anyone else have animals that...

i have 3 cats. 2 are 1 1/2 years and finally calmed down somewhat BUT:
- 1 lays in the sink in the bathroom and won't get out
- meows at you and swipes at your hand if you go to turn the bathroom light off
-is the biggest instigator
- pees a freakin gallon and has been known to sh*t in a box or 2 (yes a a box lol)

the other
-is my little paper thief...anything paper related is torn up....including toilet paper
-sleeps on my face or head
-wakes me up by jumping from my dresser onto my stomaches in the morning b/c she wants to eat
-cries and cries to eat but when i put her food down, she just licks the gravy off and walks away so the others can eat it
-her way of playing is scratching and biting...she has no control over her long claws

NOW, #3, my baby Brrooklyn...i was ready to punt him out the door a week into having him
- he sh*ts in the bathtub b/c the litter isn't up to his standards
-tracks his sh*t all over the bathroom b/c he fails to cover it when he decides to go in the litter box
-steals anything and everything imaginable of mine and hides it so i can't find it (especially my cigarettes)
-steals food right off my plate if i'm sitting anywhere other than the dining room at the table
-runs and climbs walls and scratches his way down
-rips up the carpet
-jumps up on the counter with candles burning and constantly burns himself
-freakin talks back to me! if i yell at him, he meows back at me and we can just keep going back and forth

alyssa i love your cats

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Posted by CloudNine

alyssa i love your cats

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don't ever get a 3rd....for the love of God...please don't!!!!

how old is your little guy?

I dont have any animals but FHhas a cat and she likes to eat our food and if we get chicken or chinese we have to put our scraps in a plasic bag so she doesnt knock over the garbage.

My friend has 2 dogs and they steal her food off te counter and eat the cable box remotes oh and the male dog was humping her hubby the other day

and this is why i will have NO pets

My dog every Christmas tries to sneak under the Christmas tree and poop on the tree skirt, it's like she can't resist it! I have to keep it covered with gifts (or random crap) until we pack up the Christmas stuff. She drags our socks and unmentionables into her bed and then hides them under the couch which is great when you have people over and one of them finds its way out onto the floor! She does the paper thing too, the latest victim was the torn up shreds of my People magazine and my Flowerfield showcase invite

Oh yea best one by far - when she stayed at my mom's house no one was paying attention to her for all of like, 5 minutes so she ATE THE WALL. Went right up to the middle of the sheetrock wall and just ate giant chunks out of the middle of it, in a totally noticeable spot. My mom had to spackle it and keep her away until it dried.

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Posted by CloudNine

oh and kathryn...the meeeerr hing realy had me laughing out loud

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yea you should hear it for yourself. its hysterical when he does it

these stories are all so awesome, so funny!

and dont worry jackie, steve threatens to get rid of my cat too but they never do. john secretly loves that cat (as does steve haha)

My cat, Louie... he's a big boy. He will not let us take a cardboard box out of the house. It has to be his bed. No matter how small it is. He fails to realize he can't fit in a shoebox!!

He also drinks out of the toilet.

We have to feed him the juice of the wet food, but not the actual food, just the gravy. We have to squeeze it out and serve it to him like he's the King or something.

He likes to trip me going up the stairs. He'll wait for me to start walking up the stairs, then he'll run and cut me off so I trip on him. He thinks this is funny.

Whenever I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom he howls if I don't let him in the bathroom with me.

oh my cats freak out also if i dont let them in the bathroom with me..and im trying to pee and they are jumping on my lap....annoying!!

if i just had a camera...lil kitten was just head first in the trash with his butt hanging out