Anyone have a joke- I could use one today?

Answer:

One to screw it in, two to hear about the screwing part

> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of ourdays'.
> Flattered, the man replied: 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!'
> The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
break. Surely God wants us to drink This wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.
> The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'

> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Thank you all!!


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