Christian Bale arrested

teenigrrl Posted: Jul 22, 2008 10:52 AM

Christian Bale arrested

I just read this, and and shocked.

bale

apriladam9206 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 10:53 AM

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i wonder if mj saw this lol

What Posted: Jul 22, 2008 10:55 AM

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omg MJ's future baby daddy is a mommy beater.

MJDoc12 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 10:59 AM

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you ladies know how i love that man

and i'm totally delusional i know--but i refuse to believe this is true. and i have an entire scenario in my head.

His mom & sister are probably money grubbing wh0res and came to his hotel in London and said 'give us money for our crack habit' and of course my baby daddy said 'no way.' and they said 'we're gonna screw you over!' and then they waited until the NEXT day to go to a random police station, probably strung out, and said 'The Dark Knight assaulted us--but we didn't feel like reporting it yesterday cause we were too busy smoking crack....so like we wanna report it today' The cops knew it wasn't true--so they let my baby daddy go to his london premiere and then quietly questioned him today saying 'hey we know how this is...no harm, no foul'

teenigrrl Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:00 AM

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Posted by MJDoc12

you ladies know how i love that man

and i'm totally delusional i know--but i refuse to believe this is true. and i have an entire scenario in my head.

His mom & sister are probably money grubbing wh0res and came to his hotel in London and said 'give us money for our crack habit' and of course my baby daddy said 'no way.' and they said 'we're gonna screw you over!' and then they waited until the NEXT day to go to a random police station, probably strung out, and said 'The Dark Knight assaulted us--but we didn't feel like reporting it yesterday cause we were too busy smoking crack....so like we wanna report it today' The cops knew it wasn't true--so they let my baby daddy go to his london premiere and then quietly questioned him today saying 'hey we know how this is...no harm, no foul'

i definitely like your view of events a lot more!

Celest Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:03 AM

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Posted by MJDoc12

you ladies know how i love that man

and i'm totally delusional i know--but i refuse to believe this is true. and i have an entire scenario in my head.

His mom & sister are probably money grubbing wh0res and came to his hotel in London and said 'give us money for our crack habit' and of course my baby daddy said 'no way.' and they said 'we're gonna screw you over!' and then they waited until the NEXT day to go to a random police station, probably strung out, and said 'The Dark Knight assaulted us--but we didn't feel like reporting it yesterday cause we were too busy smoking crack....so like we wanna report it today' The cops knew it wasn't true--so they let my baby daddy go to his london premiere and then quietly questioned him today saying 'hey we know how this is...no harm, no foul'

I'll buy that for a buck

soon2bmrsVPT Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:04 AM

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I am evil... I laughed when I saw this title BUT I held back & did not text a nasty message to MJ I am proud of myself for demonstrating self control

here MJ.. this guy always makes it better

carolinebr Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:06 AM

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Can we discuss that his stepmother is GLORIA STEINEM???? Imagine if he really IS a woman beater????

MeNBobs Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:07 AM

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I'm all for conjugal visits

MJDoc12 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:10 AM

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Posted by soon2bmrsVPT

I am evil... I laughed when I saw this title BUT I held back & did not text a nasty message to MJ I am proud of myself for demonstrating self control

here MJ.. this guy always makes it better

i'm sure you were loving it.

seriously if he is a wife beater--i don't care--i'd still let him have his way with me. he could slap me and call me sally

MJDoc12 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:10 AM

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Posted by carolinebr

Can we discuss that his stepmother is GLORIA STEINEM???? Imagine if he really IS a woman beater????

yeah i know---how crazy would that be? what a media circus it would be if it turns out all this is really true.

soon2bmrsVPT Posted: Jul 22, 2008 11:14 AM

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<- googled Gloria Steinem

never claimed to be brilliant....

Colette Posted: Jul 22, 2008 12:14 PM

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Hmmm this kinda makes him Christian BAIL, right?

But I like MJ's narrative better than the official news reports!!!!!

PegaLega Posted: Jul 22, 2008 01:18 PM

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Posted by Colette

Hmmm this kinda makes him Christian BAIL, right?

But I like MJ's narrative better than the official news reports!!!!!

true

jeanyus27 Posted: Jul 22, 2008 02:35 PM

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Posted by MJDoc12

you ladies know how i love that man

and i'm totally delusional i know--but i refuse to believe this is true. and i have an entire scenario in my head.

His mom & sister are probably money grubbing wh0res and came to his hotel in London and said 'give us money for our crack habit' and of course my baby daddy said 'no way.' and they said 'we're gonna screw you over!' and then they waited until the NEXT day to go to a random police station, probably strung out, and said 'The Dark Knight assaulted us--but we didn't feel like reporting it yesterday cause we were too busy smoking crack....so like we wanna report it today' The cops knew it wasn't true--so they let my baby daddy go to his london premiere and then quietly questioned him today saying 'hey we know how this is...no harm, no foul'

You have me convinced!