can i make 5000 posts by my wedding??

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Posted by BJandDan

You know that you are totally going to hit 5000 by your wedding right?!?!?!?!?!

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thanks to u!!!

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Posted by evnme

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Posted by BJandDan

You know that you are totally going to hit 5000 by your wedding right?!?!?!?!?!

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thanks to u!!!

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I've had some help in my M.I.A. days!

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Posted by BJandDan

keeping my fingers crossed that no one else takes it.

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thanks!

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Posted by BJandDan

WElll.......... FH is home...... maybe you'll be on later to chat?

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sure thing! tata

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Posted by BJandDan

Do you have anything else to do for the wedding?

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just final vendor meetings i think

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Posted by BJandDan

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Posted by evnme

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Posted by BJandDan

You know that you are totally going to hit 5000 by your wedding right?!?!?!?!?!

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thanks to u!!!

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I've had some help in my M.I.A. days!

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true

Can I help - you are just not getting there quick enough

Soon you will long pass me hmmm you must have lots of free time - since it took me um how long to reach 5K

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Posted by Rob-luvs-me

Can I help - you are just not getting there quick enough

Soon you will long pass me hmmm you must have lots of free time - since it took me um how long to reach 5K

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hahaha

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Posted by BJandDan

Anyone home?

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i'm here now hun!

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Posted by JohnnysGirl350

it's getting close - think you'll make it?

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i hope so!!!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered fourth grade.

The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some US history. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?''

She saw the blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. 'Patrick Henry, 1775.'

'Very good!' said the teacher. 'Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'

Again, no response except from Pedro; 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863.'

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!'

She heard a loud whisper; 'Screw the Mexicans!'

'Who said that?' she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up, 'Jim Bowie, 1836.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glared and asked, 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Pedro answered, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, 'You little ****. If you say anything else, I will kill you!'

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.'

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, 'Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!'

Pedro whispered, 'Saddam Hussein, 2003.'

Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, as someone shouted, 'Duck!'

A teacher, just walking by, asked, 'Who said that?'

Pedro replied, '**** Cheney, 2006.'

Now you have to answer this - ONE post PER answer

( )Smoked a cigarette

( ) Drank so much you threw up -

( ) Crashed a friend's car --

( ) Stolen a car

( ) Been in love

( ) Been dumped

( ) Shoplifted

( ) Been fired/laid off--

( ) Quit your job

( ) Been in a fist fight

( ) Snuck out of your parent's house

( ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ---

( ) Been arrested.

( ) Gone on a blind date.

( ) Lied to a friend.

( ) Skipped school.

( ) Seen someone die

( ) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

( ) Been on a plane

( ) Been lost

( ) Been on the opposite side of the country.

( ) Gone to Washington, DC

( ) Swam in the ocean

( ) Felt like dying

( ) Cried yourself to sleep

( ) Played cops and robbers

( ) Recently colored with crayons

( ) Sang karaoke

( ) Paid for a meal with only coins

( ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

( ) Made prank phone calls...

( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

( ) Danced in the rain

( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe

( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

( ) Blown bubbles

( ) Made a bonfire on the beach

( ) Crashed a party

( ) Gone roller-skating

( ) Ice-skating

1. Any nicknames?

2. Mother's name?

3. What is your favorite drink?

4. Tattoos?

5. Body piercing?

6. How much do you love your job?

7. Birthplace:

8. Ever been to Africa?

9. Ever steal any traffic signs?

10. Ever been in a car accident?

11. 2 Door or 4 Door?

12. Salad dressing ?

13, Favorite pie?

14. Favorite number?

15. Favorite movie?

16. Favorite holiday?

17. Favorite food?

18. Favorite smell?

19. What do you do to relax?

20. Message to your friends/family reading this?

21. How do you see yourself in 10 years?

22. What do you enjoy receiving?