Yes - first we put you thru the spanking machine, then we give you some punch to drink... If you are still alive, we send you over to LIF and see if you can survive them... then you some back to us, and we beat you severely - well, Cheryl beats you in all her frightful glory... then we make you wear a tiara and a butt veil, where you will pole dance for us for hours on end until you beg for no more....
Then, we will review your application, and get back to you...
xcalystax
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I wanna join toooooo. I tried to join before but I was shunned and never given a bridentologist name .
lipglossjunky73
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I wanna join toooooo. I tried to join before but I was shunned and never given a bridentologist name .
We shun no one!!!!
patticakes
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Girls! I haven't laughed like this in a long time! Thanks! I was beginning to worry!!!!
kittythestray
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NEW VICTIMS! I MEAN MEMBERS!!! How exciting!!!! Membership really dropped off after that mass suicide we had at that last wedding... All you need to do is: Be nice to each other Be kind to animals Drink Tequila (no worm, see above) Pole Dance Wear Thongs Don't take everything so seriously Make sure your napkins & tablecloth coordinate with your shoes
So, I name you all the following: jessandjimiswedding Aspen KimAMalone Thomas xcalystax Code**
**I am certain there was a glitch, we shun NO ONE!! I think you must have FMed me on the day I had root canal... or was it when I was abducted by our leader and forced into menail labor... I dson't know but I apologize!!
smara
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Posted by smara
You girls...
Watch it!
Dont make me report you... This post falls under alot of Code Violations
sr081906
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by smara
You girls...
Watch it!
Dont make me report you... This post falls under alot of Code Violations
what violations??????
CLMon7906
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Posted by kittythestray
NEW VICTIMS! I MEAN MEMBERS!!! How exciting!!!! Membership really dropped off after that mass suicide we had at that last wedding... All you need to do is: Be nice to each other Be kind to animals Drink Tequila (no worm, see above) Pole Dance Wear Thongs Don't take everything so seriously Make sure your napkins & tablecloth coordinate with your shoes
So, I name you all the following: jessandjimiswedding Aspen KimAMalone Thomas xcalystax Code**
**I am certain there was a glitch, we shun NO ONE!! I think you must have FMed me on the day I had root canal... or was it when I was abducted by our leader and forced into menail labor... I dson't know but I apologize!!
welcome new members!!!
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I must've had too much punch. I don't even remember the pole dance.
But I do remember my induction speech: I, waterspout4 Preston, will not be snarky!
lipglossjunky73
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Hey Kitty - did you read my induction rites? A little different than yours!
bellaro782
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KITTY FIGHT
bellaro782
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Posted by kittythestray
NEW VICTIMS! I MEAN MEMBERS!!! How exciting!!!! Membership really dropped off after that mass suicide we had at that last wedding... All you need to do is: Be nice to each other Be kind to animals Drink Tequila (no worm, see above) Pole Dance Wear Thongs Don't take everything so seriously Make sure your napkins & tablecloth coordinate with your shoes
So, I name you all the following: jessandjimiswedding Aspen KimAMalone Thomas xcalystax Code**
WELCOMEEEEEEEEE
kittythestray
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Hey Kitty - did you read my induction rites? A little different than yours!
YES - I LOVED it!!!!!!
lipglossjunky73
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Hey Kitty - did you read my induction rites? A little different than yours!
YES - I LOVED it!!!!!!
smara
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Posted by sr081906
Posted by smara
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by smara
You girls...
Watch it!
Dont make me report you... This post falls under alot of Code Violations
what violations??????
ummm, there so many to choose from, with this new icon anything can be a bad post. Fight, verbal abuse or maybe Topic belongs in another forum or I can also use the other field and make up my own crap
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I must've had too much punch. I don't even remember the pole dance.
don't worry. the lack of memory is just a result of a umm, well, a special ingredient in the punch....yeaah..........that's it!
waterspout4
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'special' ingredient. uh-huh.
utwo16
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Posted by jessandjimiswedding
i wanna be one!
is there an induction ceremony?!
Yes - first we put you thru the spanking machine, then we give you some punch to drink... If you are still alive, we send you over to LIF and see if you can survive them... then you some back to us, and we beat you severely - well, Cheryl beats you in all her frightful glory... then we make you wear a tiara and a butt veil, where you will pole dance for us for hours on end until you beg for no more....
Then, we will review your application, and get back to you...
jessandjimiswedding
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Posted by kittythestray
NEW VICTIMS! I MEAN MEMBERS!!! How exciting!!!! Membership really dropped off after that mass suicide we had at that last wedding... All you need to do is: Be nice to each other Be kind to animals Drink Tequila (no worm, see above) Pole Dance Wear Thongs Don't take everything so seriously Make sure your napkins & tablecloth coordinate with your shoes
So, I name you all the following: jessandjimiswedding Aspen KimAMalone Thomas xcalystax Code**
**I am certain there was a glitch, we shun NO ONE!! I think you must have FMed me on the day I had root canal... or was it when I was abducted by our leader and forced into menail labor... I dson't know but I apologize!!
I, Aspen, promise to obey the above.
AMGBride2008
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I, Thomas, hearby agree to all of the above rules and regs.
