Just a joke I got to make you smile !!!!!!
New Diet
Yesterday I was buying a
large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was
standing in line about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. First thing I thought was, 'where is your sign lady,' but
decided to go with it...
So...on impulse, I told her
that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss
Diet again.
I said I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your
pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete...so I was going to try it
again.
I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the
least.
Totally horrified, the lady
asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told
her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit
us both.
I thought the guy behind her
was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart asked me not to
shop there anymore.
Yesterday I was buying a
large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was
standing in line about to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. First thing I thought was, 'where is your sign lady,' but
decided to go with it...
So...on impulse, I told her
that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss
Diet again.
I said I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was
essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your
pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete...so I was going to try it
again.
I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the
least.
Totally horrified, the lady
asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told
her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit
us both.
I thought the guy behind her
was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart asked me not to
shop there anymore.
