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How to be a gracious biatch!
CarolAnn721
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:24 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:24 AM
How to be a gracious biatch!
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the Best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't
You going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''
(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your *** is disconnected!
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly ......... On a broomstick.....
We are flexible....
jhines4684
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
OMG. I love it.
barbtony
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
LOVE THIS:Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly ......... On a broomstick.....
We are flexible....
Byrne2Be
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:25 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
that is eff-ing awesome!!!LOVE LOVE LOVE the little snippets at the bottom!
cateydee
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:26 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:26 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
my mother sent me that when she was having MOB dress dramz. she thought it was hilarious!
SoontobeMrs.Brown
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:26 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:26 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
halfbaked
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:27 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:27 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
Awesome!
kris_gets_hitched
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:32 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:32 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
I've heard this one before, but it's such a gem that I love hearing it over and over...
Becca2010
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:44 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:44 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
Awesome story!!!! hahahahaha
MrsSx2
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:46 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 10:46 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
dctead
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 11:06 AM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 11:06 AM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
I love this!
AdriandSteve
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 12:18 PM+
Posted: Jan 28, 2011 12:18 PM
Re: How to be a gracious biatch!
great story!
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