when did u know the honeymoon was over?

DH always warned me that if I 'went #2' while he was in the bathroom, that the 'honeymoon'; and 'romance' was over.
Well... tonight I was laying on his chest/stomach when he let one lose...a silent but deadly..and he did not even warn me until I jumped up and cursed!
What the eff! that was not cool!

Hahahaha. DH and I have been doing that for years.

Don't worry, the romance isn't even close to being over!

Jerry does that all the time!!

i still don't like to fart in front of DH.

i'll tell him 'i let it die inside.' from holding it in

I'm gonna use that line.

Probably sounds lame, but we don't fart in front of each other. He surprisingly after all these years has held strong. We've talked about it and his main motivation is that his father still doesn't rip @ss in front of his mom after 42 years of marriage and he thinks thats really cool. And quite frankly, so do I! I have NO interest in ripping one in front of him. I actually hate farts.

I always see people say they never do it, but I don't get how that works. I try to be considerate and hold it until I can go to the bathroom, but sometimes it's not possible. What if there's like a playoff game or the season finale or a show on, and you have to, do you just get up and leave the room? What about if you are driving somewhere in the car?

I am totally serious. Ladies, I want to know.

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Posted by LisaR51510

I always see people say they never do it, but I don't get how that works. I try to be considerate and hold it until I can go to the bathroom, but sometimes it's not possible. What if there's like a playoff game or the season finale or a show on, and you have to, do you just get up and leave the room? What about if you are driving somewhere in the car?

I am totally serious. Ladies, I want to know.

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Clench. But seriously.

But every once in awhile, they still slip out. It's not healthy to keep it in!

as soon as I got home and found my bills on the table

um.. i have far worse gas than dh... but he'll rip them (i told you guys about how i consider him a skunk when he's mad right???)


i think i farted while taking pictures on our wedding day...


the hm was over for me when i was told by my dance director a week later that 'the honeymoon is over, get your act straight'.

i kinda died a little inside.

if thats what were going by... about 2 weeks into our relationship is when the hm was over lol

Umm.. DH and I have been 'tooting' (yes that's what we call it.) in front of each other for years!!! I actually started it by accident I think a year into us dating.

DH and I don't use the bathroom while the other is in it unless one is in the shower. I think once that happens then the honeymoon is over.

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Posted by LisaR51510

I always see people say they never do it, but I don't get how that works. I try to be considerate and hold it until I can go to the bathroom, but sometimes it's not possible. What if there's like a playoff game or the season finale or a show on, and you have to, do you just get up and leave the room? What about if you are driving somewhere in the car?

I am totally serious. Ladies, I want to know.

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DH and I have farted in front of each other for years (romantic, i know). However, I NEVER pooped when he was in the house. I'm not sure how I did that...but when I got pregnant, all of that changed. PG takes a relationship to a crazy new level that you wouldn't believe .

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Posted by Byrne2Be

I'm gonna use that line.

Probably sounds lame, but we don't fart in front of each other. He surprisingly after all these years has held strong. We've talked about it and his main motivation is that his father still doesn't rip @ss in front of his mom after 42 years of marriage and he thinks thats really cool. And quite frankly, so do I! I have NO interest in ripping one in front of him. I actually hate farts.

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This is me too! From day 1 I've told DH he CANNOT fart in front of me. He has to go to the bathroom. His family actually did fart in front of each other so he doesn't get it, but I stood firm on it. The only time I hear it are those that slip. Once he farted on my butt while we were sleeping, ewwwww, I hate farts!!!

I once dated a guy who said he doesnt believe girls should fart. Needless to say that did not last.

About a week into my relationship with DH, we were taking a walk and I had to really badly and held it in...well I was doubled over in pain and had to confess. He said 'that's ok you can hide behind a tree' and I will walk ahead. Ever since then that is our 'code' for farting: hiding behind a tree.:

so, farting is ok as long as we give fair warning. However I don't believe I will ever take a #2 while in the same room. That is our rule.