Can we have a Tuesday Vent Session?

Dear Christmas:

Could you please get here faster b/c i really would like my work week to end sooner. As of right now it's moving at the pace of stupid.

Dear some co-workers:

Please read e-mails carefully before attacking me

Dear Body:

Why must you hurt so badly around your time of the month? It puts me in a really bad mood! (haha)

Dear certain friend:

Please don't put words in my mouth and stop repeating yourself, I heard you five hundred times.

Dear Christmas Again: Please bring me lots of money so I can fork it over to the nice people at Chase Visa- they would like their money back'

Next........

Dear FMIL's fat BF-
Can you please stop eating dunkin donuts all day long in my house, I can not be liable for your inevitable heart attack.



Dear FH-
Can you please turn off the caps in our emails and stop blaming it 'work'



Dear Pain in the neck [literally]-
I can no longer move my left arm. Are you happy now?

Dear FH Family: Please let me know if you are contibuting ANYTHING to the wedding. The saying and not doing is getting annoying esp. since I am anal retentive. But thanks for doing the calligraphy.

Dear Mom: Face it I am not having a fairytale princess wedding. It will be bright and loud unique and fun just like me and FH.

Dear Chanukah: Thank you for the 8 days of presents but c'mon its getting expensive!

Dear FH: I love you but we both need to RELAX and unstress.

Dear BM: Quit being such a tool and be a friend. Stop copping out on my. Your my only LI BM and you know I need you. Seriously just see me everyother week. You manage too see your BF everyday!

Dear Employer: Can we have Dec 22- Jan 2 off like everyone else in our industry?

Dear Body: I realize you have gained some weight and while you still fit into your size 4s watchout b.c it will catch up with you.

Dear Long island Politicians: MAKE AFFORDABLE HOUSING. I really dont like living in a crappy apt in a house. You will soon lose FH and I from the island unless you create some housing we can afford under $350,000.


OK that's it! Good thread Dev!

Dear God, Stop the snow...I can't drive in it.

Dear Lottery God, give me the winning numbers.

Dear Russo's, since I am paying you for my wedding, can my daughter get married there for free? Just a though.

Dear Peter, finish all your projects at home. The towel rack will not fix itself.

Dear dad/ Corp. Pres.
Stop blaming me for your mistakes. i have neough onmy plate in this office and enough headaches to worry about. Oh and how about you do ur OWN x-mas shopping for ur wife. im done with my shopping.

Dear Bank,
Thanks for finally getting my check order correct. its bad enough that u sent me the wrong checks 3 times and now I have 6000 bad checks laying around but now i have to do 2 weeks worth of invoice in one damn day. Yes ihave written over 64 checks today.

Dear self,
STOP EATING!!! ur thighs are starting to feel the effects of all the food u have been shoving down ur throat.


ETA:
Dear Hunny ( FH)
stop trying on clothes and then throwing them in the hamper when they dont look right...try folding something once in a while so that my arm can stop hurting form all the ironing.

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Posted by Nina



Dear Peter, finish all your projects at home. The towel rack will not fix itself.

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HAHA I need to amend mine and add that for Chris. Ex: PS2 does not smell up the house like the garbage you say you will take out but 'forget' to do. Press pause and BRB.

Dear FH- why-oh-why can't you stick to our Christmas budget??? I know your family is great, but I'm sure they could live without all the crap you have needlessly bought them. I know I could have...

Dear Stomach- why must you insist on craving chocolate & holiday snacks all day and all night for the entrire month of December? And self restraint, where are you when I need you???

Dear Dog- I know I'm home today, but stop asking to go out already. I have walked you four times today, I know you are faking when you whine at the door while I'm on LIW. Cut it out!

Dear FH, can you please have some input on our invites..not all 300+ are 'nice'..

Dear cold: please go away sneezing this green stuff out all day isnt working for me

Dear dughters teacher: stop sending 5 homeworks home a day shes in 2nd grade not learning how to be a rocket scientist

One more:

Dear Mother nature,

REALLY? This nice in December? Are yougoing to try kill us in Jan and Feb?? You have me worried.

Dear Mom:
Please stop inviting your friends that I don't know to my wedding. All 20+ of them. They are not getting invitations so cut the sh!t. You are making yourself look stupid. And you better not demand that I return your Christmas gifts again this year. I'm too fat & tired to go back to the stores.
AND quit telling me to 'accept' that I will be fat at my wedding. I do not accept that. I will lose the weight.

Dear Dad:
Stop giving me grief about Christmas. FH has a family who wants to see us too. Deal with it. You can't have us for every minute of every holiday.

Dear FH:
Please do not wait until Christmas Eve as usual to do shopping. Its annoying. Take the time. Put some thought into things. And don't give me stuff to wrap at 8 pm please.

Dear Vet Who Killed My Cat:
I do not forgive you. 'Sorry' doesn't cut it.

Dear weekend, please come faster...these past 2 days have gone by at a turtle's pace and we still have 3 more to go!

Dear Boss, please don't wait until the last minute to tell me if I'm getting a bonus this year - I have a wedding to plan and u have no idea how much I need this $$$ right now

Dear weather God, please take the snow away from New Mexico and send it here to NY...with these 50 degree temperatures it feels alot more like Easter than Christmas

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Posted by pupidda122505


Dear weather God, please take the snow away from New Mexico and send it here to NY...with these 50 degree temperatures it feels alot more like Easter than Christmas

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And this, Santina bella, is why I love you

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Posted by DNicholes

One more:

Dear Mother nature,

REALLY? This nice in December? Are yougoing to try kill us in Jan and Feb?? You have me worried.

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love your avatar very creative

Ok here goes!!

Dear Non-drivers- your car is not gonna move....the gas is on the right!!!! so stop creating traffic!!

Dear FMIL- can you stop making a mess in the house and blaming it on other people!! there are only 3 of that live there and it's not us

Dear c0-worker- get over it already! move on- I don't want to hear over and over and over the same problems!!

Dear Laundry,
Please wash and fold yourself.

Dear FH,
Please do something off your 'list'....it's only getting longer! Start closing the dresser drawers when you are done, I know they aren't opening themselves!

Dear FBIL,
Please move out so I can move in

Dear boss
Stop being a prick. Take your meds daily please for my sake.

Dear FH
Make me stop eating and start working out more.
Stop making a mess and never cleaning up after yourself.

Dear Dad,
Just give me $10k without me asking for it because you know I can not pay for this wedding all by myself.

Dear Mom,
Stop being suck a Btch, Stop being so nasty all the time and only thinking about yourself.

Dear Kitty,

Love ya, but stop peeing in the house or I am throwing your *** out.

Dear Santa,
Please buy presents for everyone and say they are from me, because I can not pay for them.

Dear Boss,
I can't believe you didn't invite me to lunch (w/ everyone else) tomorrow.

Dear Fat HR girl,
YOU suck, you're fat and ugly!

Dear Belly,
Stop growling, sorry i forgot lunch @ home. Dinner is in an hour.

Dear ear,
Stop itching. People are saying I have 'ear-coli'


Dear Boss (again),
Fill out my d*mn bonus paperwork and get it to me by Friday w/ payroll.

Ok, thats better!