Being fake

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Posted by chikita315

Funny Fake Story.

At a bar and a guy asked me if my boobs are real. I say, 'Uh yeah, why'.

Idiot: 'I didn't know they made them that small anymore'

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BULLSH!T.

that did not happen. M-lo...you are nuts.

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Posted by chikita315

Funny Fake Story.

At a bar and a guy asked me if my boobs are real. I say, 'Uh yeah, why'.

Idiot: 'I didn't know they made them that small anymore'

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glad it's fake you psycho! your tatas are hot.

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by chikita315

Funny Fake Story.

At a bar and a guy asked me if my boobs are real. I say, 'Uh yeah, why'.

Idiot: 'I didn't know they made them that small anymore'

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BULLSH!T.

that did not happen. M-lo...you are nuts.

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I swear on my life.
Man made fun of the ity bity tities

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Posted by JessicaM.

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Posted by M&S Sept12006

Im all real baby...except for my highlights.

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you fake hair wearing b1tch. you know you're on my tip. now why you wanna front on me.


I am guilty of the push up bra fakeness...but the cleavage is all mine

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You're a fukking trip Jessica you really are.

I wear push ups yes I do...

Hair : So fake, I don't think I've been the same color for more than a year at best.

Teeth: I had braces as a kid, but they've since shifted.

Everything else: All me!

hair: i was a WHITE blond when i was lil....now i get my highlites

eyes: real

azz: def real

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Posted by JeanineHubert

azz: def real

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it's real and it's spectacular.

Hair/Fake: Natural dark blond but do Highlights to make it blonder

Boobs/Real: get asked all the time if I had a 'boob job' - truth: all me! Had them since 11 years old

Fake: I wear heels to hide how short I am. I fool most people unless I wear flats.

I will become blond if I stay on the sun by the beach and more red hair if I stay on the sun in my backyard.

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Posted by greenfreak

What about nails? I'm au natural. They'd get ruined if I cared enough to have them done.

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I used to go that route and have really long 'long island girl' nails, but then I got in touch with my natural side and now I keep them neat and short. I don't even polish them.

Hair: Does it count if you had to dye your hair back to its original color so your head didn't look like a calico cat?

(If so, then my hair color is fake)

Teeth - no braces but the 4 front teeth have laminates.

Boobs - sadly real but that will change after kids.

Stomach - skin removal immediately after children. I have been staring at this apron way too long after weight loss.

I use Sun-In in the summer
I always wear makeup - so I guess that is fake coverup

that is it. I am too lazy to do add hotness with fakeness. Maybe fake boobs one day if I hit the lotto. That would be sweet.

I have never dyed my hair (beyond Sun in and red once for Halloween)
I have only gotten my nails done twice (prom and wedding)
I always wear flats
I rarely wear a bra, much less a push up bra (A cup so no reason to really)

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Posted by greenfreak

What about nails? I'm au natural. They'd get ruined if I cared enough to have them done.

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I can't have fake nail. They have to be short too.

Who wants a massage with a bunch of scratches.

I dye my hair red - its usually auburn brown (or gray at this point)

I pretend to like people I dont all the time. I have to as part of my job....

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Posted by itslaurie.

can I just tell you, that I read that you had one fake eye at first.

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OMG me too!

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Posted by SuzBride

I rarely wear a bra, much less a push up bra (A cup so no reason to really)

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I am SO JEALOUS!

I have to wear a bra - 34DD!!!

Hate it - It will change after children - I promise you that!

My hair has been every length and color under the sun and I like it that way. (actually never did any true primary colors - hmmm...)

makeup sometimes.... not always.

ok sometimes my nails are fake.
i wear bronzer and blush every day. . . so my tan is definitely fake. . . my cousin saw me before i put my bronzer on one day and thought i was sick lol

i dont know if this counts as being fake or not. BUT i do SOMETHING to every single hair on my body. wax eyebrows, bleach arms, shave head to toe every other day etc.

i am italian - so hair removal is a daily ritual. . . FH has NO IDEA lol - you know when people talk hypothetically about being deserted on an island? my first thought is to panic about how horrendous my eyebrows and face will look - like the wolfman

I am ALL real!!!!!!!!!!!

Except I do wear contacts.

ETS: I get asked if my blue eyes are real too, what's up with that?

And I also totally thought Greeny said she had a fake eye.