Xmas bonus: Another funny from DH

So all the talk of xmas bonuses and parties reminded me I have a recent funny from DH.

DH works for a crappy company which every year gives them a barrel of NUTS for xmas. Yes nuts, not even DESIGNER nuts or anything, we're talking a BJ's wholesale KEG of nuts kind of thing...

So DH spoke to his Dad last Sunday and mentioned,

DH: 'Oh, we get the peanuts this week!'
FIL: 'Peanuts??'
DH:'Yeah. from the boss at work; its our Xmas bonus'
FIL: Well you know what they say... If you're giving out peanuts...

WAIT FOR IT...

'You're gonna get MONKEYS.'

i dont even get peanuts

=(