Dear ________________,

Original post by TommysWife08

Dec 05, 2008 09:18 AM

Dear really f-ing rude b!tch at the deli,

You saw me standing there, waiting to order when you walked in. You were standing BEHIND me in line. Why is it that when the deli man said 'who's next?' you thought it would be a great idea to say 'ME' and push in front of me.

Then you got pisssy when i said 'Um no, actually I'M next'. Cry about it lady and learn some deli ordering common courtesy... you know, that thing we usually learn in the 1st grade?!

From,
the equally b!tchy pisssed off social worker

ETA: ok, maybe not the first grade, but certainly before the age of 40!!

Cutechef729 Posted: Dec 05, 2008 10:14 PM

Re: Dear ________________,

Ooooh I love this thread!

Dear AT&T,

When the iPhone came out and I had to have it, I waited to get it because I didn't want to part with Verizon wireless which is the BEST service ever. I decided that I really wanted the iPhone and so along with that I got your ****** service. I do no get any service in the basement even though you promise 'more bars in more places'. I guess that excludes the place where I live. Thanks for that.

Love,
Pissed off Apple w h * r e

MrsJ08 Posted: Dec 06, 2008 09:11 PM

Re: Dear ________________,

Posted by CC11208

Dear Parent,

You wanted to know when your child was going to be Student of the Month.

Well, his behavior in class is appaulling, he thinks carbon dioxide is a fruit while we were discussing seeds in Science, and on the first citywide assessment test, he scored a 44%. On the second assessment, another 44%. I'm sorry, but that DOES NOT equal 88%.

So, he will not be considered for Student of the Month at this time.

Please check back with me when he consistently comes to school prepared with improved listening skills and his homework all done.

Thank you,
Your Child's Frustrated Teacher

lmaooo!!!

bettybcafe82 Posted: Dec 06, 2008 10:09 PM

Re: Dear ________________,

OMG!!! I LOVE THIS THREAD!

I got one!

Dear In-laws,

Stop depending on your 34 year old son for everything in your life. You are 58 and 60yrs old...pick up the phone and make your own phone calls. Stop calling him every day when you need a favor! It is time to start depending on yourselves to do things