A joke or two (clean too!)

A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new
doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out,
screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked
what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had
her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the
hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, 'What's the
matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and
seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?' The new doctor
continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, 'And....
does she still have the hiccups?'

A seven-year-old little girl was excited when she went to Disney World for
the first time. She headed straight for Space Mountain. Her parents were
worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she
insisted. To her delight, she rode it twice. The next year the family
returned to Magic Kingdom, and the little girl, now eight, again raced to
Space Mountain. As they stood in line, though, the little girl was soberly
studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed. 'Dad,' she said, 'I
don't think I want to go.' Her dad asked her why she would be nervous when
she had enjoyed herself last time. She replied, 'This year I can read
better!'