Jewish Divorce-cute joke..funny for the day
An elderly man in Miami called his son in New York and said, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.'
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screamed.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man said. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,' and he hung up.
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone, 'They are not getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She called her father immediately and screamed at the old man, 'You are
NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing; DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hung up.
The old man hung up his phone, smiled, and turned to his wife... 'Okay,' he said, 'They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares.'
'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screamed.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man said. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,' and he hung up.
Frantic, the son called his sister, who exploded on the phone, 'They are not getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She called her father immediately and screamed at the old man, 'You are
NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing; DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hung up.
The old man hung up his phone, smiled, and turned to his wife... 'Okay,' he said, 'They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares.'
