Let's do some DEAR DH'S...

Dear DH,

Please come to me FIRST to discuss important things (like times, dates) instead of just talking/emailing others *thinking* you know my schedule... It makes it not only frustrating for me, but also for yourself bc it then requires you to discuss with these people the same exact thing TWICE and I'm sure you get them confused as well...

So please stop the crap and consult me first. We're now a team- you are not your own entity when it comes to this home buying process!

Thanks!

Love,
Your everloving, but completely puzzled wife


**Does anyone else's DH do this?!?!?

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Dear DH,

Please come to me FIRST to discuss important things (like times, dates) instead of just talking/emailing others *thinking* you know my schedule... It makes it not only frustrating for me, but also for yourself bc it then requires you to discuss with these people the same exact thing TWICE and I'm sure you get them confused as well...

So please stop the crap and consult me first. We're now a team- you are not your own entity when it comes to this home buying process!

Thanks!

Love,
Your everloving, but completely puzzled wife


**Does anyone else's DH do this?!?!?

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My DH learned early on to consult with me on things but it is now at the point where he wont do anything without checking with 'the wife'

Dear DH,

I know you love when I play guitar hero with you and I secretly love to play myself.. however I do not want a new 'guitar' as a christmas present. I am a girl after all. Please take it off of your 'secret' christmas list you left in your jeans pocket that you nicely threw on the laundry room floor and get me something in the clothing, shoes, handbag or jewlery department.

Love ya

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear DH,

I know you love when I play guitar hero with you and I secretly love to play myself.. however I do not want a new 'guitar' as a christmas present. I am a girl after all. Please take it off of your 'secret' christmas list you left in your jeans pocket that you nicely threw on the laundry room floor and get me something in the clothing, shoes, handbag or jewlery department.

Love ya

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I hear ya on this one!

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear DH,

I know you love when I play guitar hero with you and I secretly love to play myself.. however I do not want a new 'guitar' as a christmas present. I am a girl after all. Please take it off of your 'secret' christmas list you left in your jeans pocket that you nicely threw on the laundry room floor and get me something in the clothing, shoes, handbag or jewlery department.

Love ya

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OMG THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!

Dear DH,

Tomorrow is December 1st, can we please shut the windows and turn the heat on!!??!?!

Love,
Your freezing cold wife who wants to come out of snuggie once in a while!!!

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

Dear DH,

Tomorrow is December 1st, can we please shut the windows and turn the heat on!!??!?!

Love,
Your freezing cold wife who wants to come out of snuggie once in a while!!!

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My DH still thinks we need the fan & the window!

Dear DH,
Maybe you can find sometime to actually look at the wedding proofs that we have now had for two months-Then maybe one day I can order our thank you cards and narrow down the pictures for our album. The longer I wait the more I am dreading writing out the thank yous.

XOXO
your very patient wife

Dear DH,

I can't believe you came home with a tin full of reeses peanut butter cups, mr goodbars, and hersheys special dark; especially while I have PMS....how could you!!!!!!!!!

I love you anyway

Your wifey

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear DH,

I know you love when I play guitar hero with you and I secretly love to play myself.. however I do not want a new 'guitar' as a christmas present. I am a girl after all. Please take it off of your 'secret' christmas list you left in your jeans pocket that you nicely threw on the laundry room floor and get me something in the clothing, shoes, handbag or jewlery department.

Love ya

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OMG!!!!!!!!! HA HA!!! I asked DH for the stand for DJ Hero so I didn't have to do my 'scratching' on the couch!

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Posted by FutureMrsG

Dear DH,
Maybe you can find sometime to actually look at the wedding proofs that we have now had for two months-Then maybe one day I can order our thank you cards and narrow down the pictures for our album. The longer I wait the more I am dreading writing out the thank yous.

XOXO
your very patient wife

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I hear you on this one. I've had mine for 3 months and he hasn't even sat and looked at them.

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Posted by Summertimegal424

DEAR DH thanks for organizing the wall units, but you def need to SWEEP if you drop something and break it cause now i have glass in my foot! FML!

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OH NO!!!

Dear DH,

I love that when I went to bed last night the dishes were done and when I got up this morning there were 7 dishes/glasses in the dishwasher. How do you use so many dishes between 5 and 6am and why can't you ever put your dishes in the dishwasher. Its like living in my sorority house all over again.

Love,

Your Dirty Dishes Hating Wife

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Posted by FutureMrsG

Dear DH,
Maybe you can find sometime to actually look at the wedding proofs that we have now had for two months-Then maybe one day I can order our thank you cards and narrow down the pictures for our album. The longer I wait the more I am dreading writing out the thank yous.

XOXO
your very patient wife

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WE JUST DID OUR TOO!!!! FINALLY!!!!

Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

Dear Wonderful Hubby....

I love that you deny that you have a immune disease.... and wouldnt go to the doctor last week when your eye began to turn red...

Well, just so you know.....

The fact that you now had to go as an emergency...makes me want to poke your other eye with my finger...

So, if you want to continue to listen to your mother, who says you have a fake diesase and the doctor is trying to make money off you... go ahead...

But I promise I will find another date to TWOTY if you are blind

Love always,
Your scarcastic, and very secretly worried to death wife...

DEAR DH,

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SPEAK...I SHOULDNT HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT I WANT FOR THE HOLIDAYS...I DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK YOU, I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING YOU SAY..

ALSO PLEASE STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DO THE DISHES, PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER OR LEARN TO DO LAUNDRY, SO ON MY DAYS OFF I CAN RELAX LIKE YOU DO...

LOVE
THE WOMEN WHO WOULD LOVE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST DID STUFF WITHOUT ME TELLING

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Posted by meara



Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

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It is easier to just give in and buy a second tube.

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Posted by Watever143


ALSO PLEASE STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO TELL YOU TO DO THE DISHES, PUT YOUR CLOTHES IN THE HAMPER OR LEARN TO DO LAUNDRY, SO ON MY DAYS OFF I CAN RELAX LIKE YOU DO...

LOVE
THE WOMEN WHO WOULD LOVE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST DID STUFF WITHOUT ME TELLING

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Ughhh...ITA on this one.

Here's one for you ladies for when the babies come:

Dear DH,

I understand that you are tired because you work, and I stay home and 'do nothing' with the baby. I love how you assume that I sit on my a$$ all day, sipping wine and watching soaps. However, that baby that YOU helped me create requires constant attention..so does the cooking, cleaning and laundry...so when you get home from your cushy little job, and I ask you to help me for 30 min, an hour, whatever, DO NOT look at me like you don't understand why I need a break...DO NOT tell me how tired you are from training people to sell CELL PHONES...I shouldn't even have to ask you for help.

Oh and, if you leave that toilet seat up one more time, causing me to nearly fall in, you will wake up with it around your head one morning

Love,

your exhausted & fed up wife and mother of your child