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So on our ride back home from Vermont, DH and his best man were asking stupid questions and I was somewhat passed out and I happend to hear this question which I thought was stupid made us all laugh real hard in the car.

If your DH could transform into any animal but when transforming back to human, he keeps that animal's genitals, what animal would he be?


Stupid question, I know... but I thought it would be funny to see some people's responses.

ALMOST FRIDAY!

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omg how horrifying!

I'll say a gorilla...he'd be able to maintain SOME sort of human like peiner.

But as for me, vibrator city here I come!

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A whale.

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Posted by jhines4684

A whale.

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YIKES what kind of pants could he wear

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very big ones. LOL.

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i jokingly said an elephant and he was like w t f, you want me to roll my d*ck around w/ a wheel barrel


his answer for himself was an eagle and i'm like, are you f*cking kidding me??? even my pinky nail is bigger! he wants to fly - totally not even thinking about me

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have no idea how to even answer this question!!!!!!
i would want to say a horse but then seriously, DH would have to share the wheelbarrow with Evita DH!!!!!!!!!!

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I LOL'd so hard when I read this


I dont even know how to answer this LOL any animal I think of would cause DH to do serious harm to me and/or kill me LOL

I guess a horse though.... I like horses, you can ride them

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horse!

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Posted by evita2781

i jokingly said an elephant and he was like w t f, you want me to roll my d*ck around w/ a wheel barrel

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I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

I think I'd say gorilla or chimp too, at least it would be close!

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Posted by WeezyGirl2354

I guess a horse though.... I like horses, you can ride them

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I'm with ya on that one...

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Posted by Chanwich

I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

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HAHAH OMG i probably would've recorded that

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by Chanwich

I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

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HAHAH OMG i probably would've recorded that

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i know, i kinda wanna see that

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by Chanwich

I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

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HAHAH OMG i probably would've recorded that

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I have a picture somewhere....I have to find it now!

I said to DH 'wow, look at the size of that thing! That has to be uncomfortable!'

He says 'Yeah, well some of us just have to deal with it'

Then the lady next to us with a little kid gave us a dirty look and stormed away

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Posted by Chanwich

I have a picture somewhere....I have to find it now!

I said to DH 'wow, look at the size of that thing! That has to be uncomfortable!'

He says 'Yeah, well some of us just have to deal with it'

Then the lady next to us with a little kid gave us a dirty look and stormed away

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hahaha that's too funny about the lady

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no clue!

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Posted by Chanwich

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Posted by evita2781

i jokingly said an elephant and he was like w t f, you want me to roll my d*ck around w/ a wheel barrel

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I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

I think I'd say gorilla or chimp too, at least it would be close!

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BEST story EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by WeezyGirl2354

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Posted by Chanwich

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Posted by evita2781

i jokingly said an elephant and he was like w t f, you want me to roll my d*ck around w/ a wheel barrel

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I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

I think I'd say gorilla or chimp too, at least it would be close!

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BEST story EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here is the picture you can see the 5th leg back there....and this was only at half chub!

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Posted by Chanwich

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Posted by WeezyGirl2354

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Posted by Chanwich

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Posted by evita2781

i jokingly said an elephant and he was like w t f, you want me to roll my d*ck around w/ a wheel barrel

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I saw an elephant with a boner at the zoo once and it was INSANE. Literally it dragged on the ground behind it!!

I think I'd say gorilla or chimp too, at least it would be close!

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BEST story EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here is the picture you can see the 5th leg back there....and this was only at half chub!

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Waitttttt is it the elephant in the middle?!?!??

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according to 50 First Dates a Walrus has the largest bits and pieces... lol