Dear DH

Dear DH,

Stop mowing the grass with a white socks and white tees on!! .. Then you throw it in the hamper with all the grass residue and excess soil!! ) Ooohhh then walk in our home with new tiles with dirty boots!! ..

I would appreciate if you would stop that!!

Love Always
Emily (Your a.k.a Pitbbull)

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

Dear DH,

Don't forget your ring ever again! You are married now!

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UGH! DH does this all the time!!!!!!! His ring has been at MILs house since Halloween

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Never that!! Make him fly and pick it up!! Or get it urself and write a real SEXY note on it!! If you leave it again.. I will chop your ------ off!!

J/K

Dear DH,

Why is it that when I asked you last night what time the oil company was coming today you said 'sometime in the afternoon' and when I called you today to complain that they hadn't arrived you decided to tell me they are coming between 2-6? If I would have known the actual time, I would have gone and run my errands this morning AND taken a shower! Now I can't do any of these things until you get home because I might miss the oil guy! Thanks for ruining my day off!

Love,
Your extremely p!ssed off wife

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Posted by GT143EA

Dear DH,

Why is it that when I asked you last night what time the oil company was coming today you said 'sometime in the afternoon' and when I called you today to complain that they hadn't arrived you decided to tell me they are coming between 2-6? If I would have known the actual time, I would have gone and run my errands this morning AND taken a shower! Now I can't do any of these things until you get home because I might miss the oil guy! Thanks for ruining my day off!

Love,
Your extremely p!ssed off wife

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They always give mix information!! Typical men!!

Dear DH:

I know this is an extremely hard concept to grasp...but when you get something out of the cupboards, the door then needs to be closed again. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, every single cupboard door is hanging open. Every one of them. Is this too time consuming for you? And might I ask...what exactly did you need out of the cleaning supply cupboard?? I didnt even know you knew it existed, therefore it shouldnt have been hanging wide open.....

So please, next time just take the extra second to extend your arm a bit further and CLOSE THE DOORS! Thanks a million!

Your 'nagging' wife,
Amber

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Posted by Amberrenee6705

Dear DH:

I know this is an extremely hard concept to grasp...but when you get something out of the cupboards, the door then needs to be closed again. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, every single cupboard door is hanging open. Every one of them. Is this too time consuming for you? And might I ask...what exactly did you need out of the cleaning supply cupboard?? I didnt even know you knew it existed, therefore it shouldnt have been hanging wide open.....

So please, next time just take the extra second to extend your arm a bit further and CLOSE THE DOORS! Thanks a million!

Your 'nagging' wife,
Amber

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DH does this with his closet door all the time and it bothers me sooooo much... I cannot tell you how many times I've brought it up to him... His first excuse was that he wasnt sure if the cats ran in there and he doesnt wanna trap them in they are inside... UGH... Im sure if they are in there, we will hear them meowing... They will be fine... I hate that in order to get into my closet, I must first slide his door closed before I can slide mine open... Get with the program and just freakin close the damn thing!!!! GRRR

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Posted by Amberrenee6705

Dear DH:

I know this is an extremely hard concept to grasp...but when you get something out of the cupboards, the door then needs to be closed again. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, every single cupboard door is hanging open. Every one of them. Is this too time consuming for you? And might I ask...what exactly did you need out of the cleaning supply cupboard?? I didnt even know you knew it existed, therefore it shouldnt have been hanging wide open.....

So please, next time just take the extra second to extend your arm a bit further and CLOSE THE DOORS! Thanks a million!

Your 'nagging' wife,
Amber

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Unfortunately I do this all the time, and the fact is I justtotally forget.

Here is my new one for today:

Dear DH,

If you plan to get up at 5:30, then actually get up at 5:30. Don't his snooze until 6. I wake up right when the alarm goes off, so when your alarm goes off I wake up and loose that extra half hour of sleep. I already hate waking up at 6 to go to the gym, don't make it any worse than it already is.

Your tired wife

PS. Maybe if you went to the gym too you'd have more energy, and lose that spare tire you've been inflating (and complaining about) since the wedding.

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Dear DH,

I feel like I'm the Cal to your Ricky Bobby......
While I love the fact that you have a zillion hobbies I'm not such a fan of the latest one. I don't enjoy having our den turned into a mini body shop for your remote control cars. I don't enjoy getting a contact high while you are airbrushing the car bodies. The sound of the motors starting is something I'm getting used to.... at first I thought we had a lawn mower in our den. I also really enjoy when you start the cars as I'm watching one of my shows.... I love missing the good parts! I'm also super excited that the 10 cars, huge duffle bag filled with parts, huge tool box and other various accessories are taking up 2 prime shelves and the coffee table in the den. I didn't want to display any wedding pictures or any of the crystal that we got from Tiffany. I'm sure they are happy collecting dust under the TV cabinet. I'm sure our guests would rather marvel at your body shop then some Tiffany Crystal any day!


Love & kisses,
Shake and bake

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I swear I almost wet my pants from laughing reading this Barb!......rotflmao

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Posted by KittyGags

Dear DH,

Thanks for throwing out something that I put on the bulletin board so when I needed it, it was in a landfill somewhere. Your wife didn't really want that mini notebook from Fios anyway.

Love Always,

Your pissed off wife

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Call them....DH lost his paper thing for the notebook and he called them and they gave it to him and 4 free months of HBO/Starz....Call, call, call

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Posted by MrsInglima

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Posted by Amberrenee6705

Dear DH:

I know this is an extremely hard concept to grasp...but when you get something out of the cupboards, the door then needs to be closed again. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, every single cupboard door is hanging open. Every one of them. Is this too time consuming for you? And might I ask...what exactly did you need out of the cleaning supply cupboard?? I didnt even know you knew it existed, therefore it shouldnt have been hanging wide open.....

So please, next time just take the extra second to extend your arm a bit further and CLOSE THE DOORS! Thanks a million!

Your 'nagging' wife,
Amber

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Unfortunately I do this all the time, and the fact is I justtotally forget.

Here is my new one for today:

Dear DH,

If you plan to get up at 5:30, then actually get up at 5:30. Don't his snooze until 6. I wake up right when the alarm goes off, so when your alarm goes off I wake up and loose that extra half hour of sleep. I already hate waking up at 6 to go to the gym, don't make it any worse than it already is.

Your tired wife

PS. Maybe if you went to the gym too you'd have more energy, and lose that spare tire you've been inflating (and complaining about) since the wedding.

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DH used to do this all the time when he started getting up at 5:30 to work out... after he hits snooze twice, I kick him the next time the alarm goes off.

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Posted by chicky724

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Posted by MrsInglima

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Posted by Amberrenee6705

Dear DH:

I know this is an extremely hard concept to grasp...but when you get something out of the cupboards, the door then needs to be closed again. Everytime I walk into the kitchen, every single cupboard door is hanging open. Every one of them. Is this too time consuming for you? And might I ask...what exactly did you need out of the cleaning supply cupboard?? I didnt even know you knew it existed, therefore it shouldnt have been hanging wide open.....

So please, next time just take the extra second to extend your arm a bit further and CLOSE THE DOORS! Thanks a million!

Your 'nagging' wife,
Amber

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Unfortunately I do this all the time, and the fact is I justtotally forget.

Here is my new one for today:

Dear DH,

If you plan to get up at 5:30, then actually get up at 5:30. Don't his snooze until 6. I wake up right when the alarm goes off, so when your alarm goes off I wake up and loose that extra half hour of sleep. I already hate waking up at 6 to go to the gym, don't make it any worse than it already is.

Your tired wife

PS. Maybe if you went to the gym too you'd have more energy, and lose that spare tire you've been inflating (and complaining about) since the wedding.

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DH used to do this all the time when he started getting up at 5:30 to work out... after he hits snooze twice, I kick him the next time the alarm goes off.

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I do that, I push, I whine and moan, I call the cats over to bother him. Nothing seems to work, and if it does then he gets up in a huff and goes, 'Fine!!' He's such a

Ok today, I actually have a nice one to write!

Dear DH,

Thank you for listening to me last night when I was stressed out about finishing up my applications to grad school. Thank you for overriding my desire to eat healthy and not spend money and get my Dominos Cheesey Bread because you knew that's what I really wanted. And thank you for agreeing to move the computer into the dining room on Saturday morning because I need space to spread out to finish up my apps and can't handle the smell of cat poop from the litter in the office. You really really spoil me and would do anything for me. Just another reason why I love you!!

Love,
Your grateful wife

Dear DH,

Thank you so much for getting me that vanilla milkshake on your way home from work today.

Love,

Your pregnant wife & unborn baby who really enjoyed it.



p.s.- Please now be even greater and take that bag of garbage that has been outside the front door in the hall since last night to the dumpster. If I was our neighbors I would be pissed it was still there.

My DH often 'watches' me while I surf and post on LIW. I told him about 'DH Letters' and he said....well, I have a DW letter!!!....so here is his....

Dear DW,
After our wedding day, I was happy when I thought your wedding planning days were done and you were actually going to spend LESS time on LIW and MORE time with me....only to find out that there is now a NEWLYWED board on LIW where instead of planning weddings, you are now planning luncheons, GTGs and TWOTYs!!!! When will it end???
Love your DH

I had to break it to him....there is also a LIF board, it's not going away....

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Posted by caper24

My DH often 'watches' me while I surf and post on LIW. I told him about 'DH Letters' and he said....well, I have a DW letter!!!....so here is his....

Dear DW,
After our wedding day, I was happy when I thought your wedding planning days were done and you were actually going to spend LESS time on LIW and MORE time with me....only to find out that there is now a NEWLYWED board on LIW where instead of planning weddings, you are now planning luncheons, GTGs and TWOTYs!!!! When will it end???
Love your DH

I had to break it to him....there is also a LIF board, it's not going away....

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awesome...it's almost like your DH & mine are twins...he said the same exact thing to me.....lmao...

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Posted by Tomlaur0808

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Posted by caper24

My DH often 'watches' me while I surf and post on LIW. I told him about 'DH Letters' and he said....well, I have a DW letter!!!....so here is his....

Dear DW,
After our wedding day, I was happy when I thought your wedding planning days were done and you were actually going to spend LESS time on LIW and MORE time with me....only to find out that there is now a NEWLYWED board on LIW where instead of planning weddings, you are now planning luncheons, GTGs and TWOTYs!!!! When will it end???
Love your DH

I had to break it to him....there is also a LIF board, it's not going away....

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awesome...it's almost like your DH & mine are twins...he said the same exact thing to me.....lmao...

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Three times. I get harassed everytime I turn the computer on...I even get yelled at for being on when HE IS SLEEPING...I'm like YOURE SLEEPING ***??????? And he says he wouldn't be sleeping if I was paying attention to him!

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Posted by KittyGags

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Posted by Tomlaur0808

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Posted by caper24

My DH often 'watches' me while I surf and post on LIW. I told him about 'DH Letters' and he said....well, I have a DW letter!!!....so here is his....

Dear DW,
After our wedding day, I was happy when I thought your wedding planning days were done and you were actually going to spend LESS time on LIW and MORE time with me....only to find out that there is now a NEWLYWED board on LIW where instead of planning weddings, you are now planning luncheons, GTGs and TWOTYs!!!! When will it end???
Love your DH

I had to break it to him....there is also a LIF board, it's not going away....

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awesome...it's almost like your DH & mine are twins...he said the same exact thing to me.....lmao...

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Three times. I get harassed everytime I turn the computer on...I even get yelled at for being on when HE IS SLEEPING...I'm like YOURE SLEEPING ***??????? And he says he wouldn't be sleeping if I was paying attention to him!

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This must go on with all of us! i get the same thing! he will be playing his stupid call of duty and the second i turn on my computer hes like oh back on LIW? im like what do you want me to do sit at watch you play your video game! lol

Dear DH,
Thank you so much for fixing the kitchen light and now I can cook with lights for thanksgiving and also thank you for burning the CD for our wedding video last night. I know you were studying for your test but thanks for taking the time.

Your loving wife!!!!!!!!

OOoo i havea good one

Dear DH

Stop calling me to see if they have announced the winners of TWOTY. At the rate you're going, I will make sure they make YOU the bride as you have become obsessed...in a strange, freaky, womanly sorta way....

Sincerely,

Your wife who seems to be acting more manly than you....