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Notes from the Edge

CarolAnn721 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:15 AM+

CarolAnn721 MEMBER SINCE: 9/09 TOTAL POSTS : 4338 WEDDING DATE: Sep 12, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:15 AM

Notes from the Edge

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a *****.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, 'I don't know, let's Yahoo! it...' just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? *** happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely,
Parents Everywhere

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

2010BTB Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:18 AM+

2010BTB MEMBER SINCE: 9/09 TOTAL POSTS : 3821 WEDDING DATE: Nov 06, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:18 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

Posted by CarolAnn721
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

My faves!!!!

ourwedding9510 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:19 AM+

ourwedding9510 MEMBER SINCE: 4/09 TOTAL POSTS : 4819 WEDDING DATE: Sep 05, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:19 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

Linzee636 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:24 AM+

Linzee636 MEMBER SINCE: 8/09 TOTAL POSTS : 2049 WEDDING DATE: Sep 26, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:24 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

these are awesome!!!

MrsSx2 Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:44 AM+

MrsSx2 MEMBER SINCE: 1/10 TOTAL POSTS : 8854 WEDDING DATE: Sep 18, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:44 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

sooo needed this today!

AwaitingAugust Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:44 AM+

AwaitingAugust MEMBER SINCE: 11/09 TOTAL POSTS : 13758 WEDDING DATE: Aug 15, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:44 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

i just posted the 'skin colored bandaids' one on FB

halfbaked Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:45 AM+

halfbaked MEMBER SINCE: 2/09 TOTAL POSTS : 23482 WEDDING DATE: May 14, 2010

Posted: Jun 28, 2011 10:45 AM

Re: Notes from the Edge

Posted by 2010BTB

Posted by CarolAnn721
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely,
Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

My faves!!!!