Post a dirty confession!!!

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Posted by Tobewed07

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Posted by PeteysBride

I TOTALLY CANNOT post the worst one..lol Its BAD..-rolls- Lets just say its one of those 'horny coming of age-but-not-having-sex-yet-with-anyone-but-yourself-' stories involving me...and ...well the bathroom..in some context...lmao and NO HANDS cause those got boring... yea..exactly..


SO can't divulge that one but will say one thatw as bad was i was 19-first boyrfiend made 'special' brownies. Y'all know the kind. Anyway we ate em and left the pan in the kitchen like dumbutts. So we get higher than kites, laughing, bonking, good stuff. Fell asleep but never heard his mom come home, go into the kitchen and EAT the brownies!!!

We get a call an hour later that she is IN THE HOSPITAL DOWNTOWN because she started feeling funny and didnt know why. She thought she was dying cause hr heart started to race. We had to go and see her STILL STONED, took a taxi there, nad had to answer questions to Doctor and the cops who called in the fact she collapsed and called the paramedics... Im standing there trying not to giggle and give myself away and the poor woman is freaking out, asking my ex to take care of her younger kids if she died etc...

We left before they tested her blood. dumped out the whole pan when we got home. She never found out about it...

Thats my confession!

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Oh Jenn, that is just wrong! LOL, but I love it!

Umm, and how can you give us the start of a good story and leave us hangin?? LOL

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LMAO cause itys BAD Gina. DH STILL teases me about it and he wasnt even around then but i told him once. LMAO if ure not easily scandalized at stupid horny kid behavior, FM me and i'll tell you lmao but Im afraid if I post it I'll get a lot of the YOU DID WHAT looks. LMAA its almost as bad at the American pie thing.

DH & I love to take dirty pics of each other; have also taken some movies with digital camera but they're so short :)
Really want to get a video camera so we can get busy!!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

share it share it!!!

ps- omg, the brownie story is horrible. HOW did they not find out it was the brownies you guys made, didnt her blood show something?? dont know how you managed to get out of that one!!!!! i feel so bad for that lady, id BUG THE F OUT!!!!!

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I felt SOOO BAD OMG!!!!! If they did the bloodwork i have no clue. she didnt have any insurance so amybe they didnt do it-I honestly never heard about it again but yea..she was getting the paranoia that you sometimes get...poor woman.

LMAO I CANT SHARE IT! ITS BAD!!!

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

share it share it!!!

ps- omg, the brownie story is horrible. HOW did they not find out it was the brownies you guys made, didnt her blood show something?? dont know how you managed to get out of that one!!!!! i feel so bad for that lady, id BUG THE F OUT!!!!!

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I felt SOOO BAD OMG!!!!! If they did the bloodwork i have no clue. she didnt have any insurance so amybe they didnt do it-I honestly never heard about it again but yea..she was getting the paranoia that you sometimes get...poor woman.

LMAO I CANT SHARE IT! ITS BAD!!!

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ok ok i understand. im sure i have TONS of those silly stories. i try to forget!

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Yea it was one of those kid things. I was what? 14? Something like that, horny, and in my grandmother's house with nothing to do...lol you know those kinds of days.

I'm still thinking of mine, but I have a FUNNY one from my friend, not really dirt, but FUNNY!

2 friends of ours, were dating for a few months long distance. So when they finally got together it was like a rush of physical emotions, they had some really great sex...So this one time, they were doing it, doggie style, and they were both were really into it. Well his knee gave out and in mid thrust, he accidentally (yea right) thrust into the wrong hole! Not prepared for this in anyway, my friend was taken over by an unbelievable pain! So bad that it made her pass out, and fall off the bed face first, a$$ up in the air! He doesn't she that she is unconscious and sits on the bed laughing! She, still on the floor, comes to, bloody nose and a$$hole! She was mortified! But they, or I should say, we, still laugh hysterically at this one! LOL

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Posted by Tobewed07

I'm still thinking of mine, but I have a FUNNY one from my friend, not really dirt, but FUNNY!

2 friends of ours, were dating for a few months long distance. So when they finally got together it was like a rush of physical emotions, they had some really great sex...So this one time, they were doing it, doggie style, and they were both were really into it. Well his knee gave out and in mid thrust, he accidentally (yea right) thrust into the wrong hole! Not prepared for this in anyway, my friend was taken over by an unbelievable pain! So bad that it made her pass out, and fall off the bed face first, a$$ up in the air! He doesn't she that she is unconscious and sits on the bed laughing! She, still on the floor, comes to, bloody nose and a$$hole! She was mortified! But they, or I should say, we, still laugh hysterically at this one! LOL

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Posted by dgirl0114

OMG that is too funny (although it probably wasn't at the time :)

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and when my friend tells the story she gets very animated and acts the whole thing out! PRICELESS!!

Ok because that one was pretty depraved I'll post this..no judgements please! I was FOURTEEN and naive and BORED...lethal combo. Anyway my grams apartment was old fashioned-bathroom fixtures were modern though. The shower knob...was shaped funny..kinda..you know 'funny' like oooo interesting to a teenage pervert kind of funny.

So...I wont get into the excruciatign details but somehow I managed to find out how 'funny' that phallicy fixture after cleaned and shiny, could make ME feel. So after a toe curling 'WOW so THATS what that is all about' moment, I try to get up....and can't....cause I was STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stuck for I kid you not...a solid 30 seconds that felt like an eternity and I imagined firemen hsving to knock down the wall to get me up and caueing massive flooding through the building as pipes were busted to free me...

Needless to say once I 'relaxed' i slid off fine.

NEVER AGAIN with anything not my hand lol or an appendange of an ex till I discovered gummy feelign latex!

TOLD YOU itw as bad!

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Posted by PeteysBride

Ok because that one was pretty depraved I'll post this..no judgements please! I was FOURTEEN and naive and BORED...lethal combo. Anyway my grams apt was old fashioned-bathroom fixtures were modern though. The shower knob...was shaped funny..kinda..you know 'funny' like oooo interesting to a teenage pervert funny.

So...I wont get into the excruciatign details but somehow I managed to find out how 'funny' that ficture after cleaned and shiny, could make ME feel. So after a toe curling 'WOW so THATS what that is all about' moment, I try to get up....and can't....cause I was STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stuck for I kid you not...a solid 30 seconds that felt like an eternity and I imagined firemen hsving to knock down the wall to get me up and caueing massive flooding through the building as pipes were busted to free me...

Needless to say once I 'relaxed' i slid off fine.

NEVER AGAIN with anything not my hand lol or an appendange of an ex till I discovered gummy feelign latex!

TOLD YOU itw as bad!

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Now that is PRICELESS!! But funny as hell!!

Jenn, you need to write a book!

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Posted by Tobewed07

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Posted by PeteysBride

Ok because that one was pretty depraved I'll post this..no judgements please! I was FOURTEEN and naive and BORED...lethal combo. Anyway my grams apt was old fashioned-bathroom fixtures were modern though. The shower knob...was shaped funny..kinda..you know 'funny' like oooo interesting to a teenage pervert funny.

So...I wont get into the excruciatign details but somehow I managed to find out how 'funny' that ficture after cleaned and shiny, could make ME feel. So after a toe curling 'WOW so THATS what that is all about' moment, I try to get up....and can't....cause I was STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stuck for I kid you not...a solid 30 seconds that felt like an eternity and I imagined firemen hsving to knock down the wall to get me up and caueing massive flooding through the building as pipes were busted to free me...

Needless to say once I 'relaxed' i slid off fine.

NEVER AGAIN with anything not my hand lol or an appendange of an ex till I discovered gummy feelign latex!

TOLD YOU itw as bad!

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Now that is PRICELESS!! But funny as hell!!

Jenn, you need to write a book!

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LOL you know, I get told that alot lol and I do like to write as you see by my massive review lmao. actually my cooperating teacher told em i should write a book after my first year teaching lol cause she liked how i described the kids in my weekly reflections.

These confessions are great

I can't think of anything too bad... except for maybe an inappropriate location DH and and I went to see Annie at a local theatre, we had already seen it a few times in rehersals because he worked on the lights. Well we got a little bored during the show and took a walk around the theatre, found the coat check room was unattended and decided to get to a little lovin'

this isnt THAT bad, but when i was in high school i had read something in a magazine that said that a woman can only cum up to 30 times in a 12-hour period. I totally didnt believe it AT ALL, so I skipped school one day and stayed home to test the theory Lets just say that by 3:00pm that day my hand was cramping and i was physically exhausted.....but a woman can definately cum more than 30 times in a day

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Posted by PeteysBride

Ok because that one was pretty depraved I'll post this..no judgements please! I was FOURTEEN and naive and BORED...lethal combo. Anyway my grams apartment was old fashioned-bathroom fixtures were modern though. The shower knob...was shaped funny..kinda..you know 'funny' like oooo interesting to a teenage pervert kind of funny.

So...I wont get into the excruciatign details but somehow I managed to find out how 'funny' that phallicy fixture after cleaned and shiny, could make ME feel. So after a toe curling 'WOW so THATS what that is all about' moment, I try to get up....and can't....cause I was STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stuck for I kid you not...a solid 30 seconds that felt like an eternity and I imagined firemen hsving to knock down the wall to get me up and caueing massive flooding through the building as pipes were busted to free me...

Needless to say once I 'relaxed' i slid off fine.

NEVER AGAIN with anything not my hand lol or an appendange of an ex till I discovered gummy feelign latex!

TOLD YOU itw as bad!

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I haven't been on in a while and this was the first post I opened and I've been laughing my a** off ever since.

This story is priceless!

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Posted by PeteysBride

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Posted by Tobewed07

I'm still thinking of mine, but I have a FUNNY one from my friend, not really dirt, but FUNNY!

2 friends of ours, were dating for a few months long distance. So when they finally got together it was like a rush of physical emotions, they had some really great sex...So this one time, they were doing it, doggie style, and they were both were really into it. Well his knee gave out and in mid thrust, he accidentally (yea right) thrust into the wrong hole! Not prepared for this in anyway, my friend was taken over by an unbelievable pain! So bad that it made her pass out, and fall off the bed face first, a$$ up in the air! He doesn't she that she is unconscious and sits on the bed laughing! She, still on the floor, comes to, bloody nose and a$$hole! She was mortified! But they, or I should say, we, still laugh hysterically at this one! LOL

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-DIES-

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OMG!!!! I almost fell off my chair laughing!!!!

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Posted by MJDoc12

DH and i have a cd of many many dirty pics--not just like sexy poses---but pics of us um...in the act.

we also made our own sex tape video...lol after awhile we really got into it and it shows--lol then we watched it--got hot and did it all over again!

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OOO we have that too!!!! And we love to watch our videos!!!

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Posted by AeroJenn

this isnt THAT bad, but when i was in high school i had read something in a magazine that said that a woman can only cum up to 30 times in a 12-hour period. I totally didnt believe it AT ALL, so I skipped school one day and stayed home to test the theory Lets just say that by 3:00pm that day my hand was cramping and i was physically exhausted.....but a woman can definately cum more than 30 times in a day

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THATS GREAT!!!! You used your hand??? No vibrators??