In keeping with the one raunchy topic a day we've seemed to be doing -chuckles- whats your worst/funniest sex story? Doesn't have to be with the DH.
Mine...College-second year. A guy whose name I unfortunately don't even recall. Lots of booze, flirting, leads to his bedroom. So we're doing our thing-him not doing it very well I might add since I was dreaming of a milkshake not him - and then suddenly I caught the WORST cramp! You know the ones that make you feel your leg is about to break off? Well I start going 'Ooooo' and shrieking because it HURT and he, thinking yea he's a stud, goes, 'YEA BABY! THATS IT! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!' then he made a hoofing noise that sounded like a bark, I kid you not..... I didn't have the heart to tell him it was only a cramp!
No such stories with the DH though
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mine was with DH. We used to do the dirty in his car because his parents were always home. So we found a nice little spot in a park at night where we though no one would go. We're going at it for about 10 minutes when I see somehting out the window. DH turns around thinking its a cop and we're pulling our clothes back on panicking.....it turns out to be a guy walking his dog WATCHING US we high-tailed outta there and that was the last time we used the car
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me and DH doing it in a parking lot of the mall... and mall security catches us...god knows how...and taps on the steamy fogged up window...and than hes like u 2 need to get out of here, and THAN he proceeds to NOT leave and kept watching us...until DH rolled down the window and said F*cKk off... ahahah
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I love these stories, you girls are killin me...after a LONG night of studying last night and today and having a midterm today, all i needed was stories of dirty boys @sses and dog shiit hair!
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Posted by Brian and Marie
Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!
OMG funniest thing I ever heard.....until this:
I was 16 years old and got busted 'Riding' my boyfriend!! My parents weren't home so we thought we were golden!! My room was on top of the garage so we'd def hear if they came home!! Well sneaky Mommy came in through the front door (she never does that) and walk in on us!! She started screaming 'Are you F*CKING my daughter??? Are you F*CKING my daughter?' All I could think was 'NO MA- I'M F*CKING HIM!!'
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Posted by Aug07OFCbride
I love these stories, you girls are killin me...after a LONG night of studying last night and today and having a midterm today, all i needed was stories of dirty boys @sses and dog shiit hair!
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Posted by Brian and Marie
Oh and then there's the one where a guy had a tiny turd hanging from his @SS!!! Long story- I'll have to share at our next GTG!! Needless to say that was the last time I ever hooked up with him!!
OMG funniest thing I ever heard.....until this:
I was 16 years old and got busted 'Riding' my boyfriend!! My parents weren't home so we thought we were golden!! My room was on top of the garage so we'd def hear if they came home!! Well sneaky Mommy came in through the front door (she never does that) and walk in on us!! She started screaming 'Are you F*CKING my daughter??? Are you F*CKING my daughter?' All I could think was 'NO MA- I'M F*CKING HIM!!'
AAWWW- Thanks!! My life has been quite amusing!!
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Posted by Aug07OFCbride
I love these stories, you girls are killin me...after a LONG night of studying last night and today and having a midterm today, all i needed was stories of dirty boys @sses and dog shiit hair!
