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Byrne2Be Posted:

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so i've been selling drugs 8 years now and i have called on some doctors with absolutely ridiculous names....

Here are some of my faves...

Dr. Doctor (ya, for real...he is indian)

Dr. C o c k s (ya, spelled that way. he was actually kinda hot so i would always cough and fumble his name)

Drs. Sack and Weiner - Urology Associates (what are the freakin odds?)

Dr. Baloney

Dr. Dung (there were always tons of awesome names when i worked in chinatown)



2010BTB Posted:

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Posted by Byrne2Be

so i've been selling drugs 8 years now



Sorry when I first looked at this first line I giggled! You sell drugs!
2010BTB Posted:

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I loved that commercial for the dermatologist on tv - Dr. Zizmore - really?? zits-more?

AwaitingAugust Posted:

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But now imagine if i had married one of them ... my name would be:
Mor C o c k s
Mor Baloney
Mor Dung

SummerBride10 Posted:

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poor people...you're stuck with a last name!! (unless you're a woman- yay us!)

Byrne2Be Posted:

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Posted by AwaitingAugust





But now imagine if i had married one of them ... my name would be:
Mor C o c k s
Mor Baloney
Mor Dung





MORRRRR you just gave me such a great laugh!!!!
Thank you

halfbaked Posted:

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I don't understand how these people don't change their names!

Someone here just started named Jim Jimmerson. What kind of cruel parents would name their kid James if his last name was Jimmerson?

My best friend in high school's last name was Hoare. Megan Hoare. And yes, it's pronounced wh0re. Best part was, she got called to the principal's office of our Catholic high school a lot and the nuns would always try to avoid saying her name properly on the loudspeaker.
MongieToBe Posted:

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MongieToBe Posted:

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Posted by jilliibabii

Someone here just started named Jim Jimmerson. What kind of cruel parents would name their kid James if his last name was Jimmerson?






I went to HS with a kid who had the SAME EXACT first and last name, Omar Omar
StaceyWill Posted:

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Posted by AwaitingAugust





But now imagine if i had married one of them ... my name would be:
Mor C o c k s
Mor Baloney
Mor Dung




OMG! This is hysterical!
grkbarbie Posted:

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Norman butt

TheNextMrs.B Posted:

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Your name is Thurman Merman?!

Sorry not real but from a movie. DH and I always get a kick out of it.

My niece’s Pediatrician’s name is Dr. Dic Weiner. Bro in law can't handle it.
Clover23 Posted:

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Dr. Robert Bobby.
bride2be1012 Posted:

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at this whole thread !

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