BACHELORETTE PARTY WEEKEND!!!! YOU DONT EVEN......KNOW!!!!!!- UPDATED WITH LINK TO PICS!!!!!!!

OMG Ok so SATURDAY was the most amazing day!!! Friggin gorgeous weather out!! I was hanging out in a tank top and shorts and flip flops. UGH SO MANY THINGS! So I'm going to start from the beginning!

6:30 AM- wake up and go into NYC for a facial

11AM- come backto LI and get picked up by my MOH Rosella and she takes me to a spa for a mani/pedi- WHICH I DESPERATELY NEEDED!!! My toes looked like monkey claws The color we picked is this total vamp pink too and we flip the bottle over and its called BACHELORETTE BASH- we looked at each other and were like- PERFECT!

12:30 AM- go to my friends house and get BLINDFOLDED AND BOUND and get taken on a car ride to DIVA FIT POLE DANCING STUDIO!!! AWESOME!!!! We did a routine and sh video taped it. The class was like 2 hours and she taught us a whole bunch of shiit. The routine that she taped was to the song 'Crazy B!tch' by Buckcherry. It was AWESOME!!! I showed FH yesterday and he was VERY pleased with my new skills

3PM- back to my house, shower and get changed into sexy jammies

5PM- get blindfolded again and taken to mystery location (my friends house) where they had food and games and a whole bunch of stuff lined up for the whole night. IM STILL BLINDFOLDED FOR ABOUT 20-30 mins until I hear music start playing and Rosella 'pretends' to spill a drink and gets me up off the couch then i feel something touching me and I wasn't sure what it was but then...im feeling and it feels low...and I'm like 'WHAT IS THIS???? WHAT IS THISS???????????' And I feel around and pat him on the top of the head and SCREAMED!!! BECAUSE IT WAS A MIDGET!!!!!!! He was dressed in a little Fireman's Costume!!! IT WAS FUUCKING AWESOME!!! LMFAO!!! He was there for about 30 mins and he did little dances and everything. One of my BM hid in the bathroom the whole time because she was so freaked out So he had a thong on with a little snake puppet at the end and toward the middle of the dance he friggin whips it out- yes IT- I saw dirty uncircumcized midget stripper D*CK!!!! PHE-NOM-E-NAL!!!

Ok so now I have no idea what times things happened...I started drinking more now and it gets kinda foggy, but we ate dinner and then the doorbell rang so they made me answer it and it was a Card reader/psychic. So I got a psychic reading that I would say could potentially be about 75% accurate....some stuff she was feeding me was totally BS and I guess only time will tell but it was cool and very entertaining.

So THEN we play Marry Date or Dump and the doorbell rings again and its MARIE(BrianandMarie) AND HER SISTER JEN!!!!!! WE HAD A PASSION PARTY!!!! WOOOO!!!! We learned the art of erotic massage...even if it was manhands It was really fun and I got a whole bunch of good stuff!!! I told Dan all about the Gigi he has to take on tour this summer for those lonely nights w/o me

Ok so then they're talking ordering pizza so I'm drunk and trying to stay awake so I'm drinking espresso and chatting in the dining room when all of a sudden a very attractive yound man appears in the living room- and I'm like- DID HE BRING THE PIZZA???

SO I GOT A BIT OF A DANCE!!!! I got to do the titanic again too...everyone had a blast and the next day we go and survey the damage and have brunch with the men It was awesome!!


FH's bachelor party was alot of fun too! He went target shooting with his friends and brothers with flyers of the stripper I was getting that night! He showed me the damage....he's very accurate- I'm a little nervous . So then he went to AC and won some $$ on roulette betting on black He had some entertainment too I think they beat him up a little though- He had a great time and everything was fine!!! Minus a few bumps and bruises from the pole and I'm still hung over it was a TOP FUUCKING NIGHT!!!!


THANK YOU SO MUCH ROSELLA FOR EVERYTHING!!! YOU SERIOUSLY ARE THE BEST MOH EVER!!! My BP and my friends really did go above and beyond!!! I had such a blast! Definately something I will never forget (most parts anyway) ...NOW IM READY TO GET MARRIED!!!!!

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UPDATE!!!!

I HAVE A LINK TO SOME PICS!!!!

SNAPFISH LINK

Ok I warn you!!!- I haven't seen them all yet myself and a few are really bad....I might just upload them to my album....

WELL ENJOY!!! HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVS:






totally saw others i wanted to post but i feared it would get pulled because they're TOTALLY raunchy!!!

Sounds like so much fun! And OMG the midget!!!

I KNOW!!!!- I need to get pics!!! I will def post some tonight! When Rosella comes on she'll post some too I'm sure!

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Sounds like you had an awesome time!

OMG that is hysterical, what a fantastic idea...you def. have some clever girls!!!! That sounds like so much fun....are you allowed to post any pictures?!??!

wow!!! that sounds like so much fun! i hope my BP does something great for me too!!!

WOW sounds like you had an amazing time!!! I can't beleive they got you a midget!!! Incredible

I can't believe you got a midget

Sounds like it was an awesome time.

I KNOW!!! I SERIOUSLY HAD A BLAST!!! MY FRIGGIN 19 year old COUSIN found the midget from dwarfentertainers.com or something like that,.....fan-fuucking-tastic!!!!


It was jsut an action packed evening and I loved that it was just hanging with the girls...that was my fav!

Yay Jess I am so glad that you had a great time!!!! Veronica told me about everything and I knew you would love it!!!! I might have to look into that class

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Yay Jess I am so glad that you had a great time!!!! Veronica told me about everything and I knew you would love it!!!! I might have to look into that class

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OMG DO IT!!!!! We're going to start taking them regularly after I get back from my HM....it was great workout too!!!

So glad you had a great time. that is hysterical they had a midget!!!