Dear ________________,

Dear really f-ing rude b!tch at the deli,

You saw me standing there, waiting to order when you walked in. You were standing BEHIND me in line. Why is it that when the deli man said 'who's next?' you thought it would be a great idea to say 'ME' and push in front of me.

Then you got pisssy when i said 'Um no, actually I'M next'. Cry about it lady and learn some deli ordering common courtesy... you know, that thing we usually learn in the 1st grade?!

From,
the equally b!tchy pisssed off social worker

ETA: ok, maybe not the first grade, but certainly before the age of 40!!

Michelle I just have to say DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's friday you can be a bytch to whoever you want . People can be so freaking ballsy.

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Posted by RadiantBride

Michelle I just have to say DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's friday you can be a bytch to whoever you want . People can be so freaking ballsy.

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HAHAHA YESS!!! thanks for the permission!!

and YES ppl can be very ballsy!! that is my BIGGEST pet peeve tho - if i'm someplace that i have to wait on line to order, i ALWAYS say 'oh, are you next' if someone is in front of me

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Posted by GinaZ

Dear man going the wrong way on the escalator (and on one of the skinny 1 person ones), It is rude to run up an escolater when people are walking down it and the one on the other side is moving upwards. I dont care if you are in a hurry. There isn't room for you to run past us and push people. You could hurt someone. Eat sh*t.

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OMG i hate that shitt!!!

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Posted by TM2008

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Posted by RadiantBride

Michelle I just have to say DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's friday you can be a bytch to whoever you want . People can be so freaking ballsy.

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HAHAHA YESS!!! thanks for the permission!!

and YES ppl can be very ballsy!! that is my BIGGEST pet peeve tho - if i'm someplace that i have to wait on line to order, i ALWAYS say 'oh, are you next' if someone is in front of me

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To me even worse then that is when people push you without saying excuse me. There where plenty of times I felt like screaming *** at least say excuse me I do not miss working in the Financial District.

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Posted by RadiantBride



To me even worse then that is when people push you without saying excuse me. There where plenty of times I felt like screaming *** at least say excuse me I do not miss working in the Financial District.

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OMGGGG!!!! i hate that too!! usually, if that happens to me i scream EXCUSE ME!!!!

one time in the city last year, me and my friend were xmas shopping and this really rude bbitch was trying to get by me with her shopping cart (obviously NOT going to fit between me and the other cashier) but she decided to just stand there and keep pushing the cart as if i was magically going to disapear or something. so i just stood there carrying on a convo with my friend until i finally turned around and said 'oh is EXCUSE ME the words that you are trying to find with your f*cking cart?!?'

i'm such a biitch sometimes... DH says someone is going to punch me one day hahaa

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Posted by TM2008

one time in the city last year, me and my friend were xmas shopping and this really rude bbitch was trying to get by me with her shopping cart (obviously NOT going to fit between me and the other cashier) but she decided to just stand there and keep pushing the cart as if i was magically going to disapear or something. so i just stood there carrying on a convo with my friend until i finally turned around and said 'oh is EXCUSE ME the words that you are trying to find with your f*cking cart?!?'

i'm such a biitch sometimes... DH says someone is going to punch me one day hahaa

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The thing is that then these people look at YOU like you have the problem. Ughhhh.

Dear Coworker:

You asked for VOLUNTEERS to decorate for the Christmas party. You are an ADULT - be gracious AND grateful that you have so many. That means NOT making everyone take down all of their hard work and start over because it doesn't match the pictures of what you had last year.

Thank you.

Signed,
Someone who put a lot of time and effort into her display!!!!

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Posted by ant n tilde

Dear Coworker:

You asked for VOLUNTEERS to decorate for the Christmas party. You are an ADULT - be gracious AND grateful that you have so many. That means NOT making everyone take down all of their hard work and start over because it doesn't match the pictures of what you had last year.

Thank you.

Signed,
Someone who put a lot of time and effort into her display!!!!

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OMG i think i would throw the decorations at her/him lolol

Dear Man on the bus today:

Why were you spread out all over the place in your seat this morning. You know that the buses always get filled up so you really should have been prepared and had the seat next to you open. When I accidentally sat on your jacket you made an annoyed face. That wasnt nice...it was your fault! Also you should considering loosing a few pounds because I was pretty squished!

Dear guy who lives downstairs from me,

Stop calling and complaining about my little 10lb & 7lb dogs walking about. Stop calling at 7:30pm when I am hosting a mature party, to keep it down. I am sorry but I will not carpet my hallway for silence at 7:30pm. You must know that living in a co-op building it is not going to always be so silent. Ohh, and brooming the ceiling is sooooo 80s!

Sincerly,
your upstairs neighbor trying to 'live'

Dear _Aunt Flo_:

I am glad that you showed up this month.. however.. why did you have to bring more Bloating, Cramps, and attitude then the previous 6 months.. I am going into hiding, just to make sure I don't kill anyone.


Love,

The Body your In

Dear Landlord,

Please control your kid from running around at 7am on a Saturday when im trying to sleeeeeeeep!!!

Ughhh its sooo annoying all you hear is BOOM BOOM BOOM, Stomping all over the place...They live right above us...I cant wait to have our own house!

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Dear 5:00,

WHERE THE EFF ARE YOU!>?!?!??!

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Posted by yelley77

Dear 5:00,

WHERE THE EFF ARE YOU!>?!?!??!

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come blow your smiley face brains out on the official thread!!!

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Posted by Topher

Dear guy who lives downstairs from me,

Stop calling and complaining about my little 10lb & 7lb dogs walking about. Stop calling at 7:30pm when I am hosting a mature party, to keep it down. I am sorry but I will not carpet my hallway for silence at 7:30pm. You must know that living in a co-op building it is not going to always be so silent. Ohh, and brooming the ceiling is sooooo 80s!

Sincerly,
your upstairs neighbor trying to 'live'

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OHhhh you are in the same damn predicament as I am I see!

Dear pain in the asssss who lives below me:

Please stop finding fault with the smallest things we do. Please stop asking us to close the door as quietly as humanly possible. (Maybe if you stop slamming yours, I will stop slamming mine. Thing is, mine is broken, yours is not.) Please stop asking me to tip toe up the stairs. I will not carpet them because I haven't figured out how to to tell my dog 'please walk, don't run' in a language he understands. And I walk pretty quietly. Please get over it when I leave the outside light on overnight once a month. Maybe you could tell your wife to not do craft projects or hang pictures at 11:00 at night anymore in return for all the things i do for you? She lays in bed all day and talks on the phone anyhow - I see no reason why she cannot do this at 11:00AM when no one else is home.

In fact, please stop talking to me altogether. I don't care about linux, any video game you happen to be playing, the fact that your wife's computer died and she's been bitching to you about it, your dog's acupuncture, who won the election for supervisor of highways or that you ran 3x and almost won, the amazing fight scenes in narnia, or anything else you think about.

while i am at it ...

your car's fanbelt has needing fixing for about 2 years now. can you please fix it or at least stop turning on your car 30 min before you leave so that i don't have to hear that incessant whine every morning before I am even out of bed?

And what on earth do you do all day that you are in and out of the driveway every 10 minutes? Join the gas-deprived world and DO ALL YOUR ERRANDS AT ONCE. Maybe if you did, you'd be able to save some $$ and wouldn't still be renting the same junk-filled apartment after 20 years.

from,
Your annoyed neighbor

WHEW that felt better!!!

Dear Parent,

You wanted to know when your child was going to be Student of the Month.

Well, his behavior in class is appaulling, he thinks carbon dioxide is a fruit while we were discussing seeds in Science, and on the first citywide assessment test, he scored a 44%. On the second assessment, another 44%. I'm sorry, but that DOES NOT equal 88%.

So, he will not be considered for Student of the Month at this time.

Please check back with me when he consistently comes to school prepared with improved listening skills and his homework all done.

Thank you,
Your Child's Frustrated Teacher

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Posted by CC11208

Dear Parent,

You wanted to know when your child was going to be Student of the Month.

Well, his behavior in class is appaulling, he thinks carbon dioxide is a fruit while we were discussing seeds in Science, and on the first citywide assessment test, he scored a 44%. On the second assessment, another 44%. I'm sorry, but that DOES NOT equal 88%.

So, he will not be considered for Student of the Month at this time.

Please check back with me when he consistently comes to school prepared with improved listening skills and his homework all done.

Thank you,
Your Child's Frustrated Teacher

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awesome!!!!!