It's a beautiful day to....

...take down the Christmas lights!! haha...glad that's done (and no i wasn't still leaving them on...I'm not that bad!)

Hell if I had a house they'd be on ALL year round. I'd be a Gretchen Wilson red-neck woman !!!!

Those suckers are HARD to put up!

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife's husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean 'YOUR in-laws'?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A mother:
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A male couch potato:
Stale TV specials
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Two men:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

that is a gosh d a m N riot.. ! My nxt door neighbors leave every holiday out so they don't have to put it up all year long.
It is Disgusting , and makes me

and yah the Christmas light REMAIN ON TOO!

TOTAL IDIOTS. I would like to abbreviate the meaning of TT b/c I don't want to get people 'offended' on here ( you can guess , your all smart cookies )

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Posted by PattyK

Thanks for reminding me, I have a couple of wooden ornaments up in the window that I need to take down.

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Patty leave em up! You'll be early for next year!

your funny!!

i have to take down my Easter decorations ... too lazy.. maybe this weekend.

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Posted by PeteysBride

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Angry husband:
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Man getting over being drunk:
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Exhausted man:
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Hangovers
Rigging up the lights
And finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife:
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
Hangovers
Rigging up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nervous wife's husband:
The Salvation Army
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
Whining kid:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities,
And whataya mean 'YOUR in-laws'?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Honey, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
A tired father:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A mother:
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
A male couch potato:
Stale TV specials
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Two men:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
'Batteries Not Included'
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

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where did you find this?

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Posted by PattyK

where did you find this?

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LMAO You never heard of the TWELVE PAINS OF CRHISTMAS by Bob Rivers??? OMG Download it NOW!!! It's the funniest xmas song in the world. Seriously. Its all different voices and as it goes on, they get more and more agitated lmao. The little boy starts to cry. The nervous wife starts getting hysterical, the lights guy starts getting all belligerent. REALLy a riot. Always makes me smile during the holidays.

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Posted by HamptonsBride

well in my defense...they are the small lights...and most of them were in the bushes so you couldn't even tell...just the ones going around my front door that bothered me every time i pulled into the driveway...hehe

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I love how you defend your lights Kath...string em proud!

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well in my defense...they are the small lights...

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I am not talking about 'small' or little lights hiding in bushes. I am talking about ALL YEAR round..Easter flags on trees , scarecrow in the driveway walk, plastic Christmas tree in the window (lite up at night) and summertime animal signs on the front porch!I am probably missing things too!

Along with the sprinkler system goes on when it is raining and the leaves get picked up MAYBE in June... The garbage gets left out for wks in the backyard for the rats!

oh and all the patio furniture upsidedown in the woods that I have a nice view of!

anyone want to buy a house over here with a great view , with incredible neighbors on the NORTHSHORE

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Posted by gemmifer

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well in my defense...they are the small lights...

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I am not talking about 'small' or little lights hiding in bushes. I am talking about Easter flags on trees , scarecrow in the driveway walk, plastic Christmas tree in the window (lite up at night) and summertime animal signs on the front porch!I am probably missing things too!

Along with the sprinkler system goes on when it is raining and the leaves get picked up MAYBE in June... The garbage gets left out for wks in the backyard for the rats!

oh and all the patio furniture upsidedown in the woods that I have a nice view of!

anyone want to buy a house over here with a great view , with incredible neighbors on the NORTHSHORE

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Thats just TACKY! And dirty! UGH. I was thinking more happily festive.

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by PattyK

Thanks for reminding me, I have a couple of wooden ornaments up in the window that I need to take down.

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Patty leave em up! You'll be early for next year!

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Maybe I will, there is a tree outside the window that is starting to bloom, so I might be able to get away with it.

oh wait I forgot something..
The couple divorced so now it is only her there and in order for her to live ther she is renting rooms out.
We have one side of the house rented , her on the other she has a boyfreind.. so that is now 4 cars.
She rents the basement now too.. so that is 5 cars w/out guests!
They all have dogs and leave them in the yard to bark all day long!

The cars have no room so they start to park on the lawn!

I can't!

'It is a nice day to go over there and LET THEM HAVE IT, once and for all'
Thanks Hamptons Bride for Reminding me what a nice day it really is to get things done

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Posted by gemmifer

oh wait I forgot something..
The couple divorced so now it is only her there and in order for her to live ther she is renting rooms out.
We have one side of the house rented , her on the other she has a boyfreind.. so that is now 4 cars.
She rents the basement now too.. so that is 5 cars w/out guests!
They all have dogs and leave them in the yard to bark all day long!

The cars have no room so they start to park on the lawn!

I can't!

'It is a nice day to go over there and LET THEM HAVE IT, once and for all'
Thanks Hamptons Bride for Reminding me what a nice day it really is to get things done

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hey...your neighbors sound like the morons on my corner who let their pitbulls run loose...and are yelling for them at midnight...haha...their damn dog came into my yard last nite while my little pup was out to pee...i almost had a heartattack!! Freakin' neighbors...i want to live on 12 acres with trees all around me and no one in sight! haha...go get 'em!

OMG

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