Please come to me FIRST to discuss important things (like times, dates) instead of just talking/emailing others *thinking* you know my schedule... It makes it not only frustrating for me, but also for yourself bc it then requires you to discuss with these people the same exact thing TWICE and I'm sure you get them confused as well...
So please stop the crap and consult me first. We're now a team- you are not your own entity when it comes to this home buying process!
Thanks!
Love, Your everloving, but completely puzzled wife
**Does anyone else's DH do this?!?!?
VickiR510
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DEAR DH
I love you so very much. But please oh please make a decision!!! I cant take it when you say lets do this & i set it all up & then you say well maybe we shouldnt???? AHHHHH Stop doing this! PLEASE! DH u r married to a complete control freak that does exactly what she says all of the time. Please try to conform! lol lol
LOVE YOUR DECISIVE WIFE!
meara
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Dear DH
I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .
Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning
simple solution... get him his own toothpaste! we have 2 diff ones for ourselves but its bc i need a sensitivity one
Just have to say i am soooo buying a second tube of toothpaste - you may have saved me from a nervous breakdown ladies!!!!
xosweetiexo
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Dear DH
I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .
Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning
My DH does this too and it really pi sses me off HAHAHAH!!
xosweetiexo
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Dear DH,
I know you looooooove playing your xbox modern warfare, but it drives me nuts that you play so much and just looking at you with your stupid headset on! You act like you are 12 yrs old the way you yell at the people on your team when they dont perform to your standards. No, I will NOT be buying you anymore games for Christmas.... what I really want to do is take your game out and tap dance on it and hear it break into little pieces!!
Love,
Your loving wife <3
DKaye09
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Dear DH,
I love that when I went to bed last night the dishes were done and when I got up this morning there were 7 dishes/glasses in the dishwasher. How do you use so many dishes between 5 and 6am and why can't you ever put your dishes in the dishwasher. Its like living in my sorority house all over again.
Love,
Your Dirty Dishes Hating Wife
My DH does that too... Well, that, or I have a dirty dish fairy that uses dishes and leaves them in the sink when I'm asleep!!
DKaye09
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Posted by meara
Dear DH
I know you like to brush your teeth in the shower bc it 'saves time and water' but if you leave the toothpaste in their own more time I am going to replace it with hemroid cream. .
Love your wife who does not want to look for the toothpaste EVERY morning
OMG!! DH does that too, but thankfully puts the toothpaste back after applying it to his toothbrush. But, your Dear letter was so funny i lolirl
DKaye09
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Posted by gina409
dear dh,
i understand u r a man,and u get facial hair but if i go in the sink one more time and find the remains of your beard in the sink..im going to take them out one by one and krazy glue them to your forehead and rename you fuzzy
love your wife
ITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for putting it so well
MLAngelo
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Posted by MLAngelo
Dear DH,
I love that when I went to bed last night the dishes were done and when I got up this morning there were 7 dishes/glasses in the dishwasher. How do you use so many dishes between 5 and 6am and why can't you ever put your dishes in the dishwasher. Its like living in my sorority house all over again.
Love,
Your Dirty Dishes Hating Wife
My DH does that too... Well, that, or I have a dirty dish fairy that uses dishes and leaves them in the sink when I'm asleep!!
Maybe thats it, we both have a dirty dish fairy!!! Thanks for solving the mystery.
FuTuRe MrS MaZz
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DEAR DH
I love you so very much. But please oh please make a decision!!! I cant take it when you say lets do this & i set it all up & then you say well maybe we shouldnt???? AHHHHH Stop doing this! PLEASE! DH u r married to a complete control freak that does exactly what she says all of the time. Please try to conform! lol lol
LOVE YOUR DECISIVE WIFE!
I completely agree... Mine says we'll do something and then when the time comes, he says 'maybe later' or 'maybe tomorrow' It's one of his top fav lines....
FuTuRe MrS MaZz
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Dear DH,
I know you looooooove playing your xbox modern warfare, but it drives me nuts that you play so much and just looking at you with your stupid headset on! You act like you are 12 yrs old the way you yell at the people on your team when they dont perform to your standards. No, I will NOT be buying you anymore games for Christmas.... what I really want to do is take your game out and tap dance on it and hear it break into little pieces!!
Love,
Your loving wife <3
the headset is a freakkin killer!!!!! OMg... and how annoying is it when they get all giddy talking to their friends on that damn thing... DH is obsessed with playing madden and he gives off the most 'hearty' laughs with his coworker when playing... I want to reach out and strangle both of them.... THANK GODDD we're getting a house with more rooms so he can move his gaming into the 'man's den'
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Dear DH,
Thank you for taking my car to be inspected yesterday. However, it’s now making a ridiculously loud noise that it’s NEVER made before. When I called you this morning and said, “My car is making a horrible noise!” the correct response from you should NOT have been “Yeah, I heard that yesterday when I drove it home.” Thank you for not mentioning it to me, did you think I wouldn’t notice?!?!
Please get it fixed ASAP so I can go to happy hour tomorrow.
Love, Your cranky wife
KerriJohnS
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Posted by gina409
dear dh,
i understand u r a man,and u get facial hair but if i go in the sink one more time and find the remains of your beard in the sink..im going to take them out one by one and krazy glue them to your forehead and rename you fuzzy
love your wife
EXACT same problem here!!!! little hairs little hairs little hairs everywhere!!!!!!
