For Newlyweds Only - THIRSTY THURSDAY FUNNIES 1*20*11

Post new topic

Wedding Forums > For Newlyweds Only > THIRSTY THURSDAY FUNNIES 1*20*11

THIRSTY THURSDAY FUNNIES 1*20*11

Im_My_Own_Princess Posted: Jan 20, 2011 01:41 PM+

Im_My_Own_Princess MEMBER SINCE: 9/09 TOTAL POSTS : 8675 WEDDING DATE: Oct 09, 2010

Posted: Jan 20, 2011 01:41 PM

**THIRSTY THURSDAY FUNNIES 12011**

I know this is supposed to be both eerie and romantic, but I’m just picking up the eerie part. The horses are beautiful, but I feel like I’m looking at a ghost bride. A ghost bride who may or may not have Rachel Maddow’s hair cut.

because its so slow... some ugly/weird tattoos...

um..

anyway... lets continue with some funnies (hopefully)

--
Dressing rooms are not restrooms. Passing wind will be heard and if the room is surrounded by formica and is open at the top the sound will be amplified. #LFMF
--

If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

--
(917):

we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
--
(845):

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
--
(708):

He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..

--
(812):

according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying 'poor lil tink tink' over and over in my sleep
--
(603):

i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
--
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, 'GINGER! GINGER!' She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of 'the soulless creature.' FML
--
Today, I called my boss and said 'I have been awake since 3am throwing up.' He replied with 'Great, see you at 9' and hung up. FML
--
Today, my new boyfriend told me he's a musician for a living and that I should come see him perform sometime. Turns out he's a clown that plays the tuba for kids birthday parties. I'm petrified of clowns. FML
--
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
--
um.. the end

AngnShaun Posted: Jan 20, 2011 01:47 PM+

AngnShaun MEMBER SINCE: 6/09 TOTAL POSTS : 24129 WEDDING DATE: Jul 16, 2010

Posted: Jan 20, 2011 01:47 PM