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The Little Book of Stress
Calm is for wimps.
Get real
Get Stressed.
Your sarcastic friends & co-workers you bang your head against the wall with will love it! Only thing about it is, it's written by a Brit so there are one or two things that make absolutely no sense (guess it's Brit slang).
Anyway, here are a few pearls of wisdom from it:
LAUGHTER - THE WORST MEDICINE
The only time it is permissable to laugh is when you encounter the misfortune of others. But you can only laugh in their presence.
BE RUDE
Practice rudeness, not just to make others feel bad but also to make you feel bad about yourself. It's a win-win situation.
RUSH HOUR
Always travel during rush hour. Pay your toll fee with a credit card.
LATE AGAIN
If you're enjoying a physical relationship with a new man, give it a few weeks and then tell him you've missed your period. This information is best left on an answering machine.
BEDTIME READING
Write down your worries. Read the list before you go to bed.
AFTER HOURS
Always work late. It will make you feel tired, irritable and exploited.
The Little Book of Stress
Calm is for wimps.
Get real
Get Stressed.
Your sarcastic friends & co-workers you bang your head against the wall with will love it! Only thing about it is, it's written by a Brit so there are one or two things that make absolutely no sense (guess it's Brit slang).
Anyway, here are a few pearls of wisdom from it:
LAUGHTER - THE WORST MEDICINE
The only time it is permissable to laugh is when you encounter the misfortune of others. But you can only laugh in their presence.
BE RUDE
Practice rudeness, not just to make others feel bad but also to make you feel bad about yourself. It's a win-win situation.
RUSH HOUR
Always travel during rush hour. Pay your toll fee with a credit card.
LATE AGAIN
If you're enjoying a physical relationship with a new man, give it a few weeks and then tell him you've missed your period. This information is best left on an answering machine.
BEDTIME READING
Write down your worries. Read the list before you go to bed.
AFTER HOURS
Always work late. It will make you feel tired, irritable and exploited.
