Dear DH

You know what we haven't done in awhile!

Dear..... letters!

Dear DH,

The reason it smells so horrific in the office is because I asked you to scoop the cat litter yesterday and you didn't. There's two days worth of two cat's poops in there. I cleaned the rest of the apartment AND cooked. You can scoop that poop!!!

Love,

Your good smelling wife

Dear DH,

I love you but you really are a whiney pain sometimes. Yes, I understand you are sick and you have a right to complain. But complaining on days you are not sick about random BS is annoying.

Your Loving Non Whiney Wife

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Posted by flairforfashion

Dear DH,

I love you but you really are a whiney pain sometimes. Yes, I understand you are sick and you have a right to complain. But complaining on days you are not sick about random BS is annoying.

Your Loving Non Whiney Wife

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My DH is such a wimp. He's always whining about something! I'm starting to think that guys can't handle anything.

Dear baseball loving DH,



Please stop talking about the Yankees...lol I only like football. I don't care that there are 94 days till baseball starts again

Your football loving wife.

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Posted by AugustBridein09

Dear baseball loving DH,



Please stop talking about the Yankees...lol I only like football. I don't care that there are 94 days till baseball starts again

Your football loving wife.

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pitchers and catchers report in 93 1/2 more days!

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Posted by KittyGags

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Posted by AugustBridein09

Dear baseball loving DH,



Please stop talking about the Yankees...lol I only like football. I don't care that there are 94 days till baseball starts again

Your football loving wife.

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pitchers and catchers report in 93 1/2 more days!

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Posted by MrsInglima

My DH is such a wimp. He's always whining about something! I'm starting to think that guys can't handle anything.

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LOL, you are so right. They can't handle ssshhhitttt! Between waxing, cramps and eventually childbirth, I so think and KNOW that we are so much stronger and able to take on so much more. DH disagrees....

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Posted by flairforfashion

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Posted by MrsInglima

My DH is such a wimp. He's always whining about something! I'm starting to think that guys can't handle anything.

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LOL, you are so right. They can't handle ssshhhitttt! Between waxing, cramps and eventually childbirth, I so think and KNOW that we are so much stronger and able to take on so much more. DH disagrees....

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One of our friends is a tattoo artist, he said girls take tattoos better too. At least there's one guy on our side!

Dear DH,

I think it is very sweet of you to make me breakfast this morning since you have the day off! Breakfast was delish too, but why would you make me bacon egg and cheese on a roll after ive been complaining for the last week how i feel fat and have to start my diet up again cuz i wanna get back to my wedding weight! Love you but come on!! are you trying to fatten me up even more?!

Love,
You Chubby Wife!

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Posted by MrsInglima

You know what we haven't done in awhile!

Dear..... letters!

Dear DH,

The reason it smells so horrific in the office is because I asked you to scoop the cat litter yesterday and you didn't. There's two days worth of two cat's poops in there. I cleaned the rest of the apartment AND cooked. You can scoop that poop!!!

Love,

Your good smelling wife

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I totally wish I couldn't relate to this but I can.

Dear DH,

I truly don't mind that you went out and played hockey last night with your friends. But walking in the door after midnight when we both have work in the morning kinda s-cks; especially when I'm trying to go back to sleep & you have to turn on the TV downstairs in our small loft apartment in order to relax before you go to sleep. Yes, even though the volume was only at a 4, it was still super loud!!

It's okay though, cause today is our 1 month anniversary...and although I'm feeling kinda cranky - I do love you...

Sincerely,
Your over tired wife

Dear DH,

Thanks for throwing out something that I put on the bulletin board so when I needed it, it was in a landfill somewhere. Your wife didn't really want that mini notebook from Fios anyway.

Love Always,

Your pissed off wife

Dear DH,

I feel like I'm the Cal to your Ricky Bobby......
While I love the fact that you have a zillion hobbies I'm not such a fan of the latest one. I don't enjoy having our den turned into a mini body shop for your remote control cars. I don't enjoy getting a contact high while you are airbrushing the car bodies. The sound of the motors starting is something I'm getting used to.... at first I thought we had a lawn mower in our den. I also really enjoy when you start the cars as I'm watching one of my shows.... I love missing the good parts! I'm also super excited that the 10 cars, huge duffle bag filled with parts, huge tool box and other various accessories are taking up 2 prime shelves and the coffee table in the den. I didn't want to display any wedding pictures or any of the crystal that we got from Tiffany. I'm sure they are happy collecting dust under the TV cabinet. I'm sure our guests would rather marvel at your body shop then some Tiffany Crystal any day!


Love & kisses,
Shake and bake

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Dear DH,

I feel like I'm the Cal to your Ricky Bobby......
While I love the fact that you have a zillion hobbies I'm not such a fan of the latest one. I don't enjoy having our den turned into a mini body shop for your remote control cars. I don't enjoy getting a contact high while you are airbrushing the car bodies. The sound of the motors starting is something I'm getting used to.... at first I thought we had a lawn mower in our den. I also really enjoy when you start the cars as I'm watching one of my shows.... I love missing the good parts! I'm also super excited that the 10 cars, huge duffle bag filled with parts, huge tool box and other various accessories are taking up 2 prime shelves and the coffee table in the den. I didn't want to display any wedding pictures or any of the crystal that we got from Tiffany. I'm sure they are happy collecting dust under the TV cabinet. I'm sure our guests would rather marvel at your body shop then some Tiffany Crystal any day!


Love & kisses,
Shake and bake

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HAHA!!

Here's a new one for day.

Dear DH,

Thank you SO much for waking me up just so you can get me off of the couch so you can play your Call of Duty. It's just an effing game. DO you realize I have been listening to you blow up shittt in your game for the past 4 hours!?!? You owe me equal hours of New Moon. So, as of today so far- we are seeing New Moon twice!

Your loving wife,
Michele

Dear DH

I know you really only have one real hobby that you love and I dont mind that you love it but I dont care about your fantasy football! Im sorry your team isnt #1 and Im sorry you didnt get the guy you wanted but when I have a long day at work and I ask you how your day was and you sound so upset and its because your scheduled to lose the next game!! I want to lose it!! And I dont appreciate walking in the door to you on the phone all the time discussing strategies....its really annoying! I love you but really, come on!

Your loving wife
Jeanette

Dear DH,

Don't forget your ring ever again! You are married now!

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Posted by BarbieGrl10

Dear DH,

I feel like I'm the Cal to your Ricky Bobby......
While I love the fact that you have a zillion hobbies I'm not such a fan of the latest one. I don't enjoy having our den turned into a mini body shop for your remote control cars. I don't enjoy getting a contact high while you are airbrushing the car bodies. The sound of the motors starting is something I'm getting used to.... at first I thought we had a lawn mower in our den. I also really enjoy when you start the cars as I'm watching one of my shows.... I love missing the good parts! I'm also super excited that the 10 cars, huge duffle bag filled with parts, huge tool box and other various accessories are taking up 2 prime shelves and the coffee table in the den. I didn't want to display any wedding pictures or any of the crystal that we got from Tiffany. I'm sure they are happy collecting dust under the TV cabinet. I'm sure our guests would rather marvel at your body shop then some Tiffany Crystal any day!


Love & kisses,
Shake and bake

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IMAOOOOO Cal!!!

Dear DH,

I really wish you would stop annoying our loan officer with emails. She knows what she has to get done and I'm sure will give us updates as soon as humanly possible! It is aggitating to me so I can only imagine how she feels!!!! I understand we need to keep on top of everyone involved, but she clearly is on her game and I dont think needs to be reminded of her tasks 24/7. We're a team now and you're making me look bad as well since you CC me on all emails!!!

Love,

Your patient wife (and really, that's saying ALOT)

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

Dear DH,

Don't forget your ring ever again! You are married now!

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UGH! DH does this all the time!!!!!!! His ring has been at MILs house since Halloween