Some people are just TOO WEIRD...

I'm killing time between classes, so I'm in a computer center... some WEIRD guy is sitting next to me as I type this...he's been sitting here for 3 minutes and already asked me
-how my drive to school was
-why i'm on a wedding website
-what my major is
-my name
-if I have another class today
-if I drink coffee or tea (?)
-if my sunglasses (perched on my head) are prescription
-if I'm into star wars, 'cause there's a big fancy trailer for the new movie on TV

I can't even move, there are no other computers available, and I don't wanna give up my LIWs!!!

I ignored the first couple questions, but lied about everything else. He is LOOKING AT ME!!!

That is freaky.

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin

I'm killing time between classes, so I'm in a computer center... some WEIRD guy is sitting next to me as I type this...he's been sitting here for 3 minutes and already asked me
-how my drive to school was
-why i'm on a wedding website
-what my major is
-my name
-if I have another class today
-if I drink coffee or tea (?)
-if my sunglasses (perched on my head) are prescription
-if I'm into star wars, 'cause there's a big fancy trailer for the new movie on TV

I can't even move, there are no other computers available, and I don't wanna give up my LIWs!!!

I ignored the first couple questions, but lied about everything else. He is LOOKING AT ME!!!

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Start answering the questions with completely irrelevant information. Look at him like he's crazy when he says that's not what he asked you.

Blink at him. A lot.

Sneeze on his hands.


ETA:Ask him about how long would it take to drive into the Pine Barrens, dig a fairly large whole and bury *something* at night.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


ETA:Ask him about how long would it take to drive into the Pine Barrens, dig a fairly large whole and bury *something* at night.

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LIZ! Now he's looking at me AGAIN 'cause my face is turning beet red from trying to contain my laughter!!!!

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


ETA:Ask him about how long would it take to drive into the Pine Barrens, dig a fairly large whole and bury *something* at night.

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LIZ! Now he's looking at me AGAIN 'cause my face is turning beet red from trying to contain my laughter!!!!

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Ask him if he has any orples.

Or grapples.

I quote...

'uhhhhh, next saturday, I wanna go to like, the movies, and uh, applebee's - I don't have a car, so I'm gonna take the uhhh...bus......you wanna come?' (a little drool came out of his mouth here)

me: I'm sorry, but I'm getting married.

sir creepy: 'uhhhh...ok....but you don't have a diamond in your ring'

me: uhhhh, but it's on my left hand, isn't it?

He picked up his stuff and walked away---- got halfway across the room, the turned around, came back and wished me a 'Happy life without him'----

now he's gone again.

WHERE DO ALL THESE CREEPIES COME FROM?!?

seriously, I couldn't make this up if I tried.

Now he's standing at the front of the room, waving to me.

One of the kids working here just came over and asked if I knew the guy, or if he was bothering me...



eta: I took a pic of the waving w/ my cell phone - I don't pay to send pics though, so there's no way of getting it on my computer, is there??? You guys would love this one...

Ask him if he's ever had his aura cleansed. Strongly urge him to cleanse it.

Begin to type with your hands behind your back and a pen clamped between your teeth.

Ask him if he'd mind praying with you before your next post.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Ask him if he's ever had his aura cleansed. Strongly urge him to cleanse it.

Begin to type with your hands behind your back and a pen clamped between your teeth.

Ask him if he'd mind praying with you before your next post.

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he's gone! now I can chuckle freely...

p.s. - He was bald- and looked 40.

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin

p.s. - He was bald- and looked 40.

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Ew... Drooly McBaldSpot!

lol- changed my avatar for that one ---

what a freakin weirdo!

Were you NAKED??

What a freako!! Serioulsy, be careful when you leave there..he might have taken the 'special' bus there and is a nutso stalker type.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by shorty the pumpkin

p.s. - He was bald- and looked 40.

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Ew... Drooly McBaldSpot!

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See, that's talent - I would have only come up with Mr. Shortbus.

lol... that was especially fun, 'cause when I'm drunk, everything is ____y Mc _____ _______.

ex. Drunky McDrunk Drunk
Skanky McSkank Skank
or my sisters favorite,
Nakey McNake Nake.

don't ask...it all started in an irish pub upstate, and just NEVER DIED!

i would just tell him to mind his own business!

and make sure he sees your

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Posted by MrsTC

and make sure he sees your

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don't have one - just have a white gold ring, but it's CLEARLY displayed on my LEFT hand.... boys are dumb.

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Posted by nov04LIbride

That's so funny because our creepy computer guy just came in to 'look at my hard drive' and I thought to myself that's Creepy McCreepster..

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so it's a 'hard drive' now, eh?