Let's do some DEAR DH'S...

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Posted by meara



Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

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ROTFLMAO...this is effin priceless!

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Posted by meara



Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

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OMG it's like i could have written this! LOL

Dear DH,

Does it really have to be tickle night EVERY night before we go to bed!!! Even if it is tickle night every night, does it have to last like 30-45 mins, and do I have to threaten to sleep on the couch everynight?! It doesnt help that im extremely ticklish and you barely even touching me tickles!!!You have been getting me up at 5am every morning to go into work cuz your car is in the shop! when i am ready for bed i am really ready for bed!!!

Altho its really cute some times how you talk in a baby voice and tell me how much i LOVE tickle night because it makes me laugh and if i didnt like it i wouldnt be laughing, Maybe we can shorten it to 5-10 mins?

Love,
Your all tickled out Wife!

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Posted by meara



Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

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simple solution... get him his own toothpaste! we have 2 diff ones for ourselves but its bc i need a sensitivity one

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

Dear DH,

Does it really have to be tickle night EVERY night before we go to bed!!! Even if it is tickle night every night, does it have to last like 30-45 mins, and do I have to threaten to sleep on the couch everynight?! It doesnt help that im extremely ticklish and you barely even touching me tickles!!!You have been getting me up at 5am every morning to go into work cuz your car is in the shop! when i am ready for bed i am really ready for bed!!!

Altho its really cute some times how you talk in a baby voice and tell me how much i LOVE tickle night because it makes me laugh and if i didnt like it i wouldnt be laughing, Maybe we can shorten it to 5-10 mins?

Love,
Your all tickled out Wife!

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LOL... If ONLY I had the problems you had...

But I agree... that game will get old VERY fast and after awhile, it just becomes more aggravating then cute

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Posted by JennyAPH

Dear DH,

I know you love when I play guitar hero with you and I secretly love to play myself.. however I do not want a new 'guitar' as a christmas present. I am a girl after all. Please take it off of your 'secret' christmas list you left in your jeans pocket that you nicely threw on the laundry room floor and get me something in the clothing, shoes, handbag or jewlery department.

Love ya

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hysterical!!!

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Posted by meara



Dear DH

I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .

Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Dear DH

Can you stop cooking pasta and DELICIOUS food that make me eat twice at 10pm!!! I love what you cooking skills have evolved to.. OMG!! You told me not to ever look like the whale! (Inside Joke!!)

I love your cooking but don't do this to me!!

Your Loving, Healthy, Thick WIFE!!

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Posted by EmiNoa628

Dear DH

Can you stop cooking pasta and DELICIOUS food that make me eat twice at 10pm!!! I love what you cooking skills have evolved to.. OMG!! You told me not to ever look like the whale! (Inside Joke!!)

I love your cooking but don't do this to me!!

Your Loving, Healthy, Thick WIFE!!

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100% agree with this letter!! my hubby is a chef so he thinks he is being all sweet by making me these wonderful full-o-fat and calorie meals! lol i love him to death but i dont wanna get fat either and some times he gets all defensive if im like no i dont want any...
ugh! wait till we get fat!! lol lets see how they like cooking for us then! HAHAHA

Dear DH:

This has been fun, but I don't like doing all the work. Pick a chore.

With much appreciation,
Your wife who has never before had to clean the whole apartment, cook, and do laundry.

Dear DH,

Please close your closet doors. This drives me nuts!!! Oh and also...when you get out of the shower, please pull the shower curtain across the bar. This also drives me nuts. I think I see a pattern...you just don't like to close things. Well, if that is the case then I am going to start locking things so you can't open them!

Love,
Your wonderful wife that doesn't like to nag you about these things but will continue to do so until you get the point!

dear dh,

i understand u r a man,and u get facial hair but if i go in the sink one more time and find the remains of your beard in the sink..im going to take them out one by one and krazy glue them to your forehead and rename you fuzzy

love your wife

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Posted by gina409

dear dh,

i understand u r a man,and u get facial hair but if i go in the sink one more time and find the remains of your beard in the sink..im going to take them out one by one and krazy glue them to your forehead and rename you fuzzy

love your wife

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Posted by nraboni

Dear DH,

Please close your closet doors. This drives me nuts!!! Oh and also...when you get out of the shower, please pull the shower curtain across the bar. This also drives me nuts. I think I see a pattern...you just don't like to close things. Well, if that is the case then I am going to start locking things so you can't open them!

Love,
Your wonderful wife that doesn't like to nag you about these things but will continue to do so until you get the point!

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MY DH does that too! with the shower curtain!! i cant stand it! just close it! i dont get it! hahaha

Dear DH,

I love you very much....I understand that you've worked hard all day and when you come home, you just want to relax....but baby, is it possible if you can go and take a shower without laying on my clean sheet with your dirty azz clothes & socks cuz darling YOU awfully stink ! and also when you use the toilet, please put it down because the next time when your beautiful wife fall down I promise you I will put toilet paper up your nose when you SNORE in your beauty sleep.

With love always,
Your aggravatin' wife

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Posted by gina409

dear dh,

i understand u r a man,and u get facial hair but if i go in the sink one more time and find the remains of your beard in the sink..im going to take them out one by one and krazy glue them to your forehead and rename you fuzzy

love your wife

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the FUGGIN WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As we all know, my hubs is a general Beardo (rhymes with weirdo ) and he is ALWAYS ALWAYS leaving his flesh colored trimmings in the sink!!!! IT'S THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Gina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear DH,

I am NOT cleaning the second bathroom. I have not used it once since we closed on the house a year ago. The only people who have used it are your guy friends because it was never initially cleaned. Now I am pretty good about cleaning gross stuff, but I am not cleaning the **** that is on the toilet bowl seat. I don't know how it got there but its either from you or one of your friends so you need to clean it. Preferably before we take the door down on the other bathroom to paint it.

Sincerely, your very grossed out every time she walks into that bathroom wife

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Posted by MLAngelo

Dear DH,

I am NOT cleaning the second bathroom. I have not used it once since we closed on the house a year ago. The only people who have used it are your guy friends because it was never initially cleaned. Now I am pretty good about cleaning gross stuff, but I am not cleaning the **** that is on the toilet bowl seat. I don't know how it got there but its either from you or one of your friends so you need to clean it. Preferably before we take the door down on the other bathroom to paint it.

Sincerely, your very grossed out every time she walks into that bathroom wife

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ewww ewww and more ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by MLAngelo

Dear DH,

I am NOT cleaning the second bathroom. I have not used it once since we closed on the house a year ago. The only people who have used it are your guy friends because it was never initially cleaned. Now I am pretty good about cleaning gross stuff, but I am not cleaning the **** that is on the toilet bowl seat. I don't know how it got there but its either from you or one of your friends so you need to clean it. Preferably before we take the door down on the other bathroom to paint it.

Sincerely, your very grossed out every time she walks into that bathroom wife

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ewww ewww and more ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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I KNOW!!!! I can't go in there and its now our master bathroom (we moved a wall to put it in the master suite.) I walk all the way down the hall to go to the bathroom or even wash my hands because I WON'T GO IN THERE!!! I mean I have been asking him to clean it for 3 weeks. I know he is as grossed out as me, but none of my friends have used that bathroom.