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REAL email from my mother.

carolinebr Posted:

REAL email from my mother.



-----Original Message-----
From: Mom
Sent: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Caroline
Subject: RE: Hi Nana

Dear Caroline,

She's as cute as a button,......But I'm not sure about her being so friendly with a dog...remember Mari? She had her face all but bit in half! Do you know how many plastic surgeries it took for her to have normal lips?

Love Mom


From:, Caroline
Sent: Wed 5/21/2008 4:43 PM
To: Mom
Subject: Hi Nana

hi Mom,

Some recent Ella pictures! We went to Cara's for a BBQ.



Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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Thanks Debbie Downer!


diva7531 Posted:

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no words..... except consider the source

JennNicole Posted:

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The dog looks harmless ...but I had my lip bitten open by a dog about that age. It did leave a scar but it faded
PegaLega Posted:

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oh goooodness
ostrichhh Posted:

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the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.

soon2bmrsVPT Posted:

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Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



ITA... I just chuckled... It sounds so motherly. I love it.


Sorry she fears the lil poodle is going to maul & disfigure your daughter
ligirlz Posted:

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My lord. That is totally wrong needless to say that dog looks harmless. Here are some that you have to deal with this nonsense.
Colette Posted:

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Hey Caroline!
Did you send Mari ugly flowers too?


j/k your mom's a PIP!!!
sugarkube4 Posted:

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Omg.. figures!!!!

carolinebr Posted:

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Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



EXACTLY. Like when Ella was born. She was like not even a day old & I sent a pic from my phone & she wrote back 'no hat?'

Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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Posted by carolinebr


Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



EXACTLY. Like when Ella was born. She was like not even a day old & I sent a pic from my phone & she wrote back 'no hat?'




yikes!! hey ma, LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!
carolinebr Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride


Posted by carolinebr


Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



EXACTLY. Like when Ella was born. She was like not even a day old & I sent a pic from my phone & she wrote back 'no hat?'




yikes!! hey ma, LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!



the woman has not had sex in years. She needs a BF. Or a GF. SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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Posted by carolinebr


Posted by Aug07OFCbride


Posted by carolinebr


Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



EXACTLY. Like when Ella was born. She was like not even a day old & I sent a pic from my phone & she wrote back 'no hat?'




yikes!! hey ma, LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!



the woman has not had sex in years. She needs a BF. Or a GF. SOMETHING. ANYTHING.



caroline, sounds like you can't do anything right!

i think i need to give you

and yes, maybe she needs some lovin.
ostrichhh Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride


Posted by carolinebr


Posted by Aug07OFCbride


Posted by carolinebr


Posted by ostrichhh

the funniest thing ive ever read. you can just FEEL the motherly disapproval.



EXACTLY. Like when Ella was born. She was like not even a day old & I sent a pic from my phone & she wrote back 'no hat?'




yikes!! hey ma, LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!



the woman has not had sex in years. She needs a BF. Or a GF. SOMETHING. ANYTHING.



caroline, sounds like you can't do anything right!

i think i need to give you

and yes, maybe she needs some lovin.



nothing a good schtupp wont cure
davenjess Posted:

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she sounds a LOT like my mother...can never be negative enough!

bonitachyc Posted:

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awwww

that's why you always have your newleywed minions to loyally adore Ella! and the puppy picture was my absolute FAVE! now you've gone too far grams!

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