which poem do you like better ...please vote
they are both kinda long..so if you vote thanks :) :):)
# 1
You're having a baby and are as happy as can be
Please listen carefully and take some advice from me
When money is tight and you need 100 Grand
And all you want is to bury your head in the sand
Don't worry too much, you'll be able to find your way
If you can get by at least until next PayDay
No need to live on Fifth Avenue to make it all work out
We're going to share the ins and outs of what it's all about
Enjoy your new little bundle who’s your little Almond Joy
Name her Baby Ruth if a girl and Oh Henry if he's a boy
If twins are in your future Mike & Ike might be nice
Love the name you choose, for you don't get to pick it twice
When you first get home, there will be lots of shouts and cheers
As all will be excited to see the 3 Musketeers
If you have a Whopper of a time at figuring things out
And your lack of sleep makes you want to scream and shout
Give us a call and we'll help to lighten up your load
Friends can be Life Savers when you hit a Rocky Road
When you are oh so tired by the end of the day
And Whatchamacallit is the only name you can think to say
Don't fall to Pieces just try to relax and Take Five
The Razzles and Goo Goo sounds will be a Symphony come alive
If you become engorged, your breasts may really hurt
Be sure to dress those Mounds in a hip Milky Way shirt
If you have difficulty nursing, don't turn to your stud
He will be of little use for he's just a big Milk Dud
If you spill a little milk while you let your gaze linger
Don't be surprised if they call you Miss Butterfinger
If noises from the diaper sound like a Krackel in the air
Take a peek inside and check for a Hershey bar in there
When it's bath time and you're ready to wash your little love
Nothing is more gentle than a plain old bar of Dove
If you see Dots on their tush and know diaper rash is about
The best thing you can do is to let it just air out
If the crying is driving you Bonkers and you haven't seen a comb
You'll be very happy when the Big Daddy comes home
Never knew the Tearjerkers that Sugar Babies could be
These are the things they fail to mention when baby makes it three
You won't be getting out and may feel like two big Nerds
You'll long for the days when you were a couple of lovebirds
If your love life hits a Sour Patch and you're really in a Crunch
Call your hubby right at noon and invite him home for lunch
Go to Victoria's Secret and have a little shopping Spree
Who knows, someone looking to Skor might end up getting lucky
If Chuckles and Snickers are the major thing you fear
Because you're still feeling a little Chunky in the rear
Remember that he loves you like when he said “I do”
And you'll be a Jolly Rancher when the two of you are through
On a serious note, please heed this important advice
Having a new baby can be so very nice
Be a couple of Smarties and fall into each other's arms
Remember to say I love you and enjoy one another's Charms
Happy times are Good & Plenty if Hugs & Kisses you do share
Now that there are three of you there's more love in the air
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# 2
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone’s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.?______ ?On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I’m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion. ?You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS.
P.S sorry if this poem was dum dum
# 1
You're having a baby and are as happy as can be
Please listen carefully and take some advice from me
When money is tight and you need 100 Grand
And all you want is to bury your head in the sand
Don't worry too much, you'll be able to find your way
If you can get by at least until next PayDay
No need to live on Fifth Avenue to make it all work out
We're going to share the ins and outs of what it's all about
Enjoy your new little bundle who’s your little Almond Joy
Name her Baby Ruth if a girl and Oh Henry if he's a boy
If twins are in your future Mike & Ike might be nice
Love the name you choose, for you don't get to pick it twice
When you first get home, there will be lots of shouts and cheers
As all will be excited to see the 3 Musketeers
If you have a Whopper of a time at figuring things out
And your lack of sleep makes you want to scream and shout
Give us a call and we'll help to lighten up your load
Friends can be Life Savers when you hit a Rocky Road
When you are oh so tired by the end of the day
And Whatchamacallit is the only name you can think to say
Don't fall to Pieces just try to relax and Take Five
The Razzles and Goo Goo sounds will be a Symphony come alive
If you become engorged, your breasts may really hurt
Be sure to dress those Mounds in a hip Milky Way shirt
If you have difficulty nursing, don't turn to your stud
He will be of little use for he's just a big Milk Dud
If you spill a little milk while you let your gaze linger
Don't be surprised if they call you Miss Butterfinger
If noises from the diaper sound like a Krackel in the air
Take a peek inside and check for a Hershey bar in there
When it's bath time and you're ready to wash your little love
Nothing is more gentle than a plain old bar of Dove
If you see Dots on their tush and know diaper rash is about
The best thing you can do is to let it just air out
If the crying is driving you Bonkers and you haven't seen a comb
You'll be very happy when the Big Daddy comes home
Never knew the Tearjerkers that Sugar Babies could be
These are the things they fail to mention when baby makes it three
You won't be getting out and may feel like two big Nerds
You'll long for the days when you were a couple of lovebirds
If your love life hits a Sour Patch and you're really in a Crunch
Call your hubby right at noon and invite him home for lunch
Go to Victoria's Secret and have a little shopping Spree
Who knows, someone looking to Skor might end up getting lucky
If Chuckles and Snickers are the major thing you fear
Because you're still feeling a little Chunky in the rear
Remember that he loves you like when he said “I do”
And you'll be a Jolly Rancher when the two of you are through
On a serious note, please heed this important advice
Having a new baby can be so very nice
Be a couple of Smarties and fall into each other's arms
Remember to say I love you and enjoy one another's Charms
Happy times are Good & Plenty if Hugs & Kisses you do share
Now that there are three of you there's more love in the air
# 2
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone’s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.?______ ?On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I’m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion. ?You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS.
P.S sorry if this poem was dum dum
