Being fake

Confession: My front teeth and one of my eye teeth are fake. But they look SO much better than the old ones so I don't mind the fakeness.

Also, my hair really is red but I dye it blonde every so often to make it lighter.

And my attitude towards my co-workers - completely false.

But the rest of me is real. I can deal with a little fakeness.

Shhh! You weren't supposed to tell!

I am a natural blonde but I started getting highlights a few years ago because my hair was getting darker.

I had lasik a few years ago because I was beyond blind. (I was actually one step from legally blind)

I had braces in my 20's and my teeth still aren't perfect.

I have a metal plate and 8 screws in my left arm from a car accident. The bone in my arm was crushed.

I do not wear contacts and blue is my natural eye color. I get this question all the time.

Everything else is 100% real super me.

I die my hair, all the time. I let my hair guy do what ever he wants. I have highlights this time around. Not a fan.

Um, I think that's about it.

I want to get otoplasty. But I am chicken shite.

I have never had my physical appearance altered. even my 'highlights' look the same to everyone.

the only thing fake about me is 2 of my 7 personalities.

they are real fake bitches. watch out for them.

I dye my hair darker than what it actually is, so most people don't really even know what my real hair color is.

I also want to get lasik done but I'm a bit scared to have someone working on my eye.

Life by push up bra is my way.

My hair is really curly and I straighten it as best as I can every day. I dyed it brown once and loved it so much that I'm considering doing it again.

Teeth: totally had braces but my teeth has since shifted

hair color: fake; I've got black hair, but dye it brown and red, and sometimes put blonde highlights in it

hair being straight: fake (thank GOD for Japanese Hair Straightening)

teeth: fake (braces - but I want to go back b/c they're not how I like them); also had bleaching done - ask Jess

eyes: real - although I get questioned CONSTANTLY

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Posted by itslaurie.

can I just tell you, that I read that you had one fake eye at first.

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We think alike.

Teeth - I had braces for 2 1/2 years, including head gear

Hair - Curly, I blow it out daily. Sometimes I let the Boricua in me come out and go au natural

As far as my personality, I'm as real as real can get.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im all real baby...except for my highlights.

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you fake hair wearing b1tch. you know you're on my tip. now why you wanna front on me.


I am guilty of the push up bra fakeness...but the cleavage is all mine

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Posted by kittythestray

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Posted by itslaurie.

can I just tell you, that I read that you had one fake eye at first.

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We think alike.

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Same here. I had to read it twice.

inside Kat's head....
Wait, I met her and I didn't notice she had a fake eye. Which one is it? Is that why she wears glasses? Let me read that again.

Ooooooohhhhhh. Wow. Blonde moment. Seriously.

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Posted by superkat
blue is my natural eye color. I get this question all the time.

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Ditto.

My eye color is real. I find that question annoying, my eye color is not that weird that it looks fake.

Hair color - I am not sure what my natural hair is but I think it's a dark brown.

Teeth - fake. I got veneers - I have genetically yellow teeth which means they can't be whitened.

Eyebrows - tattooed on because I plucked them out as a young 'un but they never grew back.

The rest - Just me.

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Posted by superkat

inside Kat's head....
Wait, I met her and I didn't notice she had a fake eye. Which one is it? Is that why she wears glasses? Let me read that again.
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ME TOO!

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Posted by kittythestray

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Posted by superkat
blue is my natural eye color. I get this question all the time.

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The rest - Just me.

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the only time people question my eye color is when the colors are not the same in each eye.

occasionally, one will look bluer-greyer and another will look greener.

they change hue often...bet. blue/green/grey and a cool turquoise-ish color....most often seen after I

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Posted by JessicaM.

they change hue often...bet. blue/green/grey and a cool turquoise-ish color....most often seen after I

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Uggh. I never look in the mirror after I have cried. I look like a monster. If you don't believe me, you should see my wedding video.

Funny Fake Story.

At a bar and a guy asked me if my boobs are real. I say, 'Uh yeah, why'.

Idiot: 'I didn't know they made them that small anymore'