much he followed the format of a typed version. If nothing else, he has superior attention to detail.
Think he copied this straight out of a textbook? They shouln't let inmates have those if this is what results
I was just going to say the same thing.
I've read come typed complaints that were worse!
Naunie
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Michael Vick has used drugs in school zones.
chikita315
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FYI - Michael Vick plead allegiance to Al Queda
JanuaryBride06
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Michael Vick violated his 1, 2, 4, 5,,8 and 14th amendment rights.
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this may be one of the funniest things i've ever read.
i can't wait till they start interviewing this guy on the news and he tells everyone that michael vick also sodomized him....cause i'm really shocked that THAT is not in there
LB and DC
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oh i love inmates... with all the free time they have, they choose to entertain us!!
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That what happen when a moron borrows a law book and don't know how to use it.
