Can we have a Tuesday Vent Session?

forgot I have more LOL

Dear Mom& Dad- can you pls tell us if you are contributing any$ what so ever the wedding?? It's fustrating the crap out of me that when I mention anything about the wedding you change the subject shortly after or just don't seem that interested in it!! Maybe the new Year will bring better things upon us!!!

Dear FH- stop going to bed earlier than me so u can take up the entire bed and leave me this tiny little space to fit my big fat ***!!! I was freezing last night !!

And finally Dear period- Are you on the way or not?! been almost 2 weeks and prego test say no so *** already--- I know u are gonna pick xmas day....great thx for the to-me from-me gift I didn't want

Dear Christmas: Why must everyone drive like a**holes this time of year?

Dear students: You have three more days until break stop acting like it's Friday every day this week!!!!

Dear Self: Don't you know you are very busy this is no time to get sick!

Dear Secret Santa: Stop giving me chocolate, I'm never going to fit into my wedding dress this way.

Dear FH: Please stop buying yourself stuff otherwise I have nothing to give you for christmas.

Dear Mortgage guy: Please call my realestate agent so we can go into contract already. I don't need to stress about yet another thing this week!!!

Ok that should do it....NEXT

Dear FMIL: since noone else in your family has the balls to say it- take medication! it is not normal to call your son a minimum of 8x every day- oh, and please stop calling and hanging up before leaving a message, our machine records you hanging up, and it is really annoying to listen to 10!!! messages of you hangin up in one day. But I still love you.

Dear Boss lady: tell me about my job for next year already! we all know there is going to be an open position next year, why can't you tell me now!

Dear FH: please do not get me DVDs that YOU want for ANOTHER holiday- I don't mean to sound ungreatful, but why the hell do you ask me what I want, and then proceed to buy me what you want?! P.S.- stupid-comedy DVDS are not romantic. Neither is a back massaging chair so you don't have to rub my back anymore.

Dear Charlotte: Stop chewing the stuffing out of every single toy. I only just bought them for you!! Also, please stop scratching at my leg while I'm on LIW... Can't you see Mommy is addicted here? Go bother Heather- someone who thinks everything you do is cute. Also, stop eating the squeakers once you chew them out of the toys after you chew out all the stuffing!

Dear MIL: You are awesome and I can't say enough good things about you-- BUT I have one gripe (that you are aware of lol)... PLEASE stop feeding Charlotte table food. You are the ONLY one she begs to... When you are preparing ANYTHING in the kitchen or if you are remotely near it she is begging for food... And she doesn't do that with anyone else. She also comes upstairs with chicken and tuna breath after just being downstairs with you. My dog is going to get the runs- the Vet said it's bad for her- please don't do it anymore... Pretty please??

Dear Co-Worker: I told you how much I liked my Christmas cards this year, they are very unique and then you asked them where I got them-- but you didn't tell me you were going to go and get the same, exact ones! Now, since you filled them out so fast and gave one to the boss- he is going to think I copied you! That's not very nice!

Dear Vinny: Now that I did it already will you stop bugging me about it?? Seriously though, quit it and let me get some damn sleep.

Dear Post Office Employees: I know that with Christmas being so close you are obviously very busy but if we could possibly hustle JUST A LITTLE BIT... b/c you guys are pretty busy-- so if you just pick up the pace a little bit then it would help A LOT. You are chugging along like it is JULY and it's not... so MOVE IT.

Yay!

Dear Mom: Please stop saying the wedding is a year away. The wedding is now 6 months away and you really need to start looking for a dress.

Dear Dad: Please stop reminding me everyday how much you’re contributing to the wedding. I appreciate it but you really don’t have to remind me all the time!

Dear FMIL: Can you please stop adding people to your guest list?

Dear FFIL: I know you don’t want to rent a tuxedo for the wedding and you want to wear the one you wore to your wedding 35 years ago…but the light blue really won’t match.

Dear FH: Once we are married you will need to learn to put the toilet seat down!! It is really not that hard to do.

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Posted by Unapearla

Dear FFIL: I know you don’t want to rent a tuxedo for the wedding and you want to wear the one you wore to your wedding 35 years ago…but the light blue really won’t match.

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Dear Christmas shopping - can you please decide to finish up all by yourself? I have absolutely zero time to do it

Dear MOH - Please don't call me two days before you'd like to hang out to exchange gifts and see me. I don't have your gift yet and I don't have the time during the week to hang out on two days notice.

Dear students - Could you possibly get your work done without me? I really don't want to be at work this week so you'll just have to deal without my mental presence!

Dear dad - Please stop b!tching about mom's birthday. I know that it's Christmas eve. You have made that very clear practically since the day I was born. I know that I have to see mom on her birthday, but if she's not making that big a deal out of it - you shouldn't either!

OK - vent over - Thanks that was really helpful!

OK my turn
Dear knee: Please stop hurting so I can ride the bike after work. I really need to fit into my wedding dress?

Dear Bridal shop: I WANT MY DRESS!!!! I mean come on I ordered it in March how can it possibly not me in yet .

Dear body: Stop being defective! I can't fight genetics but did I really need to get every defect that is in my families gene pool. I would really like to have kids of my own someday

And mom I know I need to get moving and that this wedding isnt going to plan itself but I am just so lazy and really dont care what my invitations look like. Besides I work best under pressure. I will finish them the day before they need to be mailed.

Dear self: How could you lose your debit card
if you just listen to FH and put it away it would be in your wallet where it belongs and Not waiting for a new one
sorry its long but I feel much better

Dear Employer: Why did you take away our Christmas bonus and Christmas party this year??? It would be nice if you can give us December 26th off to make up for it!!! #$$#$%$#%$%$%$$!!!!

Dear BM: Why must you fuss about everything I want to do for MY WEDDING?? That's right...IT'S MY WEDDING!!!!

Dear Mom, NO!!! Your husband CAN NOT wear a red tie and vest to my wedding!!! He is not a GROOMSMAN!!!! And, he's not my DAD....don't act as if he is!!

How is that for venting????

I feel better now....

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Posted by MrsDaniRella

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Posted by Unapearla

Dear FFIL: I know you don’t want to rent a tuxedo for the wedding and you want to wear the one you wore to your wedding 35 years ago…but the light blue really won’t match.

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Dear Santa,
Can you leave a couple of hundred in my stocking? I'm not being greedy and asking for thousands.

Dear Physics,
Is it possible for you to do the dosimetry when you enter a new patient? I am so sick and tired of doing your job for you. I wouldn't mind doing your job if I got paid your 6 figure salery!

Dear Massage person,
RUB ME!

Dear FIL's,
Must we have 4 billion christmas celebration's? Is my last name Rockefeller?

Dear Ex-employer,
Will you stop calling me to work...ummmm..remember I quit???? Did you miss that part of the conversation?

Dear Gym Member Guy,
Do you have to pick the treadmill right next to me when there are 15 other available, prefectly good treadmill's to use? Why do you wear such short shorts ...it's gross...please stop!

Dear Annoying Girl/Professor,
Why do you ask so many stupid questions?
Professor,
Why do you entertain her ridiculous questions..it's the last week of the semester if she doesn't understand it now she never will!

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Posted by Ericab1980

Dear Bridal show people, please STOP emailing me, calling me, I know I did not win a honeymoon, pots & pans, jewlery or other such nonsense..and no I do not want laser hair removal!!!

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yoo got the laser hair removal too... im sooooooooo bad and the fourth call i got i said, 'listen I have alopecia and I do not need it do not call me anymore' god forbid but how f ing annoying

ahhh this is going to be fun...

Dear boss: stop complaining if I am at work browsing a clients handbag website... at least I am there and not in a coke infused coma like 1/2 the rest of your employees !!!

Dear Rude people: you know who you are... now stop it!! It's the freakin holiday season for God's sakes... hold the door, let someone out in front of you, don't drive up my a@@ and would it hurt to just smile once in a while !!!

Dear Dad: your a dead beat and I think guilt should kick in now and I should be expecting 20g's just for the hell of it.

Dear debbie downer: when I get home don't talk to me for 10 mins... My brain is still going from the crazyness at work. geez

Dear FH: no I don't want to have sex every five minutes... Let me rest

and last but not least...
Dear self: stop going to the 70k year a job just cause of the $$. Find your damn happiness already!!!! Must loose more for wedding to look smoking hot in that dress !!!

Merry Holidays everyone that was fun.

Dear FILs,
Please stop sucking...My stress level is way too high because of each of you.

Dear FMIL,
Dont think you're allowed to come to our house whenever you want without calling

Dear Capital One,
Please dont feel in any rush to send me my next bill.

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Posted by ksl268

Dear FIL's,
Must we have 4 billion christmas celebration's? Is my last name Rockefeller?
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This one of my favorties!! lol

Dear co worker:
stop complaing about how your life s ucks each and every time I see you...can you tell I stopped caring a long time ago?

Dear FH,
We agreed to no presents this christmas and then you say 'I have to get you something' so I get you something and now you tell me you didnt have time to get me anything!!! W T F!!

Dear doggie (my poodle)
How long is it going to take to train you to use the bathroom in the right place..I mean really Ive had you for almost 2yrs now..sheesh..

oooooooh this could be fun!

Dear Boss man,
SHUT THE **** UP! I am the boss of me, dont tell me when I should and or should not leave when its important...this is why I get paid BY THE HOUR!

Dear Car,
if you could start yourself when you know i need to go somewhere that would be fabulous, b/c driving while shaking is not an easy task!

Dearest Cookie,
if you come over to me one more time and stomp on my cold foot I am going to throw your *** out in the cold and when you come in I am going to stomp on your foot! We will see how much YOU like it!

Dearest ***
yeah you know who you are, stop talking to me like I am 5 and incapable of doing things, stop telling me to hold on and figure out how to multi task, and I swear if you call him one more time to tattle I am going to pull your voice box out!

Oh and 1 more thing...stop taking credit for the 'fantastic job' that I spent all day doing while you watched

aaaaaaaaah that feels better

Oh i have sooo many more..gotta do it one more time

Dear Boss,
Stop complaining that you havent taken a vacation is 18yrs when you can easily say 'Ok you three doctors are going to run the hospital for a week..Im going to Florida' Nobody cares anymore that your wife doesnt care about you and that ur kids could care less that you are not in their lives..remember you brought this on urself you freaking work a holic!!!!

Dear FIL's,
I know you are going through some financial problems now...but you did promise to help with the wedding...I hope that still follows through..it makes me a little uneasy

Dear life,
Can I just have one day where no one bugs me..

bump this was fun