Anyone up for a LATE NIGHT CHATTITY CHAT??

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Posted by PegaLega

I mean really

Hott Gyno-is a gyno b/c he is hott and didnt get enough in college

Ugly gyno-is a gyno b/c he is hott and didnt get enough in college

cant win either way

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A couple of years ago I had a lump in my breast and the Doc I had to see was younger than me and good looking and when he was checking me I bursted out laughing b/c i felt so weird then he started laughing it was the most uncomfortable experience ever

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Posted by PegaLega

oh and why why why o why do we have to talk about it right now...poke around, cold hands and all, then just say ok, sit up...NOW blah blah blah

He cant leave the roomfor 5 minutes while I un-redden my face and wipe the sweat off my forehead...as if I am actually listening to a word you are saying to me 10 seconds after your poked in my stuff--duuuuuuuh

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My Gyno now was checking me and i also hate this alot so i kept tightening up she said if you doont stop your going to break my fingers

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by PegaLega

I mean really

Hott Gyno-is a gyno b/c he is hott and didnt get enough in college

Ugly gyno-is a gyno b/c he is hott and didnt get enough in college

cant win either way

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A couple of years ago I had a lump in my breast and the Doc I had to see was younger than me and good looking and when he was checking me I bursted out laughing b/c i felt so weird then he started laughing it was the most uncomfortable experience ever

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that is awesome, its funny b/c the male doctor always has the female nurse in the room. ok thats kind of good-but why is the first hing they say to you when you lay down 'dont you love the things you have to do as a woman'

Can we please talk about fluffy clouds and teddy bears...not the fact that his hot *** is touching my stuff and not for kicks thanks

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by PegaLega

oh and why why why o why do we have to talk about it right now...poke around, cold hands and all, then just say ok, sit up...NOW blah blah blah

He cant leave thjavascript:FEmote('');
javascript:FEmote('');e roomfor 5 minutes while I un-redden my face and wipe the sweat off my forehead...as if I am actually listening to a word you are saying to me 10 seconds after your poked in my stuff--duuuuuuuh

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My Gyno now was checking me and i also hate this alot so i kept tightening up she said if you doont stop your going to break my fingers

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thats great!!! I might have peed on her

My Gyno now was checking me and i also hate this alot so i kept tightening up she said if you doont stop your going to break my fingers

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thats great!!! I might have peed on her

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OMG people are going to read this tomorrow All about pooh and pee and hot gynos checking us and peeing on docs this is what happens when your up too late

im up
researching charlotte,nc

i have a link to funny true birth stories if snyone is interested

yep somehow the convo always turns to this-dirty minds are up late

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Posted by PapayaChic

im up
researching charlotte,nc

i have a link to funny true birth stories if snyone is interested

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I dont know if i can take anymore

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Posted by PapayaChic

im up
researching charlotte,nc

i have a link to funny true birth stories if snyone is interested

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OMG please share!!!

hold on girls

let me search for it
i read it on lif which was a link to t'he nest/the knot'

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Posted by PegaLega

yep somehow the convo always turns to this-dirty minds are up late

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Big Baby Bob wanats to say hi

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Posted by vmystique33

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Posted by PegaLega

yep somehow the convo always turns to this-dirty minds are up late

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Hence why we get no sleep
horrible horrible...but ya know, all those people that dont know just got educated on poop! I never knew this was possible until someone I know said her friend did-I did NOT believe her! NOW i do

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Posted by vmystique33

Big Baby Bob wanats to say hi

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I love him!!!

im now terrified of having babies

http://talk.thenestbaby.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=41663870

You found my Poop buddies

OMG read this one



I didn't poop... I queefed in the doctor's face... what was he thinking pushing on my belly after I shot out an 8 lb baby?!

OMG they all pooped...

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Posted by vmystique33

OMG read this one



I didn't poop... I queefed in the doctor's face... what was he thinking pushing on my belly after I shot out an 8 lb baby?!

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OMG I just laughed so loud I think I woke DH up

this story scared me the most

'I'm a little late, but I want to participate, too. I totally pooped during delivery and I knew it. They turned my epi WAY down (I maintain that they turned it off) and I could feel myself pooping. I was thinking 'oh crap' but the nurses were like 'excellent push!' everytime I pooped, so I just kept doing the same thing. I don't know if DH or my mom or MIL ever saw it because the nurse cleaned it up right away, but DH said it smelled really bad. Lovely.

Even better than that was when they made me go to the bathroom before I moved into recovery. When I sat down, a huge amount of blood splattered on the floor and then my labia touched the toilet seat! When I looked down I was HORRIFIED to see 2 gigantic twinkies where my normal looking vagina used to be. I went 'OH MY GOSH! It's been awhile since I've been able to see down there, but I SWEAR it doesn't normally look like that!' The poor nurse that is there holding up my IV and trying to clean up the blood and give me a new pair of mesh undies was just like 'it's ok, that happens.' haha
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