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A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

MarcellaBella Thread views: 1,831

A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

My Big Fat HISPANIC Wedding
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*Nobody has invitations...only maps.
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*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day before...then calls 'No entiendo porque no te ha llegado.'
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*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
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*Hispanics never RSVP
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*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.
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*All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.
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*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a bottle at them.
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*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
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*People are taking food plates home...'para mañana.'
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*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others 'alla hay mas.'
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*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling them...'te quiero mucho.'
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*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.
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*There are twenty-seven bridesmaids. And twenty-seven sets of 'padrinos'
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*Everyone wants to be a 'madrina' for your wedding.
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*The cake was made by 'la senora que hace los bizcochos' instead of the bakery.
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*The wedding ends at midnight 'en el hall' but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the bride's house.

divabride Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

LMAO whats even funnier is you damn well know its all true!!!!!

BMD'sPeanut Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

that's cute. i wish there were more for other nationalities...

neesiepie Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I am half Latina and this is SOOOOO true!!!!!!

Don't forget to mention...if the reception starts at 7pm, your guests dont start arriving until 8:30!!!!!!!!!!!

BMD'sPeanut Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Posted by neesiepie

I am half Latina

What's the other half?

gaby25 Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

OMG, my friend recently e-mailed me that one and I completely forgot to post it on here.
but let me tell you that is all true!!!!!!!!!!!!

nan&dave Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Hilarious and very true, LMAO

divabride Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Wait till you hear this one...... My cousins from Guatemala who BTW I've only met once, want me to send an invitation to the immigration office so they can get into the country to come to 'La Boda'. Now how ghetto is that? My italian FI is in for a treat with this wedding!!!

Marcela1654 Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

LMAO!!! 'el hall'

divabride Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

And lets not start with the prom dresses your cousins are wearing to the wedding. OMG, I have tears im my eyes, I cant stop laughing!!!

neesiepie Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Posted by CIMINOK

Posted by neesiepie

I am half Latina

What's the other half?

My mom is Peruvian and my dad is Irish...which makes me SPIRISH!!!!

LOL@divabride...PROM DRESSES! LOLOL

JimmysBride Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Posted by MarcellaBella

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*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
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*Hispanics never RSVP
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*There are twenty-seven bridesmaids. And twenty-seven sets of 'padrinos'
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SOOOOO true!!! LMAO!!

neesiepie Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Posted by JimmysBride

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*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.

SOOOOO true!!! LMAO!!

How funny that my mom just called my aunt in Peru to tell her that it 1 invitation PER PERSON, NOT 20 EXTRAS!

Lisa Rose Thread views: 1,831

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OMG...I am LMAO!!!

I just read it to my husband...who is from El Salvador, who I know would have apprictaated it and he was laughing so hard!!

the thing about the invites is soooooooo true...we had to clarify that point to some people!!

neesiepie Thread views: 1,831

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I just posted this on a new topic...but for you girls who have a lot of family in other countries, how are you doing this when figuring out the incitations and guest list? Most of my family in Peru won't be able to come...but you dont know for sure until you get your RSVP's....how do you figure the amount of people for the catering hall????
I's so sad that a lot of my family over there wontbe able to come...it's sooooo expensive, their kids are in school and they cant spend all that money to fly in for just one weekend.....

Xelindrya Thread views: 1,831

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OMG that is ALL so very true.

especially:
*Hispanics never RSVP
-Im REALLY having problems with this. No one seems to understand the 'New york RSVP thing'. They honesty don't get it. 'I show up, I show up, if not then I don't what difference does it make? There should always be enough food for everyone, if not, you got there too late'

*sigh*

*People are taking food plates home...'para mañana.'
-I can see it now 'WHere are the paper plates? This is good stuff, shame to waste it.. I just want to take it home for tomorrow'

*shrug*

*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.
GOD YES!! I am really hoping no one remembers THIS particular tradition!

*cringe*

this is so funny, so sad and so true!

HappyEverAfter Thread views: 1,831

Re: A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

Posted by neesiepie

Posted by CIMINOK

Posted by neesiepie

I am half Latina

What's the other half?

My mom is Peruvian and my dad is Irish...which makes me SPIRISH!!!!

LOL@divabride...PROM DRESSES! LOLOL

Too funny, my mom is Dominican and my dad is Irish. I have never 'met' anyone w. that mix outside my family