TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

making up for missing wed and thurs...






Ya know, I want to believe this was a random accident, but that squatter looks pretty comfortable. Plus, why would he “accidentally” get photographed squatting? It’s not like he’s tying his shoes or something. I’m just going to assume that this is his regular picture pose. Some people smile, others make some kind of hand gesture, and this guy just…squats.


The submitter says, “This homemade card was used to propose marriage in a card game called Munchkin.” Honestly, I don’t care what the game was called; any surprise proposal game card that says this is pretty awesome: “If the answer is no then everyone is dead…of embarrassment and the game is over since you will probably need to have a long conversation.” Nerd humor is priceless.



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If it is likely for you to have sex in the back of a car, make sure to have your cell phone locked in your pocket or you will have really awkward talks with friends and family after. #LFMF
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Never get into a farting contest with a two year old. Even the winner loses. So does everyone else in the room. #LFMF
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Today, someone excitedly told me that my zodiac sign changed from Pisces to Aquarius. This is the sixth time somebody has annoyed me with this. People still actually believe in, and care, about this crap. FML
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Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML
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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, 'There's a sink full of dishes for you.' There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
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Today, I found out that my Mum has spent the money she's been saving for my wedding on moving house. She called saving for a wedding for me a 'pointless cause' as it's probably never going to happen now. I'm only 22. FML
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Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, 'Hey, whatever happened to that fat ***** you dated in your third year?' We've been dating since his second year. FML
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Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to 'get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner.' When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, 'Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now.' FML
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He's 11. You dont draw ***** on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it 'magic blocks' and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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happy friday!

Re: TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

Re: TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

OMG! I didn't even get to look at them yet. The orange cat that is licking the air- my mom's cat does that!! I've never seen another cat do it. No matter what, if you scratch a certain spot on his back he licks at the air, something, anything. If the dog is close enough, he'll even lick the dog.

Re: TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

thanks for posting - i totally needed that right now

Re: TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

Love the girl in the leopard dress and guy humping her in the back

Re: TGI FUNNIES!!!!!! 1/14/11

my favorites are:
angry shhitting asian man
'mooning' the pooh
like ALL of the after 12 ones... (drunken night)
the hellen keller one, thats a funny story between me, my moh and theresa (serenityetheral)