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What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Original post by PeteysBride

In keeping with the one raunchy topic a day we've seemed to be doing -chuckles- whats your worst/funniest sex story? Doesn't have to be with the DH.

Mine...College-second year. A guy whose name I unfortunately don't even recall. Lots of booze, flirting, leads to his bedroom. So we're doing our thing-him not doing it very well I might add since I was dreaming of a milkshake not him - and then suddenly I caught the WORST cramp! You know the ones that make you feel your leg is about to break off? Well I start going 'Ooooo' and shrieking because it HURT and he, thinking yea he's a stud, goes, 'YEA BABY! THATS IT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!' then he made a hoofing noise that sounded like a bark, I kid you not..... I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only a cramp!




No such stories with the DH though
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!
Lools Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!





OMG!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!! That is too freaking hilarious!!
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by Lools

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!





OMG!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!! That is too freaking hilarious!!


And the SAD part is he was GORGEOUS!!! He looked like Jude Law!! It was SUCH a disappointment!!!
PeteysBride Posted:

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LMMFAO Marie... Wait I thought Brian was your first or did I misread that somewhere?

ruzi777 Posted:

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Posted by Lools

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!





OMG!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!! That is too freaking hilarious!!




PeteysBride Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by ruzi777

Posted by Lools

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!





OMG!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!! That is too freaking hilarious!!






Ok have to add to this-a guy I had one night with-and not a full one just messing around -tried to er..service him in his car and he put the overhead light on to watch and his boxers were..lets just say that wasn't a chcolate smear...so I who had had too much to drink, proceeded to puke. On him. In his boxers...yea...my puke was in good company lmao. NEVER again.
Brian and Marie Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by PeteysBride

LMMFAO Marie... Wait I thought Brian was your first or did I misread that somewhere?


He was the first and ONLY to go up the BUM for some BUTT LOVIN!!
ruzi777 Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by PeteysBride

Posted by ruzi777

Posted by Lools

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by MrsQ-in2007

Posted by Brian and Marie

Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!


NO WAY!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!


Tell me about it!! Especially when my mouth was lingering around the area!! I still don't know how I got outta of that one!!





OMG!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!! That is too freaking hilarious!!






Ok have to add to this-a guy I had one night with-and not a full one just messing around -tried to er..service him in his car and he put the overhead light on to watch and his boxers were..lets just say that wasn't a chcolate smear...so I who had had too much to drink, proceeded to puke. On him. In his boxers...yea...my puke was in good company lmao. NEVER again.


Sorry

You got him Back
PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by PeteysBride

LMMFAO Marie... Wait I thought Brian was your first or did I misread that somewhere?


He was the first and ONLY to go up the BUM for some BUTT LOVIN!!


-dies- wait the guy or Brian? cause if not Brian TEACH that boy! its fun.
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by PeteysBride



Ok have to add to this-a guy I had one night with-and not a full one just messing around -tried to er..service him in his car and he put the overhead light on to watch and his boxers were..lets just say that wasn't a chcolate smear...so I who had had too much to drink, proceeded to puke. On him. In his boxers...yea...my puke was in good company lmao. NEVER again.


LMFAO!!!!

We seem to have SOOOO much in common!!!

I don't know how I didn't PUKE on him!!
Brian and Marie Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by PeteysBride

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by PeteysBride

LMMFAO Marie... Wait I thought Brian was your first or did I misread that somewhere?


He was the first and ONLY to go up the BUM for some BUTT LOVIN!!


-dies- wait the guy or Brian? cause if not Brian TEACH that boy! its fun.


BRIAN's the only one to have had the privelage of sticking his C*CK up my @SS!!

PeteysBride Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by PeteysBride



Ok have to add to this-a guy I had one night with-and not a full one just messing around -tried to er..service him in his car and he put the overhead light on to watch and his boxers were..lets just say that wasn't a chcolate smear...so I who had had too much to drink, proceeded to puke. On him. In his boxers...yea...my puke was in good company lmao. NEVER again.


LMFAO!!!!

We seem to have SOOOO much in common!!!

I don't know how I didn't PUKE on him!!


Its really sad now when I sit here and think lol how many sordid sex stories I have. i mean my normal vertical luck is bad too lol-friend of mine says they should make a sitcom after me and the ridiculous **** that happens to me-I think comes with being an aquarius-we attract chaos.
PeteysBride Posted:

Re: What's your most RIDICULOUS Woo Hoo story?

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by PeteysBride

Posted by Brian and Marie

Posted by PeteysBride

LMMFAO Marie... Wait I thought Brian was your first or did I misread that somewhere?


He was the first and ONLY to go up the BUM for some BUTT LOVIN!!


-dies- wait the guy or Brian? cause if not Brian TEACH that boy! its fun.


BRIAN's the only one to have had the privelage of sticking his C*CK up my @SS!!



All righty then! Good job for him.
ruzi777 Posted:

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Brian and Marie Posted:

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Edited on request!!

Damn lurkers are ruining everything!!!
ruzi777 Posted:

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PeteysBride Posted:

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EDITED on request of Ruzi.

imas98 Posted:

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rfilipofornow Posted:

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OMG, again you guys KILL me! this thread is freaking funny!

i just wish i had my own story to add to it, but i've never been one for any sort of crazy sexcapades, much to DH's disappointment
babygirl71777 Posted:

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mine was in my college days.... i went to visit my friends in college. we went to this party and this guy that was friends with my friend was there and i was sooooo over him. well i got really drunk asked him to go back to his room to 'watch a moive' so we get back to his room his roomate was there he kicked him out and then we started watching amovie. a few mins into the movie we take to well you know..... and like 5 mins into it the guy falls asleep i should say... PASS ES THE F*UCK OUT!!!! i mean passes out!!! he started snoring and making alll kind of weird noises i was freaked out so i TRIED to leave and he heard me to he asked me to lay with him and i did. i fell asleep woke up the next morning next to him grabbed my stuff and ran for the hills i couldnt believe i slept in someones bed i didnt know and was willing to do more with him the night before the rest of the weekend we had to make sure we didnt go the parties he was at cause i felt like the a$$ lol

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