Can we have a Tuesday Vent Session?

I'm going to add my Wednesday vent!!

Dear body: why did you make me throw up this morning? I hate throwing up, but I will say that I'm glad it gave me a reason to call out from work.

Dear job: stop expecting me to pump out tons of work and then let our check runs sit in the system for over a MONTH and then tell me to deal with all the crazy vendors when they call!!!! Pay my damn vendors already!!!

Dear FH: I love you and I know its hard working at work and doing our kitchen renovation at the same time, but please understand that I work too, and I'd appreciate you not being a slob when I'm trying to keep my sanity by having the house clean......oh and stop leaving your pocket change on the coffee table and mantle......that is the biggest pet peeve!!!!

Dear mom- can't you ever do anything yourself? You'd think you would enjoy shopping for your only grandchild.....but no, I'll go get all the gifts again this year!! Don't worry even though I get home from work at 7 or 8PM....I'll find time to run around like crazy, I know your busy watching your soaps!

Whew! I guess I needed that! And being sick today didn't help much lol

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Posted by pupidda122505



Dear Boss, please don't wait until the last minute to tell me if I'm getting a bonus this year - I have a wedding to plan and u have no idea how much I need this $$$ right now

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ditto!

my god all of these are making me LOL

Oh this is GREAT!

Dear FIL's: Please stop making your son feel like crap. He is soooo good to you both and does everything you ask of him. This Christmas season give him the gift of peace. Oh and if you could please speak either Italian or English in front of me. You know I can't speak Sicilian

Dear Bossman/Co-workers: Please stop emailing/calling me. It's Chistmas week, no one is really here to work, are they??

Dear Company VP: You are a no talent hack. Please stop stealing my ideas and pawning them off as your own AND Then handing the project over to me. One day you will be figured out and your job will be mine you pr i ck!!

Dear Smelly Gym Guy: I know that is you farting your brains out on the eliptical machine 2 down from me. Must you eat so much fiber before your work-out. Do you know what it's like trying to hold your breath and do cardio?? STOP your stinkin up the joint

Happy Holidays!!!!

Ohh Im totally in the mood for this today!

Dear Southwest Airlines: Please PLEASE be on time tomorrow night for my flight to LI. My parents are taking us to my favorite pizza place and Id like to eat at a decent hour

Dear co-worker: Why do you ask so many dumb questions? I have a feeling that you could get fired which makes me sickly giggle, but if you do then I'll have to do more work... ahh the irony.

Dear FSIL: If you try to tell me ONE MORE TIME how FH and I should plan our holidays for the next 10 years to be fair to both families, Im gonna hit you, I will.

Dear DJ: I emailed you three weeks ago to schedule a meeting while Im home to go over wedding tunes. You have STILL not given me a set date for this meeting.

Dear Wedding: I wish you were in September and not March.. too much to do, too little time.

FUN!!!!

Dear Boss: Why do you keep giving me silly projects to do that are really your responsibility and then walk around the office CHATTING!??? YOU ARE NOT THAT BUSY that you have to pawn off you job onto others!

Dear Co-Workers: Holiday cards are nice and all, but I DO NOT NEED 55 of them a day stuffed into my little office mailbox! Could someone have purchased cards that do not have snowmen on them? AND GLITTER???? WHY????

DEAR COMPANY: Thank you for closing from Dec 25th - Jan 1st, but do you think we could maybe get a holiday bonus like everyone else???
I have a wedding to pay for!

Dear Co-Workers (Again): Thanks for inquiring about my wedding but it is not in a year, it is in 2 MONTHS. And I have told you already that it is at Chateau Briand!!!!!! Stop asking if I booked a place. Do not pretend to care and if you do care, LISTEN to what I tell you!!!

OHH I have more:

Dear Photographer: Why did you move and not tell me???? I would have been upset if I had gone to your previous location and you were not there!

Dear Invited wedding guests who have not yet RSVP'ed: What the F are you waiting for????? Either you're coming or you're not. Mail it!!!!!

Dear LIW: Thanks for allowing me to vent!

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Posted by Future Mrs R

Dear FSIL : Can you stop lying about ordering your bridesmaid dress and actually go and order it please.

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OMG!! lol...

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Posted by melbalalala

Dear FSIL: If you try to tell me ONE MORE TIME how FH and I should plan our holidays for the next 10 years to be fair to both families, Im gonna hit you, I will.

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I love that one

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Posted by brittny817

Dear Smelly Gym Guy: I know that is you farting your brains out on the eliptical machine 2 down from me. Must you eat so much fiber before your work-out. Do you know what it's like trying to hold your breath and do cardio?? STOP your stinkin up the joint

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Dear Boss - I have been the only one here since March doing ALL of the work. I was fine with you not hiring someone to take my ex-coworkers place for a raise, but not the raise that you gave me and now there has been no word from you to the bookkeeper (my mom) in regards to a bounus. I suggest if you'd like to keep your balls you better give us a bonus or I will cut them off!

Dear Mr. Perfect - Yeah you're really not. Our boss gave you the VP title why I have no idea. Stop asking me stupid questions. Learn how to use a computer. And stop acting like your irreplaceable beacuse you do NOTHING! A monkey can do what you do!

Mr FH - Can you please paint the window trim and finish sanding, priming and painting the kitchen. My dad has done all the other work stop being lazy and do something!!! Love you!

Dear FSIL - thought it better if I take it out

Dear photographer - STop making brides mad at you. You are making me nervous. Don't make me lose the almost $2000 deposit because I have no faith in you.

I'm sure I'll think of more!

Dear Personal trainer :
I am done just make my body right.

Dear anyone who has something to do with my wedding:
Relax its the holidays!!

Dear Boss:

Get a grip and pay out
what raise?

My turn!

Dear room: Clean and organize yourself please.

Dear FSIL-Contrary to your beliefs the world does NOT revolve around you. I'm still pissed about you inviting your bf's parents to our engagement party in May without asking me or your brother, but asking how my 'brother & his knocked up wife' are is ridiculous. Grow up and learn to speak like an adult.

Dear FH- Pick up your socks and put them in the hamper. It take just as much effort to put them in two straight lines on the floor as it does to put them away!

Dear stores: Stop being so crowded so I can shop! I have money to burn and gift cards to spend for once in my life!

Dear Santa: Please bring me a bag of $20's so I can pay Visa and Mastercard the money back from all the cr@p I bought but didn't need.

Dear self: STOP EATING AND GO TO THE GYM!!!

Wow, that made me feel better!

Dear Co-Worker - Please stop sending our boss all of your 'cute' ideas. They're NOT cute and ironically they all require a ton of work on my part and non on yours. It's the second to last week of the year, we're not supposed to be doing any actual work right now!!

Dear Software System that I've Been Testing All Day - Please fix your damn self and just work the way I want you to. While you're at it can you also allow me to know how to use you correctly without going through the trouble of reading the damn manual?

Dear FedEx Guy - Please get here faster. You have my guestbook and I'm dying to see it.

Dear Mortgage Lender - Can we please send you the first payment on February first instead of January? It is the holidays after all.

Dear me: Please stop stuffing your face every day with junk, have some control!!!!!!!

Dear Santa: please bring that I boombox I so want!!!

Dear FH: Hunny please do not pick out silver tuxes, I really don't think that's a good idea!!!!

OK, I think I'm alright, not much of a vent!
XOXOXO
Kitty

Dear FH
I truly appreciated u using my car yesterday and leaving me with no gas this morning!!!

Dear FIL's stop being so f'ing cheap and obsessed with ur pain int he *** daughter and please give us some damn money for the wedding!!!

Dear FSIL
I can not stand u. U make me sick. Stop pushing urself and ur f'ing kids on every1 !!! We are getting married and u for some reason think its not a big deal but hey its a huge deal that ur havng ur 5th kid!! Guess hat not so cute!!!


I feel better

Dear students: Please understand that you will get an assignment over the Holiday Break. I have been telling you this for the past two weeks, so please stop whining to me that it isn't fair. Life isn't fair; get over it. Oh, and yes, you will receiving a failing grade for the assignment if you don't turn it in.

Dear Self: STOP EATING THE CR AP!!! Chips, cookies, candy: not good, and you know this. Why must you gravitate towards anything with empty calories lately...oh, and you better get your a$$ back to the gym.

Dear Certain Co-worker: please grow a backbone and stop complaining about the problems in your class....you are allowing yourself to be intimidated by 14 year olds, and no I don't have the same problems as you.

Dear Mom: Please be ok.

Dear God: Please let my mom be ok

Dear cold ,


GO THE F**K AWAY STUPID M F YOUR GOING TO RUIN MY HOLIDAYS

Dear Work: Please stop multiplying, there is only so much one person can do at a time and I am getting pretty tired of working past midnight

Dear Self: Seriously, put down the cookie and try rolling yourself to the gym every now and then

Dear winter: please go away again, it was so nice when you weren't here

Dear wedding: please plan the rest of yourself, I have no time to do it