Christmas stocking help for FH!!!

Ok ladies, so FH hands me his list, and i thought it would be funny to fill his stocking with everything he wants:

1) LG blue ray player (yeah thats not going to happen... this maybe a gift or something I get after the holiday...)
2) Bridgett from the Girls Next Store (haha I put David Beckham on my list)- Should I get him a calender or something? Or print a pic? Any creative ideas?
3) Something for the body ( GNC cards?)
4) Lambo Murcielago LP 640--> (maybe a matchbox car... or remote control... ideas?
5) Close on a house ( I was thinking of getting him books on buying a house...but I'm afraid he won't like that...ideas?)
6) Win the lotto (who doesn't?! I;m going to get lotto tixs for his stocking)

Ok ladies, any creative ideas?

OMG Sandra, look what I found!!!

An Affordable Lamborghini

a subscription to muscle fitness? fh's mom sends us magazines..clearly will doesnt read that 1. i can always mail u them lol

what about the Bridget bobblehead

its so cute that he wrote a list!! even if its part silly--its reallllyyy cute. hes going to love what you do for him!
do they stilll sell those lotto tickets that are a spoof-like always winners