Post a dirty confession!!!

I love it!
I wish I had a dirty confession like that! I din't have a bachelorette party though

THe only confession I really have is that I smoke cigarettes when I go out with my girlfriends and drink.....which is maybe once a month. I love cigarettes. I'm not a regular smoker or even a closet smoker, and DH detests smoking.
However, when I have a cocktail or 3, with my girlfriends, I smoke cigarettes.
I chew a pack of gum and spray binaca afterwards....DH still smells it.............but doesn't tell me that he knows but I know he knows.
I wish I could have a dirtier confession........

Ah, for my bach paty my girls had a passion party. Tehy each bought something and each chipped in $20, in the end I had to spend $300, so let's just say I have some heavy artillary!!!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

...as if that isnt what we do all day on here now!!



ill start...someone mentioned sex swing in another post. we have one!! we havent hung it yet...so I guess its not such a dirty confession after all. im lame. my girls encouraged me to buy one with the gift money they put aside for me at the 'slumber party' they had for my bach party. DH was shocked to come home to find penis cakes all over, a lingerie line across the living room, and a sex swing sitting (and other toys) on our bed! we live in an apt and i think itd be a little obvious and weird for us to put it up here! maybe when we get our own place. i told my sisters, theyll know we hung it when they come over and see a plant hanging from a hook right above our bed. the lady who gave the party and showed all the toys said that ppl now put in what looks like a smoke detector, but really the inside is gutted and hides where you can hook the swing! so ppl just put that above their beds. i think its so hysterical and cheesy that we have one. who knows if we'll ever use it. i cant picture taking myself seriously swingin from the ceiling!!! pam and tommy styleeeeeee.

oh, and PS, MY MOM CAME OVER THE MORNING AFTER MY BACH PARTY AND SAW IT IN MY CLOSET. My damn sisters thought it would be funny to let her go in my closet where we had it hidden!!!!

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I'M SHOCKED!!! YET, QUITE IMPRESSED!! YOU GO GIRL!!!

i'LL HAVE TO THINK OF MY DIRTIEST CONFESSION, AND GET BACK TO YOU!!

EDIT: I just read my post & umm.. I was a little tipsy when I wrote it! I don't even remember replying to this thread I'll take it down because I really don't think I got the question when I replied.

I'm going to think about it & get back to you, but these stories are hillarious!

ok this is bad. My late fiance and I were going at it doggie style. Well he got to rough and I ended up slamming my head into the headboard so hard. I must of passed out but when I came to he was still going. I guess he did not care.

PS. He got to rough another time and my head got wedged between the matress ad headboard. That time he stopped because I was screaming.

Sorry TMI

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Posted by Christys0925

ok this is bad. My late fiance and I were going at it doggie style. Well he got to rough and I ended up slamming my head into the headboard so hard. I must of passed out but when I came to he was still going. I guess he did not care.

PS. He got to rough another time and my head got wedged between the matress ad headboard. That time he stopped because I was screaming.

Sorry TMI

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LMFAO!!!

I have sooo many dirty confessions, some too dirty to put out on a public forum !!

One not soo bad confession would be that I always wanted to be a stripper (seriously my whole life!!!!) When I was 15, my best friend and I used to plan it all out- our dances, what costumes we'd wear!! Oh- to be a little girl with BIG dreams!!

stripper ur whole life...whats ur career now just wondering!

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Posted by Brian and Marie

One not soo bad confession would be that I always wanted to be a stripper (seriously my whole life!!!!) When I was 15, my best friend and I used to plan it all out- our dances, what costumes we'd wear!! Oh- to be a little girl with BIG dreams!!

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hysterical!

Big pole dreams!!!!!!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

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Posted by Brian and Marie

One not soo bad confession would be that I always wanted to be a stripper (seriously my whole life!!!!) When I was 15, my best friend and I used to plan it all out- our dances, what costumes we'd wear!! Oh- to be a little girl with BIG dreams!!

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hysterical!

Big pole dreams!!!!!!

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Too Funny

DH and i have a cd of many many dirty pics--not just like sexy poses---but pics of us um...in the act.

we also made our own sex tape video...lol after awhile we really got into it and it shows--lol then we watched it--got hot and did it all over again!

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Posted by MJDoc12

DH and i have a cd of many many dirty pics--not just like sexy poses---but pics of us um...in the act.

we also made our own sex tape video...lol after awhile we really got into it and it shows--lol then we watched it--got hot and did it all over again!

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it better not get leaked like a celeb sex tape!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

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Posted by MJDoc12

DH and i have a cd of many many dirty pics--not just like sexy poses---but pics of us um...in the act.

we also made our own sex tape video...lol after awhile we really got into it and it shows--lol then we watched it--got hot and did it all over again!

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it better not get leaked like a celeb sex tape!

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haha i've become an celebrity overnite!!!! i'll leak that shiiiit myself !

My parents have this wooden glider in their backyard and one night when they weren't home DH and I had sex on it. It was cool to both be outside and the gliding of the swing certainly helped!

I TOTALLY CANNOT post the worst one..lol Its BAD..-rolls- Lets just say its one of those 'horny coming of age-but-not-having-sex-yet-with-anyone-but-yourself-' stories involving me...and ...well the bathroom..in some context...lmao and NO HANDS cause those got boring... yea..exactly..


SO can't divulge that one but will say one thatw as bad was i was 19-first boyrfiend made 'special' brownies. Y'all know the kind. Anyway we ate em and left the pan in the kitchen like dumbutts. So we get higher than kites, laughing, bonking, good stuff. Fell asleep but never heard his mom come home, go into the kitchen and EAT the brownies!!!

We get a call an hour later that she is IN THE HOSPITAL DOWNTOWN because she started feeling funny and didnt know why. She thought she was dying cause hr heart started to race. We had to go and see her STILL STONED, took a taxi there, nad had to answer questions to Doctor and the cops who called in the fact she collapsed and called the paramedics... Im standing there trying not to giggle and give myself away and the poor woman is freaking out, asking my ex to take care of her younger kids if she died etc...

We left before they tested her blood. dumped out the whole pan when we got home. She never found out about it...

Thats my confession!

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Posted by PeteysBride

I TOTALLY CANNOT post the worst one..lol Its BAD..-rolls- Lets just say its one of those 'horny coming of age-but-not-having-sex-yet-with-anyone-but-yourself-' stories involving me...and ...well the bathroom..in some context...lmao and NO HANDS cause those got boring... yea..exactly..


SO can't divulge that one but will say one thatw as bad was i was 19-first boyrfiend made 'special' brownies. Y'all know the kind. Anyway we ate em and left the pan in the kitchen like dumbutts. So we get higher than kites, laughing, bonking, good stuff. Fell asleep but never heard his mom come home, go into the kitchen and EAT the brownies!!!

We get a call an hour later that she is IN THE HOSPITAL DOWNTOWN because she started feeling funny and didnt know why. She thought she was dying cause hr heart started to race. We had to go and see her STILL STONED, took a taxi there, nad had to answer questions to Doctor and the cops who called in the fact she collapsed and called the paramedics... Im standing there trying not to giggle and give myself away and the poor woman is freaking out, asking my ex to take care of her younger kids if she died etc...

We left before they tested her blood. dumped out the whole pan when we got home. She never found out about it...

Thats my confession!

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Oh Jenn, that is just wrong! LOL, but I love it!

Umm, and how can you give us the start of a good story and leave us hangin?? LOL