A little Joke for Latin Brides.. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

My Big Fat HISPANIC Wedding
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*Nobody has invitations...only maps.
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*Family orders the invitations 3 months in advance and mails them out a day before...then calls 'No entiendo porque no te ha llegado.'
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*An average of 12 people attend per invitation.
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*Hispanics never RSVP
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*No one goes to church for the wedding, but everyone goes to the reception.
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*All the centerpieces are gone...and the reception has just started.
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*Everyone's kids are running around crazy and all you want to do is throw a bottle at them.
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*La comida has rice and beans and macaroni salad.
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*People are taking food plates home...'para mañana.'
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*People are taking huge pieces of cake home...and telling others 'alla hay mas.'
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*One of the relatives is drunk and hugging everyone telling them...'te quiero mucho.'
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*The dollar dance lasts over an hour with the same tune...and that's only with relatives.
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*There are twenty-seven bridesmaids. And twenty-seven sets of 'padrinos'
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*Everyone wants to be a 'madrina' for your wedding.
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*The cake was made by 'la senora que hace los bizcochos' instead of the bakery.
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*The wedding ends at midnight 'en el hall' but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the bride's house.