oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

Dear Friend,

Just because I'm Jewish and have a pet parrot does not mean that I'll enjoy the extremely-stupid spam email you just sent me about jewish parrots.

**facepalm**

Love,
--mor



if you wanna read this really really really awful joke, here you go (but remember - i warned you it's bad):

JEWISH PARROTS
A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem.

Her two female parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has
visitors, the two parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison, 'Hi !
We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'

To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has
two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very
observant, spending much of the day praying in their cage.

He's confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his
house, his two parrots will exert such a positive influence that her
birds will turn into model parrots.

The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her
two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large
cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis
and each holding a miniature siddur, while they rock back and forth in
prayer.

Sure enough, as soon as she places her female parrots in the cage,
they shout out to their male counterparts: 'Hi! We're prostitutes.
Want to have some fun ?'

One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking:
'Moishe, put the ******* book down. Our prayers have been answered!'

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

i thought the joke was funny... but your dear friend was funnier lmao

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

ugh that is pretty bad

Is this a friend that normally send you funny things or is this a well known corny annoying joke sender?

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

no, she never ever sends me email .... i guess she thought this was 'too good' to pass up

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

You know what? it's not even that it's a bad joke, it's that I've heard it sooooo many time before!

And what's wrong with the Rabbi's parrots? If they can pray all day and wear traditional items normally for humans, why can't they search the internet for parrot prostitutes or even parrot escorts!? See, this joke makes no sense!

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

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Posted by Becca2010

You know what? it's not even that it's a bad joke, it's that I've heard it sooooo many time before!

And what's wrong with the Rabbi's parrots? If they can pray all day and wear traditional items normally for humans, why can't they search the internet for parrot prostitutes or even parrot escorts!? See, this joke makes no sense!

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now THIS made me laugh!!!

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

I have the corniest DH in the world... so I chuckled.

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

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Posted by jilliibabii

I have the corniest DH in the world... so I chuckled.

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me too on both

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

i'm sorry Mor. i find this joke hysterical!!!!

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

im a butthead

i thought it was funny

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

i'm glad you all enjoyed it ... but i still think it sucks

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

Corny as was, I did giggle.

Re: oy vey (insert eyeroll here)

I kinda found it funny too but I like corney jokes

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